[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[sleepy-nostalgia]

The Beauty of A Woman

[minamoreland]

I love this because it promotes the idea that the “beauty” of a woman does not have to be physical.

[paulig-official]

Hyvät huomenet kaikille! Muista juoda kahvia. Oikeasti. Se kahvi. Tajuatko että osoitan sua aseella? Ala lipittää. Mua ei kiinnosta että et haluu. Lopeta se itkeminen.

[kivespussirotta]

Jätin aamukahvin tänään välistä.

[paulig-official]

Ikävä kuulla! Sydämesi lakkaa lyömästä huomenna klo. 17:21. :)

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[esileikkipuisto]

etsin vinkkejä tiskaamisen suhteen mutta löysinkin tämän, pitääpi jakaa kun sen verran tunnetta mukana

[saatanantonttu]

miten lasivuoka

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[cesei]

you know what was really beautiful?

the entire show, sansa’s hair has ALWAYS been inspired by her female mentors. she had hairstyles inspired by catelyn, cersei, margaery and even myranda, depending on whose control she was under. but when she finally became queen in the north, her hair was long and loose, for the first time ever. she was finally sansa stark, free from other people controlling her.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself

[perussuomalainen]

Mina: miks selle postitusel nii palju note'sid on?

Soomlased: moi

Mina: ahah, selge

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[tomb-of-madeline]

A comic about a vampire and a friend

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[terpsikeraunos]

the only people who understand literature are those who literally eat books. sorry. meaning does not exist until you devour it.

[levourdalak]