i am the ultimate lifeform

hi it's mads i like luke skywalker check out my art here!! 🖤🤍💜

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[senatortedcruz]

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

[covid-safer-hotties]

[queerilyqueer]

Something that people still do not understand about the pandemic is how much the data was just erased or skewed so that we would all go back to work. An entire generation is facing mass disability because of a *preventable* illness that is still circulating untraced and undocumented.

Disabled people tried to warn us.

Epidemiologists tried to warn us.

Historians tried to warn us.

But when the money stopped flowing, it didn’t matter anymore. The lives and the quality of life of the masses was considered the cost of business.

I don’t even know how to grieve when no one will even acknowledge it.

[glavilio]

furry adoptable characters. high value closed species. lotta money in this shit

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

My favorite novel is Pride and the Perception That Men Perform Better on Average at Certain Tasks.

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[kropotkindersurprise]

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[speedlimit15]

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[castielspice]

i google how to help insomnia and it says reduce stress. i google how to reduce stress and it says get enough sleep.

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[redstonedust]

gripping the shoulders of every youtuber ever. look up that unfamiliar word before you pronounce it. especially if it's not a word from your native language but honestly double check the ones that are native to you if you've only seen them in writing. you will thank yourself later.

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!