Chaotic Bitchy

hi, i'm a hot mess. nice to meet you.

[prettyinaccurate]

 because @bisexualbeetlejuice asked someone to do it🤙

[surburbanpyromaniac]

I live in a constant state of paint on my hands.

[surburbanpyromaniac]

Ok so I was looking up vintage pins for whatever reason and apparently this was an anti-prohibition button from the 1920s and I-

[surburbanpyromaniac]

it's almost like,,,,, they're twins

[surburbanpyromaniac]

can we please stop calling peoples interests/identities a phase simply because of the persons age k thanks bye

[surburbanpyromaniac]

Ya know what, it’s 2019 and it’s about time we stop caring about seeming “basic” or “cringey” and start taking advantage of this wack ass year. Wear scrunchies on your wrists, listen to the overplayed songs if you want, paint clouds on your jeans and do some stupid tik tok dances, use the shitty slang, wear some fucking clout googles for all I care. We’re all going to die, die having fun. You don’t want to be talking to your kids in 30 years and have to tell them you didn’t do/use the things that aren’t around anymore because you were too scared to be seen as a lame. If people judge you for it, that’s their problem, because they can’t live with the idea that someone is enjoying something they don’t.

[surburbanpyromaniac]

Concept: a Russian spy during the cold war who just gets really attached to their suburban white-picket-fence life. like "I know I promised I'd kill him but tomorrow is the office Christmas party and I can't just miss the office Christmas party."

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[korvusomnium]

Yeah, you know what that is? That’s a first class ticket on the Nope Train to Fuckthatville…

[sangreiti]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

is the person who filmed this okay I am WORRIED

[shutmefree-deactivated20230806]

[hundrednamed]

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

[dlubes]

what the fuck are those

[consentipede]

Those are children

[spiderjewel]

Do you have any fun/interesting personal stories involving paranormal stuff?

I can’t even socialize with humans why would I do it with ghosts

[callitgoodwriting-deactivated20]

5 Ways to Find Your Novel Title

Note: Keep a running list of title ideas you could use for future projects. This is endlessly helpful for me.

1. Find it in the text itself

Maybe there is a really good phrase hidden in your work that encapsulates the work as a whole. I love when I come across the title while reading. Write down good contenders as you go along editing.

2. The Motif / Imagery

If there is a running motif or image in your work, that alone can be a good title or at the very least, be a part of the title. 

3. Eponymous

If your story relies heavily on a single character (or family and you use the surname), and the name is interesting: use it! There are very dynamic names in literature that could stand alone on the cover.

4. Eavesdrop

The amount of good titles I’ve heard in phrases of conversation I overhear is incredible. Sometimes, strangers string together the words better than you could just by brainstorming.

5. Figures of Speech

Whether you straight up use the figure of speech or adapt/subvert it to fit your story, these can be really good and eyecatching IMO.

[i-am-a-fish]

HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY (posted on my insta!)!!!

[lifeofatheaternerd]

Everything today is thoroughly modern

[fuck-yeah-firebringer]

character development

[iamabadspeller]

Princess Diana, John Mulaney is coming. Oh my god she has airpods in. She cant hear us. Oh my god

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[surburbanpyromaniac]

i love this so much

[surburbanpyromaniac]

god i love the internet