SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS //
“what do you wanna do?”
“i wanna find that son of a bitch.”
“is that a pig?”
“did you just try to tase my man parts?”
“please don’t get him started.”
“where do you shop for that?”
“i think we should go.”
“the charm is wearing off.”
“you really don’t get it do you?”
“everyone hates me.”
“i gotta keep you around.”
“i don’t wanna be that person.”
“i’m not okay.”
“people are dicks.”
“this is my worst nightmare.”
“get off me.”
“i can’t believe i let you talk me into this.”
“i used to like a lot of things that were bad for me.”
“it’s hard to know the truth unless you know the whole story.”
“these aren’t all coincidences, are they?”
“what brings you to the verge of faux chihuahua?”
“do what you gotta do.”
“if you wanna hit me, that’s cool, go ahead.”
“no one was supposed to get hurt.”
“you should be thanking me!”
“i just wanna believe in something that doesn’t turn to utter crap.”
“life is like charlie brown and his football. that bitch lucy keeps yanking it away, but you gotta keep kicking.”
“i guess we both have dark daddy issues.”
“the worst part is you didn’t even have the guts to tell me.”
“this was real, i love you.”
“you sound like a bad comedy.”
“can we please just talk?”
“we’re not friends, we’re not together. we’re done.”
“this has been eating away at me for over a year.”
“stop telling me what to do, bro.”
“how does it feel to take it in front of everyone?”
“what’s your point?”
“my life is not a game.”
“i know you like to order kale, but i know you crave pepperoni and pineapple.”
“sounds pretty sketch, but i’m listening.”
“why would he do that?”
“is it that obvious?”
“that’s gonna be a tough one to come back from.”
“everybody loves a redemption story.”
“i think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.”
“i caught him doing the walk of shame this morning.”
