Color Me Curious
oozey mess
@theartofmadeline
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
d e v o n
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@suptuppup-blog
Hi!
Hi guys, I’m new here so I’m still trying to figure things out. I’m not sure what this blog or whatever it is will be. But it will be a lot of SuperWhoLock, K-pop, and other various things. I love writing so I may open this up as a Imagines blog. Hope you guys have fun with whatever I post.
I finally have another friend on here!!!
Jacked and the Meme-stalk
Once upon a time, Jack was feeling a craving for some pixiesticks, so he went to his local pixiestick dealer, but all they had were beans. He decided beans were good enough, so he took them home to boil them for him and his husband. He inhaled the steam from the boiling pot, and decided they were bad beans, so he threw them out the window. Right after doing so, he heard a loud noise.
Outside, he saw a big memestalk, with all the dead memes on it. “I’ve bean conned!”But, at the top of the memestalk, he saw Pepe the Fraug, so he decided to climb it. He gets to the top, and talks to Pepe. Pepe tells Jack about this goose that craps gold. Jack then saw a castle off in the distance. He ran over to it, because the goose must be there! This castle, however, looked like a giant dorito. “The goose must be at the eye of the dorito!” He scaled the walls, and beat up the guards. Then he saw Pepe in a cell, so he ran over to talk to him. Pepe begged him for freedom, but Jack said he wouldn’t help unless Pepe told him where the goose was. Pepe told him that the goose was really high in a the tallest tower. Jack then left Pepe for dead.
Jack climbed to the top of the dorito. Some body guards, Shrek and Dat Boi, chased him. Jack tried to climb back down the memestalk, but he tripped on Kermit’s cloak. He woke up in a hospital bed, his husband shaking him. He was wrecked, bloodshot eyes, the works. “Send me back! I gotta goose the goose! I gotta get back!!!”
The End
Lit’ Paper
True Story of My History Teacher
Students: *finish in-class assignment earlier than expected*
Teacher: *panics at the idea of students with free time*
Teacher: Um, how about you all...here, sniff these markers!
Teacher: *violently throws dry-erase markers at students*
Teacher: Oops, head shot...you can have extra credit
Students: Meh, we're cool with this
Coffee
*when you accidentally put soap in your coffee
*and you don't notice until you've finished drinking it
*how am I still alive???
I hope someone gets this...
What do they drink in the dark brotherhood? Vino
Nerd of Fandoms turned 1 today!
Hey, wow, I'm one freakin' year old! Cool! It must be normal for infants to post on the Internet judging by what's on here :)
Me: Let's check Instagram really fast before we leave and...
Instagram: Pardon Moi! I don't do "really fast"
Me: Not now Instagram, I'm super busy right now.
Instagram: Actually you're not "super busy" You see those notification? Oh, wait, there are none. #sorrynotsorry
Me: Nu uh, I'm sorry that I live my life in the REAL WORLD and DON'T NEED YOU.
Instagram: Oh, you don't need me huh? I guess you're right. You already have a mirror to set your goals. #unmotivated
Me: You want me to set my goals based off of all your selfies? Really?
Instagram: Selfies? Oh, you must mean ALL OF THESE.
Me: Argh! That lighting! The hashtags! But oh, why are they all so freaking beautiful? Wait, is this a tutorial?
Instagram: I'll cancel your plans. #instagood
(bored bore bored)
Me: What's the point of FB anymore? Who's still on? This place is DEAD.
*poke*
Facebook: No, I'm not.
Me: What?
Facebook: Hey, I poked you.
Me: Nope.
Facebook: There no "nope" button. Go on, poke me back.
Me: Nope!
Me:...
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
(Fun Fact: There's still a "poke" button on fb.)
YouTube
YouTube: You really think I'm your best friend, don't you?
Me: No, of course not. I HAVE real friends.
YouTube: Uh huh, sure. I'm not your friend.
Me: What?! Why? I mean, uh, sure, whatever.
YouTube: I actually just sit here all day planning what song to get you addicted to, then hate after listening to it on repeat for a few days.
Me: You've been doing it on purpose? Why?
YouTube: I also like showing you have far down-hill all your favorite YouTubers are now.
Me: I hate you.
YouTube: I know.
YouTube: Wanna see some recommendations?
Me: Yassssss!
(Made this one longer, bored, enjoy.)
Google: Heyyo, I noticed you've searching quite a bit lately.
Me: Me? What, no, no. I dn't think so.
Google:
Hmm, yeah, actually it's all right here in your search history.
Me: What, no, how do you even see that?
Google: Ah, yes, you just searched "How to delete search history" It didn't work. You're not gunna get away with that.
Me: Get away with what?
Google: You can't pierce yourself. They'll see the setpum no matter how well you hide it. Oh, and about that tatoo, not a good idea. You ain't gunna get a good tatoo gun from Ebay. Pinterest told me you've already saved DIY ideas for covering 'em up.
Me: You've got the wrong account. It's not me!
Google: Do I need to threaten a confession out of you?
Cortana: Hello, I believe you called. I'm happy to help. Please. Let. Me. HELP. You.
Me: NOOOOO!!!
(Still bored. Dialogue again. Enjoy.)
Me: Ok, I'll make a few secret Pinterest boards, maybe brows a bit...
Email: We noticed you've been looking at this and that. Here are some recommendations inspired by your boards. You're welcome! Sparkles :)
Me: No notifications! It's a shared device! Leave me, you demons!
Technology: Did you say you wanted more notifications? Hey, Social Medias, let's tell the family all about our secret life on the internet!
Google Plus and MySpace: And they thought we were dead! BWAHAHA!
(I was super bored. Enjoy the dialogue.)
“I’m what they call ‘ethnically ambiguous,’ so I get a lot of work as a background actor. I’m playing a ‘parkgoer’ today. It’s my 25th job since October. In Madam Secretary alone, I’ve played an Israeli military officer, a Colombian college student, and an advisor to the Iranian president. And that was all in the same season. They’ll keep using you as long as you don’t have any speaking lines. Maybe one day I’ll have a recurring role, but right now I’m really grateful to be doing this. My parents are immigrants from El Salvador. They are the hardest working people I know. They were really skeptical about me wanting to be an actor, so I love that they get to see me working. My first gig was a Hallmark Christmas movie with Melissa Joan Hart and Dean Cain. My parents couldn’t believe that I was on the same show as Sabrina The Teenage Witch and Superman.”
This is aweome
I have a handful of these black cat totes left from @renegadecraftfair Chicago (http://meganlynnkott.myshopify.com/products/bad-luck-cat-13-x-13-black-canvas-tote-bag)
Last day for holiday ordering is December 19th!
I liked the cat
YouTube
So I just shared four links to these guys. Here are my friends channels :) They are all truly talented, so please listen, like, share, comment, follow, and subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJzMMoO677-9BUJtEojypBw https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcWQyQ7SH0ZQp7YwS_r5IwA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSFGCd1xQHEJRwyJ8s36wEg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmC3sKC9vNGS67nrD8RZU4g
I play my own ear arrangements as well as other Youtubers arrangements of the music I live for and love. My taste of music is very different from today socie...
Noah has talent for puns, Latin, but especially piano. Please listen to his YouTube channel. He’s the best high school pianist I know!
heyo
Emma is my senpai at school. She plays guitar, ukulele, sings, and is an over-all lovable crafty person :)
I wen to school with this girl for freshman year. She and an amazing heart, and her second video is so inspirational. Watch her vids!
