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Alex | USA | Anything Goes| Alexander Hamilton: Oh sweet. Listen, I know we just overthrew a monarch, but I got this idea about a president for life and I know what this looks like but -

[officialfrenchtoast]

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[conbiniiko]

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

[surgical-artist]

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if you write in cursive i hate you

[griefboi]

ℒℴℓ

[gretagerwisg]

[virgozelda]

the fact that amy adams didn’t win for sharp objects makes my blood fucking boil she is the most underrated actesss of our generation and this is legitimately her best role to date and the fact that once again she has been overlooked is unforgivable AND she has just as many oscar nominations as leonardo decaprio and there was a whole ass movement about giving him an oscar bc he had been nominated so many times. where is that kind of passion for miss adams???? and on top of that she’s gotten as many nominations as he has in a shorter period of time. we need more love and respect and recognition for amy adams this is the hill i will die on

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Olivia Colman really won a Golden globe for getting ha pussy ate by Emma Stone & Rachel Weisz

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

sarah and abigail: i am going to FUCK the queen HARDER than you can

queen anne w/ her pussy fully lost in the sauce:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sasukechiha]

✧ u s a g i ✧

[salty-red-mage]

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[juulpromocode]

All of my posts are good and my dick is fucking huge

[catchymemes]

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[emeebee]

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

true space facts

if u look up there it is