Surviving With James

James. Melbourne, Australia. Well travelled. Here is a collection of funny Quotes from my friends and tv/movies, my thoughts on Survivor, Travel Blogs and other things that amuse me.. YOLOC #survivingwithjames

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I think you need a full time carer.

L.M.

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Would you rather eat 'monthly special' or hang out with him?

L.M.

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She had a nice back profile today

J.D.

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She can be your friend, but not our friend.

B.T.

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For someone with glasses you read really slow

R.J.

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You ruined my wine by putting other wine in my wine!

L.M.

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I almost lost my finger in her asshole.

L.M.

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I have stripper hair in my teeth!

R.P.

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Let's sit on the corner and offend people.

J.A.

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