je survis

"My family includes a berserker, the Whore of Babylon, and me. The Muggle child. I have to be able to defend myself somehow."

[surviives-blog]

He’s finishing up a show. One last trick. He pulls a double lift “is this your card” trick. Ba- sic, but when he does it as the last trick, the subject nearly always tosses some cash in the hoodie he put on the ground. “Remem- ber this card,” he tells the man. “Remember it very well, because you’re going to see it again soon.”

[surviives-blog]

Oh, also, I finished writing Devin’s book. HMU if you want to be a beta reader.

[surviives-blog]

Hello, I’m here. Like for a starter while I do the reply thing.

[ardcnts]

screw bad boys/good girls, gimme a plot about a typical all-american dude, who plays football and has a pretty girlfriend and is going to a good college because he’s such a good quarterback and drives around a Rover because it’s safe and doesn’t really like doing drugs and rarely ever drinks and then bam! here comes the bad girl, who wears black clothes and red lipstick and stroll around school like she owns it and has broken half of the school’s population’s hearts at least twice and for some reason he’s intrigued by her and she takes some kind of interest towards him and then when he realizes he’s in love with her and he switched his safe Range Rover for an old Mustang and is smoking in the parking lot with a bad girl on his lap and punching his judgey friends and being suspended and he’s loving every part of it, because he’s free and he has her.

[pyrrhicisms]

MY DAD’S A POLICE OFFICER AND HE ALWAYS COMES HOME COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS DUMB NEW PARTNER WHO’S STRAIGHT OUT OF TRAINING AND WHEN THEY FINALLY HIT IT OFF HE COMES OVER FOR DINNER AND FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS SO HOT AU

[bornreadygeneration]

You’re trying not to tell him you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for.

Richard Siken

(via

titsmccall

)

[tutorial-baby]

do you want rounded borders or a differently shaped post style?

[surviives-blog]

It’s a lot easier than many people think!

To get posts with rounded corners, find the code under <style> or <style type=“text/css”> that codes for your posts. In narnia theme, this is “ .post ” but can differ from theme to theme.

Find .post img{ , and underneath that add:

border-radius: 80px;

You can change the number to make them less or more rounded.

For eclipse shaped posts:

border-top-left-radius: 80px;

border-bottom-right-radius: 80px;

again, you can fiddle with those! You can play around with these:

border-top-left-radius: px ;

border-top-right-radius: px ;

border-bottom-right-radius: px ;

border-bottom-left-radius: px ;

And add in the size you want!

[surviives-blog]

ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 

DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 

UNDERCOVER AU

PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU

PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU

REINCARNATION AU

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU

THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

[roleplaymmemes]

The 19th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to finding a dead body in their basement

[surviives-blog]

[awestiles-deactivated20140221]

[houndxd-blog]

knowfreedom:

when your muses have friends

when your muses have friends that have funny/cute/adorable/normal moments with them

when your muses have friends that protect them/defend them/save them/hug them/pick them up when they’re down

when your MUSES HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARGUE WITH THEM OVER IMPORTANT THINGS AND CHALLENGE THEIR DECISIONS AND PUSH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND NEW SITUATIONS 

[wordsnquotes]

You did something for me I couldn’t do for myself. You loved me for who I am.

William Chapman  (via stilinskirunt)

[asrielsarchive]

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[beaceex]

[tyraditar]

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

[tyraditar]

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

[words-are-vibrations]

“Mountains? More like nothings" 

[chess-ka]

“Nice try, giant worms.”

[sexybaldwin]

“And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

[allroundlostcause]

To all the partners and verses I miss…

I want you to know that in my head, our muses are off somewhere being blissfully happy. If we stopped writing together in the middle of a fight, they made up without us muddling muns in the way, and they’re happy. They shared a bubble bath last night and one of them cooked for the other. It wasn’t perfect but they had a great night.

If they were only friends, they’re closer than ever. If they were enemies, they’re still staking each other out and plotting their revenge, and they’re enjoying it thoroughly.

If they were in love, they still are. If we took a look into their futures, they’d still be smiling at each other, maybe with a little bit of gray in their hair.

I had a great time with you and we’ll always be friends, even if we do’t talk as much as we used to. And if you ever want to get back to it, you know where to find me. xo