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Merged Tribe Confessionals

JESSICA

fuck this mergeeee

Well this new tribe definitely is not good. Me, Kaitlyn, Jessy, and Jake all made it which is great, but Owen didn’t play his idol!! I have no idea why he’d do that. Like dude, it’s better to play it and not need it than need it and not play it. RIP Owen.

The worst part is it didn’t go out with him - MJ has it/my fake idol AND he’s lying to us about it. Which could be just because he wants to keep it quiet (I don’t blame him, that does make sense), or it could be because he’s still working alongside Sam. Either way it’s a huge red flag for me that shows MJ is probably not on our side and we really need to try and get him over there ASAP.

Right now it looks like the divide is Cole’s Angels (me, Jessy, Jakey, and Kaitlyn) vs Sam + Co with Dane and MJ potentially floating in the middle. I’m hoping to god we can either convince that huge ass alliance to split their votes or convince MJ and Dane that it’s a good idea to get out someone from the other side first to buy us a bit more time. There’s always the option of throwing MJ under the bus to everyone else because of his idol, but I think any flipping we get these people to do has to be done subtly otherwise they’re gonna think we’re “hardcore” or whatever. Maybe if I can at least win immunity, they’ll think voting out Molly or Sam is better than Jake/Jessy/Kaitlyn…..

JESSY

me at in 2 days

JESSY

*Laure calls me out in the tribe chat*

*MJ starts to call me out*

JESSICA

There’s hope for this vote!!

So after Jakey and Jessy started up lots of fights in the main chat, Matty seemed very upset about the fact that a lot of his alliance members aren’t so nice. That + the fact that he’s worried they might vote him out as soon as me and Jake are gone (plus the fact that he doesn’t want to vote me out to begin with) are hopefully enough to make him flip and vote out Molly this round. I’m not holding my breath over it, I’m just trying to be really friendly to the people who are on the fence about who to vote for so that way if they do blindside someone, at least it isn’t me.

Tbh I think it would be smart for Matty to vote me out now and flip on the next vote. Laure saying I’m a threat for winning is 100% correct and it’d be better for him to take me out and then flip to take out Molly or Sam or someone. But hey I’m not gonna tell him that!!

JAKE

…….so…….

this week has turned from an alliance of 4 to an alliance of 6……

with majority……

YAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHHH

thank u matt if ur being TRUE right now literally our saving grace.

matt told me they’re voting me tonight

showing how dumb they are tbh like jessica is still in the game she kinda won before and made final 2 twice but whatever

we’re voting molly and she has no idea klsjdf;lksadl;k

this is amazing

this is gonna be rly embarrassing if matt is for some reason lying but idk why he would bc if he’s lying he just lost 5 other ppl’s jury votes so…

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SAM

…………. rip

JESSICA

YESSSS AT THAT LAST VOTE OH MY GODDDDD

I don’t know how we did that. I have no idea how we got Matty and Dane to both completely flip but yesssss! Hopefully we can manage to keep them on our side and just pagong the rest of that giant-ass Maluku alliance. Then it’s final 4 for Cole’s Angels!!

Okay not really. We still have a long way to go and a lot of votes to happen before I could really say that we’re in a good position. Hopefully with Sam’s target a la challenge scores, Laure’s inactivity, MJ’s need to constantly yell at people, and our new alliance members Matty and Dane, it won’t be hard to keep the numbers on our side. But you never know!

SAM

Okay so we merged with a numbers advantage! What could wrong? A LOT OF THINGS APPARENTLY! Matthew fucking Summers decided to flip and vote out Molly!!

So apparently him telling me “Sam you’re my closest ally” doesn’t really mean much.

Molly:

So basically Matt and Dane voted with Yaeyama to take out Molly because she had an idol. Where did they get this information from? Laure. There’s a reason we didn’t tell Matt about the idol…

So one of the best things about shit going wrong is people start ranting and revealing deals they had with the person voted out and with the people who screwed them. So Laure reveals that she had a contractual agreement with Matt to go to the final 2 together and in the contract it said they wouldn’t lie, so she told him about the idol. I thought I had a final 2 deal with her… where’s my contract? So now really the only person I trust is Tracilicious and then I also have MJ who I trust but I can’t tell him about my concerns with Laure. I knew that once we hit final 6, they’d all come after me but I didn’t think things would come crumbling down this quickly.

It’s kinda frustrating that I’ve sat here quietly taking every hit as people make fun of me for being hated like I claim to have thick skin but I don’t and I’ve been sucking it up for this game and now it was all for nothing. I really don’t even wanna be here anymore but I don’t quit things, I don’t know how to quit. Now it’s game on. Want bitchy Sam? Well contratfuckulations you’re gonna get her.

Hey Matt fucking Summers:

LAURE

Are you there Godzilla?

It’s me Laure

A lot has happened since we last talked. A lot of things I am not so proud of. After what I did to Hustin, how Owen believed me that I wanted to vote out Sam…

I thought I was playing a good cut throat game, but now it seems I have no way of winning. I thought it was a good thing that I’m a good liar, but I’m a horrible person. I keep doing things for self preservation when I’m not in danger.

Matt Summers violated the contract he fucked over my alliance, but that’s not what makes me mad. It’s not he hurt me and won’t apologize. I literally bullied a 16 year old today I am not proud of myself. I am still mad and don’t trust him one bit, but I’m a piece of shit for doing what I did. (Even tho I do think my audio posts are hilarious though how dare I complicate myself)

I am also a dumb bitch who wanted to be super honest with Matt so I told him that Molly had an idol. What a great player I am, because apparently Matt is Idolphobic and I lost an alliance member.

Well it set me off in a tizzy cause I feel like Matt having Dane under his control means he can flip flop to a different side depending on who he wants to vote off.

To make matters worth I really got this fantasy idea in my head of me, Sam, MJ, Jake, and Jessica working together. I really wanted that to happen, so I made promises to Jessica.

My anger at Matt Summers was so huge I woke up and casted a vote against him, which was a mistake because Sam found an extra vote on Hoshu. Then Sam and MJ found idols on Hoshu!? Our alliance was saved. We have power, which means I had to go back on my word to Jessica. I feel like such a piece of shit now. Nobody in this game respects me.

I’ve been talking about getting out floaters and goats, but I did whatever Sam and MJ wanted….. meaning I became a goat.

I can’t win this game what even is the point, but I’m afraid of getting yelled at on Ponderosa.

………When was the last time I did one of these?

I’ll just go over some important stuff.

I saved Dane and voted Joe out of Kyushu. (This is important).

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Tribe swap. We forfeit a challenge and voted Hustin out.

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Owen joined our tribe and they voted him out with an idol in his pocket. #RIP OWEN ILY. He tried to give me his idol but like…Austin revoked it RIP ME.

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MERGE. We thought Matt was with us blah blah blah. Molly got blindsided with an idol in her pocket RIPPPPPPPPPP MOLLY CHRIST. Matt & Dane voted with the Yaeyamas. Idiots.

@ Matt Summers

@ Dane

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Ok so. All that happened. Then Sam won immunity again. We all got to redo Hoshu Island AND I GOT A FUCKING HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL. WHEWWWWWW. But Sam managed to get Matt BACK on #TeamMiyako, so he voted out Jessica with us and I wasted my idol (imo it was worth it).

@ Matt Summers flipping back, and Yaeyama voting for me when I’m like the ONLY Sam’s Club member that WOULD work with them in the future

And honestly, I’m happy she’s gone. She’s gonna be a bitter juror though, and she claims I have a terrible social game… But like… It got me here henny so B Y E. You could goooo

(oh wait u already went lmao). So she’s gone now!!!! No JaeMin 2.0 this season whewwww.

So what do I have planned moving forward? Right now, the move that Sam, Trace, Laure, and I need to make is the move that will GUARANTEE us getting in the final 8. We’re probably gonna vote out either Dane or Kaitlyn this round. At final 8, I think we should vote out Jake (L O L). Anyways. I made a final 2 deal with Laure, and right now we’re planning to go to final 3 with Trace. I don’t think my final 2 deal with Laure was that smart though.. I think Jess and Jake and Jessy like her FAR more than they like me (pretty sure they hate me #oop). So she’d get their votes. Um.. In a perfect world I could get Sam to give me her idol, and vote her out at final 7. So I guess the final 6 that is best for MJ would consists of myself (obvs), Laure, Trace, Jessy, Kaitlyn, and Matt. (Because Dane @ 9, Jakey @ 8, Sam @ 7 ((IN A PERFECT WORLD)).

Ughhh. I’m just worried that if I get to the end I’d lose to Laure because a certain jury member and future jury members just don’t like me and like.. Honestly, I’ve worked too goddamn hard this season and I’ve played too good of a strategic game and I’ve worked too fucking hard to put myself in a good position to get to the end this time. I don’t deserve anything less than 1st place, and I swear to GOD I will flip my shit if I lose this game because Jess/Jake/Jessy won’t give me their jury votes JUST BECAUSE they don’t like me.

Like… IDK WHY THEYRE SO FUCKIN MAD AT ME FOR FLIPPING ON THE YAEYAMA ALLIANCE WHEN LIKE……. LITERALLY THEY VOTED ME OUT…. IM NOT VOTING WITH AN ALLIANCE THAT IM ON THE BOTTOM OF WHEN I COULD BE AT THE TOP OF ANOTHER ALLIANCE. Do these people think I’m stupid?

Oh and LET’S NOT FORGET HOW I SAVED DANE’S SORRY ASS ON THE OUTCAST TRIBE AND THEN HE TURNS AROUND IN THE MERGE AND STABS ME IN THE FUCKING BACK. Like F U C K Y O U Dane. You’re the worst goddamn player here. You’re not getting to the end. You’re not winning. Stop wasting your time. And PLEATHE stop wasting mine. Dane is a fucking traitor, he fucking betrayed me for no goddamn reason, and I will get my goddamn revenge. I will make him regret ever turning his fucking back on me. I WILL get him out of this game. I want him GONE. I want his head on a fucking silver platter. I’m so fucking mad right now. He better hope I don’t win the next immunity challenge, because if I do, I WILL make the remainder of his time left in this game HELL.

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ok hi hello

(((((((THE JURY GAVE ME IMMUNITY THE OTHER DAY WHEW IT WAS V NEEDED!!!))))))

we just voted out matt summers!!! sam had to play her idol tho ((SHE PLAYED IT SUCCESSFULLY!!!! WHEW!!!))

OK ANYWAYS. I’m sure we all know what Jake did/tried to do so I’m not gonna talk about it.

So… Final 8, huh? Nice. Just 5 more tribal councils and then I’m there. It’s gonna take a lot of planning to get there, so now I need to really start pushing and get myself to the end.

I have a final 2 with Laure.. I signed a contract with her.. Which I regret now because I feel like she can beat me in the end. Ugh. Sam could beat me, Laure could beat me, Jake could probably beat me, and I think Jessy could too… But I cant go to the end with Dane and Trace and Kaitlyn because like… that’s not how I’ve played the game so far, and I’m not going to start now. I want Dane gone this round, but we’re probably gonna vote for Kaitlyn, which is fine. The vote seems like it’s going to be split 4-4, so there’s a possibility that we’re going to draw rocks, unless we get Dane, Jessy, or Jakey to flip and vote Kaitlyn out.

I HAVE to win this next immunity challenge so I can go to Hoshu Island. I was ONE answer away from an idol, so if i go again, I’m basically 100% guaranteed to leave Hoshu with an idol in my pocket because I know the answer. I’m gonna have to bust my ass in this next challenge. Having immunity and an idol in our alliance increases our odds of surviving a rock draw.

Okay. So, moving forward. Hmmmm.. Get Kaitlyn out at 8, Dane at 7, Jake at 6, and then Sam at 5? Or maybe Sam at 6 and Jakey at 5…. I love Sam to death and like !!!! I want her to win but more than that I want MYSELF to win. And there’s no way in HECK I could beat Sam in the end, and I don’t wanna risk taking her to 4 and then her beating me in final immunity.

I wish it was smooth sailing from here to the end, but it just isn’t. I have to get to the finals. I have to win. I didn’t come here to lose. I’ve played too hard, fought too hard, and overcome too much to stop now.

So…yeah.. That’s it for now I guess.

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SAM

Actual footage of me slaying all these idiots and saving myself with a flawless idol play!

Okay so last tribal council Matt went home all thanks to Laure. So Laure decides that she wants to vote Matt out because he broke their contract. My gut was like:

but I didn’t have much of a choice because Laure has already gone to Jake and told him to vote with us. Jake being a sensible player, was not actually in on this plan but little miss Laure was like “Jake hasn’t lied to me once” k Laure.

So now Matt’s gone and the numbers are 4-4 and it doesn’t look like anyone is going to waiver. Jake won immunity and along with immunity he won a trip to Hoshu Island where the idols MJ and I played have been replanted.

So all Jake needs to do is find the idol and play it correctly and one of my numbers goes home or only one of his numbers in vulnerable at rocks compared to my 3.

Right now I’m trying to flip Dane because Trace apparently has a solid relationship with him. So I told Dane that at final 5/6, Trace and I wanna make a move against MJ and Laure and we need him there to do it (like it’s supposed to be a lie BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY REALLY WANT TO AND IF THE OPTION IS ACTUALLY THERE LIKE MAYBE ?????????????????) So hopefully Dane will come through and flip to us so we can take out a Yaeyama.

At this point, Dane has a guaranteed 4th place if he sticks with Yaeyama, if he comes to Miyako he has a much better shot hopefully he sees it the way I do because Miyako’s fate is, unfortunately, in Dane’s hands tonight.

Regardless of how this vote goes, it’ll set the tone for the rest of the game.

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SAM

Me after this tribal council

JAKE

so everyone in this game is playing like fucking wusses and it’s PISSING ME OFF????????

DANE:

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME AT ALL.

YOU DONT FLIP ALLIANCES WEEK AFTER WEEK EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU. THE 4 OF THEM ARE TIGHT AS FUCK YOU DUMB AS;DLKFJH;ALSKDJF;KLSJDF;LKAJSD;FLKJSD YOU RUINED THIS WHOLE GAME FOR ME AND EVERYONE. NOW IT’S JUST FUCKING BORING LIKE CONGRATS SAM YOU OFFICIALLY WIN

MJ:

SAM IS GOING TO FUCKING BEAT YOU. STOP BEING HER FUCK BOY AND JUST TAKE HER OUT. DON’T TAKE HER BECAUSE YOU “NEED HER TO BEAT ME AT IMMUNITY CHALLENGES” LIKE RLY????? NOT ALL IMMUNITY CHALLENGES ARE FLASH GAMES AND I AM GIVING YOU FINAL 3??????? YOURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE 4 LIKE OH MY GOD…… HOW DO U NOT NOTICE ANY OF THIS…. I WORRY 4 U

SAM:

I RESPECT U. U DON’T PLAY FUCKING GAMES WITH EVERYONE

KAITLYN:

ILYSM NEVER CHANGE

LAURE:

KEEP A PROMISE FOR ONCE IN YOUR GAME

TRACE:

LMFAO WHAT EVEN ..

U TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME ONE TIME AND DID IT HORRIBLY AND THEN U GOT PISSED AT ME???? OK

…

I THINK THAT’S IT

BYE IM MAD BUT I’LL BE OVER IT IN 5 MIN

SAM

So last vote, Trace and I made a deal with Dane that at final 6/5 we would flip with him to take out Laure and MJ. Our plan was to take Jake out this round but he won immunity so our plans are ruined…

So MJ and Laure want to vote out Dane and Trace wants me to go along with him, Jake, Kaitlyn and Dane to take out either Laure or MJ. Trace was pushing to keep Dane on call with MJ and Laure which obviously raises suspension. So after they went to bed, Trace and I are talking and we were fighting about what should happen. I said we shouldn’t flip, it’s too early and he said it’s now or never (I think he wants to flip now cause he’s scared to get 7th again but like whatever) If we flip the final 3 is Jake, Kaitlyn and Dane. Gross. No one wants that.

So all day Trace and I are arguing about what we should do and he’s not really taking no for an answer.

So Trace, being Trace, decides that he’s gonna go ahead and message Jake and ask Jake to vote with him and I to take out MJ or Laure. This is the same Jake who has been trying to get me out for like the last 3 votes. Okay Trace you’re smart. Jake has tunnel vision and will not settle for anything less but getting me out of the game. What did I ever do to him? So Trace messages Jake and Jake kinda shoots him down. AND THEN JAKE SAID SOMETHING TO MJ AND I LITERALLY LAUGHED IN TRACES FACE CAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT AND DIDNT THINK HE WOULD

So then Trace goes off on Jake telling him he’s disgusting and then I gotta go clean up his mess and explain to MJ and Laure what had just happened. Today was a mess. Hopefully this takes the attention off of me and they put all their energy towards taking Trace out cause me being the target is getting old.

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HEY HEY HEY HELLO I JUST WON FINAL 4 IMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT LIKE HONESTLY RIP OK SO LIKE………. I THINK THE JURY HATES ME OH MY GOD.

I just won final 4 immunity, and Jakey just posted the I’m going to quit Naonka gif, and Matt Summers just posted a picture of eliza and tagged it with like “some of the people in this game” “sheesh” and like… WHAT DID I DO TO THEM ??????????????????????? LIKE #OOPS SORRY FOR NOT VOTING WITH YALL!!!

Anyways, I have a final 2 with Sam now R I P. We’re forcing a tie between trace and laure. And then if I win final immunity I’m taking Sam, if Sam wins final immunity then she SHOULD BE TAKING ME.

My chances of beating Sam are pretty low, but I do have enough confidence in myself to put together an argument good enough to rival Sam.

OK BUT SERIOUSLY…….. WHY DOES THE JURY HATE ME. LIKE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OUTPLAYED, OUTWITTED, AND OUTLASTED YALL. ALL OF YALL. I chose THE RIGHT SIDE. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YALL WOULDNT HAVE VOTED ME ONTO THE OUTCAST TRIBE THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE A PROBLEM. The Yaeyama alliance + Matt & Dane is literally the dumbest group of people ever. They made AWFUL strategic decisions and they dont DESERVE TO BE IN THE FINALS, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHY THEY ARENT IN THE FINALS.

Leave the bitterness at the door you bozos. Molly’s Angels dismantled you fuckers and yall need to get over it.

Goodbye. See you bitches at final tribal council. :)

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Episode 9 Confessionals

JESSY

Okay so Jake and I were thinking that it would be better to just throw the challenge. Nevermind Austin just made us give us the number of words truly rest in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdyZAVxMp5Y

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Episode 8 Confessionals

JOE

Really fucking hate MJ right now. I put my trust in him and told him about Jess’ fake idol, a few minutes before tribal….. Which really was showing him that I trusted him a whole fucking lot… and he turns around and fucks me.

I am really livid right now because it took a lot for me to try and at least give him a chance in this game. And he goes around and fucks me over when I’m just starting to trust him a lot more.

So now that I’m voted out I’ve learned that MJ has some dumb ass F4 alliance with Sam, Laure, and who ever else that isn’t fucking important. An alliance that he made on Day 0. Instead of coming to me and asking me how I would feel working with Sam, MJ instead decides to vote me out and keep Dane, who he says is a flip flop player and some bull shit like that.

I seriously want this to be the move that fucks MJ’s game up. Everyone basically has a feeling that he’s already flipped because he’s being super shady. And tonight’s vote just basically showed everyone who he really will align with.

I really want MJ to be fucked over now. I hate him as a player on so many levels. I seriously tried my best to try and work with him and put aside things that happened in the past. I seriously tried to be his ally, especially since I got voted out with him and I was having trust issues. I opened up and tried to work with MJ and he fucks me over.

Well fuck him and his stupid Day 0 alliance. Fuck his stupid ass goaty ways. Fuck everything. I just need to get this out of my system now because I am sick and tired of all this shit. I didn’t hold my tongue for seven tribals only to be voted out for a really shitty reason, by a player who’s super against flip flopping players. Good fucking luck MJ, because I am praying that your time will come soon.

-End

[2:16:43 PM] Dane Pitts: (heart) [2:16:45 PM] Dane Pitts: okay? okay [2:16:48 PM] Dane Pitts: the fault in our tribe

@ AUSTIN @ JUSTIN T.RAITOR THIS GODDAMN EPISODE BETTER BE TITLED THE FAULT IN OUR TRIBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSICA

Cole and Joe out over the course of 3 tribal councils………. as MJ says, “I QUIT”!!

Not really. But seeing two close allies go home sucked, especially when they were both super great to talk to about non game stuff as well. Thankfully we have a good new tribe now. Hopefully Owen will use the idol clues to get it and then he can idol out someone on the other tribe. I don’t wanna go to tribal because if we lose again, I think Jake or I would be targeted. And even if we weren’t, I don’t wanna vote out anyone on our team other than Trace. And he potentially has an idol. So no thanks.

HUSTIN

We swapped again. The difference this time was it wasn’t random. It was a pick-em swap. So it’s essentially Original Miyako and Yaeyama again. Except now we have MJ, and they have Dane and Trace. So the “new” Miyako decided to forfeit the challenge, supposedly (hopefully) so we can get rid of MJ. After that we’ll inherit Owen from Hoshu, and then we’ll see what happens from there.

The question now is how long will this swap last? Will it be another three tribals? Merge at ten? Or is this just a quick bluff? I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a merge at twelve after this. Whenever merge happens, it should be pretty interesting. Short of Ryan, who I actually did like, despite of voting him out, we’ve done a pretty good job of getting out the irrelevant players, on both tribes. Just a few left to go at this point.

Also, now my Final Two deal with Molly is a Final Three deal with Molly and Laure. Laure’s apparently mad at Sam and Matt. She says they’re entitled, which isn’t untrue. So that’s another number against Sam. If there isn’t a merge after this tribal, then we’ll have Owen, and if we lose another challenge, we could use him to get out Sam or Matt. I like Owen, and I’ve told him I’d work with him, and I hope he believes me, because I actually do like him.

OWEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS206hpffTU

LAURE/MOLLY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zvI80BRdsw

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Episode 7 Confessionals

JOE

Welp… MJ did it. He convinced Dane to vote out Austin, and now we have all the power to control the vote if we go to tribal again. Actually, MJ holds all the power because he can choose to keep either myself or Dane. Oh well… I’m fine with not controlling a damn thing. Either way Dane didn’t make a good move. I really hope we win the next two immunity challenges because I really don’t want to go back on my word to Dane about voting him out. I think Dane is convinced that MJ and I will try to vote each other out…. which I don’t think is going to happen.

MJ has been very boisterous in the tag. I’m going to use that as a shield. If we make merge people will target him before they target me so that’s okay. I can keep my promise to MJ that I wont vote him out all while kinda letting him put a bigger target on his back. I’ll remain loyal as long as he doesn’t drag me down with him. We do make a pretty good team… kinda. Huh.

Right now I’m assessing my options going into a merge… I feel like I’m surrounded by snakes and rats. I don’t really trust anyone at this point. I thought I could trust Jess, but she voted for me to go on the other tribe… and she didn’t bother to tell me. Owen at least told me so I kinda trust him, but not 100%. MJ is the only person I can kinda talk game to… and I only trust him like 67%.

Everyone else in this game is way too cut throat and cunning. It scares me a lot. I’m praying that my sheep strategy will keep the target off my back at merge. Sheeps 4 teh end.

JESSICA

i don’t have any gameplay comments but if I see the phrase “oh shirt” in the tags or a massive skype chat one more time I am medically evacuating myself from this game.

that or any complaints about season 29 “flopping” because all the girls are getting voted out.

this has nothing to do with tumblr survivor adversaries it’s just a rant about the various seasons’ viewing lounges

JESSICA

Yay we won!! Hopefully MJ goes home and not Dane or Joe. No offense MJ but I can’t trust ya so time for you to leave!

LAURE

So this challenge….

I stayed up 24 hours straight all the way to the end getting the most ‘Miyako is still holding on’ posts. I still haven’t slept so I can’t badge for how well this confessional will go or not.

I was victorious! I actually pretty much single handledly won a challenge for a tribe. Whoever thought it would happen! It was all for nothing though, screw you Justin and Austin like forreal.

Like I thought I would get to go to Hoshu and get some lovely things, but nope. I get to choose someone from the losing tribe to send to Hoshu island. That’s such a stupid prize. Like I only get two choices since Joe and MJ go together, and then there is Dane.

Matt Summers has like a hard on for Dane right now, but fuck Dane. I hope he gets voted out to be honest. I don’t care what his original tribe is. His a flip flop and one of those wild cards I don’t like running around later in the game.

Joe is scary sometimes and has fucked me over in Ireland before, but I know his game. MJ I love and I hope he wants to work with me eventually, so I want him to survive tribal council. Rather these two survive than Dane.

So here is where I admit to wrong doing, because I’m a bitch with no morals. There is an issue with an All-Star season and that is the fact that most of us are friends and are on call with each other. We try not to talk game, oh so hard we try, but people let things slip out (especially when were trying to work together on the challenge, not to help one another but because the calls kept us staying awake and paying attention) and you learn things.

Well I knew about the Anti-Sam alliance because Trace told me that Molly told him on Hoshu. It’s lead by Hustin, that’s why Hustin is dead to us at the moment. He is with Jessica and Jake, and I guess his been condescending to Molly.

I also know because of things and stuff that Molly has an idol. I really want her tribe to lose, because in order to protect herself she’ll play an idol and vote a big player out. Hustin, Dane, Austin Steward….. all people from my original tribe would be gone if things went my way, but without leaders like Jessica and Jake people will flip around and panic.

She doesn’t want to lose, but they need to. I hope this twist lasts another round and Molly is forced to use that idol. It’d make a beautiful tribe reabsortion or merge if it happened.

Speaking of throwing challenges, these pieces of shit when I’m on call. They want me to throw the next challenge and take Jessy out. Fuck you! Like I know Trace would vote with me, but there is always the chance someone can give Jessy a goodie from Hoshu or an idol and I don’t want to risk it. Every time I don’t have to go to tribal is another day I survive in this game. Why do Queen Sam and King Matthew Summers never have to go to tribal to battle it out? I had to go through the deadlock tie situation on my tribe now it’s your friggen turn. Stop acting like you’re so much more valuable to this alliance than me. I’m not laying on a sword for any of you.

Also will someone offer me a final 2? I keep my promises in these games, but I haven’t had anyone to make a promise to. :( I want a friend.

Ugh I hope MJ survives, I can do without Joe and Dane. It will all be fine.

I hope.

We lost immunity… AGAIN. Man this tribe sucks………………..

But yeah. Tribal council again. And I THINK I’m gonna be the sole this tribal council. As far as I know, Joe should be voting for Dane, Dane should be voting for Joe. What’s really working for me right now, is that Joe works so much he hasn’t had much time to establish a relationship with Dane, so neither of them have much reason to work with each other to get me out.

And I think…….I’m gonna vote for Joe today. Anybody that isn’t going to work with Sam can’t be in this game. I’d hate to be the flipper this season, but that’s what I’m gonna have to do to get to the end, and Dane is the person that will do it with me. Dane benefits my game far more than Joe ever will.

I’m gonna talk to Dane all the way up to when tribal council starts (or well, basically until he submits his vote). We’ve been doing some planning for what we’re gonna do once we merge and stufffff. The point of us talking about this is so he feels more comfortable playing the game with me, planning gives people a sense of hope and security, so that’s what I’m giving him (#mist?). Hopefully we can get to the merge and at that point Dane and I are probably going to vote with original Miyako for the first couple of rounds, and then flip to original Yaeyama for a bit. And then flip back to Miyako for the endgame. Or maybe the other way around. It really doesn’t matter because both sides have power players (Jess/Jake - Sam/Molly/Hustin) and goats (Kaitlyn/Jessy - Laure). I think Dane and I will be able to play both sides successfully.

I think I’ll go to the finals with Dane, if possible, and Owen.. MAYBE. I’d have a better shot against maybe Laure in the finals, but I don’t know how I want to play the END endgame yet. I’m getting ahead of myself anyways, so let’s just hope I survive this tribal..

Also Hoshu Island fucking sucks and I hate that goddamn bridge so much why doesn’t the entire fucking then just collapse huH JUSTIN??? HUH??? I NEED ANSWERS.

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Episode 6 Confessionals

Joe

You have no idea how happy I am right now. Cole got voted out and I’m just grinning like an idiot. It’s funny because I had nothing to do with him being voted out. I would have preferred Laure being voted out, but I can live with this result instead. Wow… My greatest Ireland foe lost… and I was just sitting on my ass.

Being the sheep can be fun. You get to watch as everyone else does all the heavy lifting. This is just crazy. I’m getting revenge while not getting revenge. Wow… Now I just need my tribe to win three more immunities and we’ll be able to make the merge.

Sam

FUCK. YOU. HUSTIN.

Hustin is a little bitch. Hustin here’s a message for you: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Sorry but you’re so socially awkward that you wouldn’t even be in these alliances if it weren’t for me.

Anyways let me explain. So Molly sent me a letter from Hoshu Island basically saying that Hustin is leading an alliance to go against me that includes Jess, Jake and Owen…. I literally never did anything to these people. She has an idol thankfully but now we need to make sure Hustin, Jake, Jess and/or Owen get to Hoshu. Also Owen being on Hoshu with them means he probably made it past the bridge. So if they go to tribal, will Hustin flip to take out Molly??? I just don’t understand why Hustin is going to flip. This is how you lose Survivor Hustin!

Oh yeah so thank the lord Laure stayed after that tie breaker! If she was gone, Trace would be next. Hopefully we can somehow get Owen out and Hustin will get scared. I don’t even know I’m not making sense I’m just enraged right now. For all I know Molly could have been lying to me but… this is not okay

Justin

We’re down 5 players. Quarter of the way there. Even though we’re no technically supposed to know yet, Laure beat Cole in a tiebreaker challenge. My old Miyako alliance is still standing. I suspect that if that tribe loses again (which is likely), Jessy would go next.

I don’t know how this fares for my future plans. I want to take out Sam eventually, as I’ve said. That’d be easier if Miyako were at a disadvantage at merge, but I’ve played that game before. That game of turning on a tribe, no matter the reason, got me 8th place. I want better than 8th place.

I told Jess that I’d join her, Jake, Owen, and Dane to take out Sam. I kind of meant it too. I’d be down for joining that group. I think Molly and I could convince Owen and Dane to trust us more than any of the others. Of course I left out Molly’s name, because I didn’t want Jess to know that Molly and I are as close as we are. I’m doing a lot of juggling right now. If it all comes crashing down, there’s no need to bring Molly down with me.

Molly and I both got really far on Hoshu. We both passed the bridge, and took different paths after it. Neither of us beat our next challenge, though. I feel like we’re an eyelash lengths away from the Idol. Her or I need to get it, and we need to get it next round before Sam or Jess. That way we can tell each one that the other side must have it. I want huge targets on both of them, but I want each of them to be afraid of making a move on the other. I want to be the middle man. I want control.

Jake

finally doing a confessional this week. :~)~)~))

sooooo the 1 gay and 1 “straight” hosts this week dropped a twistos twist upon the island!!! where we had to “vote out” 2 members of our tribe which ended up being mj and joe and like 2 other losers from the other tribe idek who they are. well it was a tribe switch :O!~:?~

and the 4 losers were put on the outcast tribe boo hoo i wish they were voted out for real oh well

BC EVERYONE KNOWS ITS MY PLAN TO GET MJ THE FUCK OUT

i felt so accomplished when i convinced everyone to vote him out with joe and then i was like oh haha.,.1>…

rly hope he doesn’t make merge but tbh he will

on my tribe we have…….

me…..

jessica !! <# 3,3 3,<# *AYS!……..

hustin? (ok like……. does he know how to communicate with people… not to be rude but i am rude so like he gives off this i hate you and everyone else in this game kinda vibe you know?)

and molly.. (tbh she seems like nicole 2.0 bc she sucks at everything except being in a majority alliance so she seems like the first to go from our tribe if we ever go to tribal)

cole was voted out at the first tribe swap tribal council:(((

ugh it was my plan to go to the final 3 with cole and kaitlyn because come on….. but oh well dreams don’t always come true..

no one fucking knows what’s going on with jessy? like we know she’s good with laure do we don’t know if this is just an act bc it looks so staged or if they actually hate each other…

jessy is such a loose cannon and no one knows what to think of her bc she’s always trying to flip and always trying to stir shit up like damn #chaosjessy take a chill pill

this tribe is more boring that watching turtles wrestle each other.

like just imagine us being on regular survivor we would all just be sleeping and sitting there on the beach like “pls kill me now”

on the last note of this confessional

i’m going to get 8th place.

(just watch it’s my prediction and if i’m right i get an automatic spot in final 3 or 2)

Owen

so last week i bitched about MJoe leaving yada yada I’m over it bc MJ and I both realized it wouldn’t have been too bad if he went over, he would survive bc Sam’s all over him, so we all voted for him and Joe.

Then it’s a tribe swap?/?!?/ I like Sam and Matt a lot though, so this is hella. Sam’s lying to me about her tribe information tho saying some “We’re a big happy family!” but she told MJ she was running everything and who was on the bottom and he told me.

I literally am so happy Matt kept telling the entire tribe his score and people think I just got 3 million for the tribe lol no I wanted to go to hoshu.

Nothing really significant happened except I told Hustin he would have left, he thought Austin would have left, he offers me an alliance to take out Sam, it was a big thing and ya.

bye Cole <33 We’ll turn this game around for you babe I promise. #YoMamas5ever

So basically if we merge anytime soon I’m pretty sure Sam would leave just because of the amount of people on the other tribe we can turn against her (Hustin/Dane/Austin/Possibly Molly?) and everything will be cool.

Praying that Miyako goes to tribal again just so that it’s just Jessy leaving and not someone like jessica or mj or someone who is DEFINITELY WITH ME (or you know myself) so I hope it’s Miyako going to tribal again but no matter what something horrible could happen.

(sorry I haven’t done a confessional in like 2 weeks bc I kept fucking up so u’ll get another one next week).

Jessica

confessional because austin is making me

lick a duck

tribal immunity tonight……………………………………………………message in a bottle after the results………………….i wonder what it could be……………what’s in store for little ole me and this stupid ass outcast tribe??????? do i want to know?????????? no. do i care???????? not really……..

twists are stupid and i dont wanna get screwed over again bye

and i s2g if i dont get to take my dumb ass to hoshu after this challenge imma cry and probably quit this season bc i just cant take it anymore

all i want is an idol

all i want is to be w/ my friends not with these tahiti flops + joe

i am a good fucking person i honestly do not deserve this

but u know what

because i have so much more game left in me and i will overcome every goddamn twist yall throw at me and I WILL win this season and complete my redemption story arc and be crowned the king that i truly am because lets be real im a flawless strategic god and i will get the respect that i deserve after i slay all ur faves this season

Now on a more serious note, I have no frickin idea what’s going on in The Lost Boys tribe. Dane talked to me today and like…. he actually trusts Sam.. like he fully trusts her.. Dane are you stupid? I’m not surprised though, once a tahiti flop, always a tahiti flop. And Austin??? We’ve talked literally like once. He’s rarely in the tribe chat, and he doesnt message me so… Ya tru i dont message him either but like… I’m the Outcast King, he should BOW TO ME AND MESSAGE ME FIRST DAMMIT. And Joe………………………………………………………….. What can I say? Joe is Joe.

I dont think that any of the 3 of them are on my level, strategically. Apparently Austin volunteered to get voted out, Dane was blindsided but still trusts Sam, I dont think Joe has a clue as to why he was voted out. Are they even playing the game?? Honestly, I dont know.

I hope we win this immunity challenge though, although I do think I should be in good shape if we have to go to tribal because these butt heads need to prioritize challenge strength. That’s what I’m doing at least. If we lose immunity I think Joe and I are set to vote together, and we’ll probably vote Austin. I dont think it will be hard to turn Dane and Austin against each other either.

Anyways, for now I have a pretty simple game plan. If we lose immunity, I want Dane/Austin gone. If we swap back into 2 tribes hopefully I can hook back up with Owen, and maybe any combination of Sam/Trace/Molly/Laure. I think my chances of making the merge are pretty good. At that point it’s just gonna come down to Owen and I putting ourselves in the swing vote position maybe, and start taking out the power players like Jess/Jake/Sam idk. I wish i could go to the end with Sam but she would cream me. Ill figure something out along the way though.

But let’s just hope we win this immunity and I can go to hoshu soon if possible. :~~))

I should submit a confessional about how much Justin H fucking SUCKS

but he honestly isn’t worth it.

I might stop by for a quick drag tomorrow, but I just don’t have time for a flop bitch rn. just know he WILL get what’s coming for him.

Can’t wait to vote his ass out.

p.s.

I hate Sam and Matt and Kaitlyn and idk if Owen had anything to do with the Dane-Immunity and Austin/Dane-Hoshu bullshit, but for now Owen is still my bae and is the only other person that’s team #real this season bye

Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Qe_zILLGo

Justin

We're All Trying To Win; Nobody Feels Sorry For You

I’m going to preface this by saying I don’t know much about MJ. He’s probably a good kid. What I do know about MJ is that he has a tendency to threaten quitting. To the point where Sam actually removed him from a Tribe Chat in Maluku.

So we just had immunity results posted, and MJ’s tribe lost. The winning tribe then got to give on of the losing tribe Immunity, and also send someone from that tribe to Hoshu with their adversary. MJ got neither of those things, so he’s posting in the tag about how he’s pissed and “So done with the game”. So I’m kind of egging him on right now - calling his bluff - and he’s clearly not thrilled with me.

Here’s the thing. I can get being upset about not getting an idol. But MJ’s been to Hoshu island. Pretty sure he knows how fucking hard it is. Even if Sam told him everything about how far she got when they were there together, he still wouldn’t complete it. I’m pretty sure nobody’s completed it yet.

I’m picking on a kid that’s 9 years younger than me. At first it was honestly just for shits and giggles, but I’ve managed to justify it in my mind. If I make MJ legitimately mad at me, he’ll have nowhere to go - no chance to get to the end. Sam said MJ would flip to her, and Jake and Jess agree that he would flip. So if Jess and Jake don’t trust him, and he doesn’t like me, Sam will have to choose between me and him. Sam said she’s going to avenge our failed alliance in Chief’s, and that she trusts me more than anyone else. So between me and MJ, I have to think she’d keep me. He might stay a few rounds to get out a few original Yaeyamas, but then he’ll follow.

The reason I’m comfortable with picking a fight with MJ is because he was never going to be one of my numbers. He would either go with Yaeyama, or Sam, or Molly. I’d never be his closest ally. If I can isolate that wild card, I’ll have that much more control.

Laure

Ugh lost my latest audio confessional and its been a while so let me catch you up.

So there was this twist, which was stupid, but I guess it was necessary to push us out of our comfort zones.

I got stuck on a tribe with Jessy, Cole, and Trace. Luckily Trace was there, because I know he loves me and would never write my name down…. But let’s be honest the second I saw this tribe I knew I shouldn’t even try in flash games because there was no way we could win.

I was feeling good for a little bit, because I believed Jessy when she said she wanted to vote Cole out. I sold her a good case. Turning on Cole her odds of surviving the next vote is equal to the amount of her surviving rocks or Cole surviving a tie breaker, so just make this vote easy.

No she had to be all Ireland Jessy on me and think that I’m the cancer to her game.

Of course I had to tell her I was voting Trace out next tribal council. It was the only thing I could do, so this bitch runs over to Trace and tells him I’d turn on him. Well no shit Jessy, he knows I had to say that shit. If Cole got voted there would be three of us. Who else would I vote off in my lie?

Anyway the swamp rats voted me while me and Trace and voted Cole. Could have gone for Jessy, but I want these damn goats out of the game because I want to be the shitty piss ant at the merge who isn’t good at challenges so is kept around forever. How dare Cole and Kaityln come up in here and try to take

my role.

I spent 7 fucking hours playing Winterbells just to find out that irrelevant swamp rat didn’t even submit after making the deadline extended. Cole if you are reading this I fucking hate you. Though sometimes I love you. I don’t know, but please stop saying Kaityln was responsible for getting Wes out of Chief’s. Kaitlyn doesn’t know where she is half the time. Also stop saying you carried Grace and Joe in Ireland. Just stahp Cole.

Anyway so it is me, Trace, and Jessy. We could easily just vote Jessy out, but it’s in the rules that someone could toss someone an idol minutes after the challenge. If Jessica had an idol she could save Jessy and I’d be out so we tried hard in the Scavenger Hunt.

The tribe of people nobody wanted is going to tribal so like whatever, but I hope MJ survives, because I think he would work with me and Sam.

Hoping this 4 tribe twist will be over soon.

Anyway moving on to the juicy shit.

Molly told Trace that Hustin is buying the shit Jake and Jessica are selling and is joining an Anti-Sam alliance. Molly is in danger if that tribe loses.

This is not what I want

This is not what I planned

I just wanted my alliance to stay together. Why can’t you just stay together.

Maybe people think me and Sam is too close?

That’s such bull because if anyone payed close attention there is one person I want to truly be loyal to and that is Matt Summers. I’ve proven to Matt Summers before that I keep my deals and I want to be with him in the end. I hope he feels the same.

Also his a bigger target than me as is Sam so I can outlast the both of them.

Anyway fuck Hustin.

Fuck Cole his not worth a stuffed animal video.

Only person I like right now is Jessy cause at least we keep it hashtag real.

Also fuck you Austin, you take my money and then can’t share a little love back. I cu.

Am i getting voted out??????? I don’t frickin know.

Imma cry.

I’m so much better than 15th place. I rlly hope these l0sers do what they said they’re gonna do.

Joe and I voted Austin.. I THINK… Joe could be lying to me but idk why he would… I talked to Dane and I basically told him he can either vote Austin or force a tie.. He said he’d vote Austin as long as I promise not to vote him out next round.. So of fucking course I promised him safety.. Do I plan on keeping that promise?? I’m not sure yet. Dane definitely could help me get farther than Joe could, but Joe would be easier to beat in the end, although it would be incredibly difficult to drag him there..

I just really hope I can get through this… I’m still pissed about Sam not giving me immunity, and I’m pissed that they didn’t send me to Hoshu. Kinda makes me wonder if she even wants to work with me anymore..

She has a lot of explaining to do. And she needs to get her little puppet Hustin under control.

Cause you know what? What happened last time somebody came at me in the tag?????? Do you remember??? Cause I sure do. tumblr user joseph-survivor fucked up in maluku when he came for me, and I got the last laugh. Does this fucking idiot Justin H not think the exact same goddamn thing will happen to him?? His irrelevant ass came for the wrong person at the wrong time and he most definitely will regret it when I vote his ass out.

ya. bye bitch

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Episode 5 Confessionals

Owen

Austin told me to make a video about this like immediately bc I’m so mad but it’s night time and I already vented to Justin so I’ma just write a confessional out (especially since I would end up doing like 3 video confessionals this week if I explained all of this like ew no)

BASICALLY

I THOUGHT WE WOULD ALL JUST VOTE FOR KAITLYN/COLE And I’M TALKING TO JESSY AND SHE”S like “ya I think so too” AND THEN JAKE IS LIKE “Everyone’s telling me MJ/Joe lol” and I found out not only is Jessy a lyin ass bitch but Jessica didn’t even tell me what she’s doing

and Cole comes up to me and he’s like “im not voting for you jsyk” SO OBIOUSLY SOMEONE TOLD HIM and EVEN THEN I’m like “who r u votin 4” and he’s like “idk lol” and I’m like “really bc I heard you were voting MJ/Joe” and he’s like “oh shit”. And people are still going to push for me not to vote for him even tho he’s over here lying his ass off to me

Jessica’s making game decisions without me when all she does is tell me how much she trusts me

and she’s not even online so i still can’t talk to her and no one’s telling me anything and it’s making me so mad and I feel like everyone’s trying to make the decision beforehand so they can just be like “we already have the votes sorry lol u have too” and it pisses me off bc instead of including me in game talk they’re tip toeing around me and I’m just so mad like these are the people I was going to NOT flip on the tribe swap for

and if Jessica would get her ass online she’d probably try and straighten this out and I’m just so angry this is actual bullshit there’s not even a logical reason to vote MJ/Joe and if there is no one’s telling it to me, and I’m not voting for MJ/Joe until someone can give me a reason idgaf

Jessy literally said the other day she wanted Cole out and now she’s not going to take the opportunity literally what the fuck

if u cant tell if I don’t get my way I’m searching for scenarios in which I would be able to flip and get Cole or Kaitlyn out (if they stay on the tribe) because obviously I can’t trust them

UPDATE:

I’m talkin to Jessica rn and apparently she just said “okay lol” and hadnt decided and she’s fine with voting Kaitlyn (bye Kaitlyn lol) but not Cole. In this case I’m trying to get her to vote for Jessy and see if we can do that bc I trust Joe (who would have thought) and MJ way more than I trust Jessy after tonight. I thought this would be so easy smh. At the very least tho my main bitch MJ isn’t leaving and I’ll make sure of it.

Also just to clarify everyone but Jessica thinks it’s a tribe swap (idk why she thinks we’re sending people to hoshu but lol k)

anyway if things dont go my way ill cri lol

Laure/Sam

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XUWeILvO1W

Cole

I’m literally stuck with jessy again, God literally doesn’t love me.. If me and kaitlyn were still together I would have someone to talk about what’s happening.

[9/28/14, 9:26:06 PM] Cole Rafaeli: help me

[9/28/14, 9:26:09 PM] Cole Rafaeli: trace is boring

[9/28/14, 9:26:15 PM] Cole Rafaeli: and laure is such a snake

[9/28/14, 9:26:20 PM] Cole Rafaeli: and jessy has no chill

Trace is so boring…. I’m trying to carry out a conversation with him but I literally couldn’t get him to talk it was all one-sided.

Laure is such a snake…. Like can she get voted our right now, it would bring pleasure to me to end her life in this game because she literally guessed the fearsome 5… except she put Joe instead of Kaitlyn.

Jessy has no chill…. The moment she feels unsafe she sells me down the river like chill jessy god I really don’t like her.

I just going to be really nice to them! You know my tribe is going to tribal council… Is this a record? For like the overall weakest allstar tribe or no?

But guess who doesn’t have to talk to joe anymore?

Me<3

Going to keep an eye out for Kaitlyn tho she has a social game of a dying fish

Live footage of me without Kaitlyn

She’s the only person that matters to me in this community our bond is unbreakable and that’s what makes us so threatening. We will be reunited soon.

^(I learned this in school tbh)

Oh look live footage of me when I get laure out of the game

Justin

How's This Shit Keep Happening?

I’m on another swapped tribe of four. This is just like last time. The only time I ever want to be on a tribe of four is at the end of the game. This is ridiculous.

It’s not all bad, though. My new tribe, new Yaeyama, is Myself, Molly, Jake, and Jess. Me, Jake, and Jess have all been performing pretty well in challenges. I feel confidant that we’ll do fine in challenges. I really hope that’s the case. It should be given the challenge trainwreck that is New Miyako.

Also, I’ve just had a serious game chat with Molly, now that we’re separate from the rest of the Majority Miyako alliance we were both in. I told her my concern of Sam having too much power late in the game. Assuming she’s not just humoring me, Molly sounds to be on board for a big move against Sam sometime post-merge. I may even start fueling the flames of an anti-Sam movement with Jake and Jess in the coming days, to get them to trust me.

Mid-Type Update: Molly just called our agreement a Final Two deal without me prompting it. I think she’s legitimately on board. #TeamNiceDynamite

Laure

Ugh

No more joint confessionals, because all of my friends are gone. :( I thought Dane / Austin, Joe / MJ would just be switched around. I don’t know the host was an absolute sadist to do this to me.

I’m on a tribe with Cole and Jessy, and at first I thought this was horrible, but it might not.

Cole and Jessy have already talked a lot of shit about each other, they are ready to turn on each other. It shouldn’t be too hard for me and Trace to take them out. We’re literally on a tribe where we have no chance in hell in winning any challenge. That keeps my friends safe.

When we lose immunity that makes sure Sam and Matt are safe, and Justin and Molly are safe.

Getting Cole and Jessy out is taking a bite out of two people in Jessica’s alliance.

I feel like I’ll be okay though, because today Ryan told me I’d be okay.

[9/28/2014 9:57:43 PM] Ryan: ok so you know how we said all returnees seasons will be shit shows

[9/28/2014 9:57:52 PM] Ryan: and i got voted out first both times?

[9/28/2014 9:57:53 PM] Laure: yeah

[9/28/2014 9:57:55 PM] Laure: yes

[9/28/2014 9:57:57 PM] Ryan: well last time i voted hanne in first tribal

[9/28/2014 9:57:58 PM] Ryan: she won

[9/28/2014 9:58:04 PM] Laure: omg

Joe

Kevin is gone and it wasn’t that much of a shocker. Everyone was fine with him going anyways. I thought we would have a tribe swap, but guess what we didn’t.

Instead we had to instantly vote out two more people and everyone voted out MJ and me. Well, I didn’t bother to campaign to stay because I knew something was up with this twist, and it turns out that I was right. The tribes got split into 4 different tribes and my tribe, the outcasts/ lost boys, got instant immunity. Also on out tribe is Austin and Dane from Tahiti. I guess Austin volunteered to be voted out and everyone just voted Dan too because it was an easy vote.

I’m sitting on my tribe laughing because MJ is pissed and wants to stick with me. Owen was pissed because he wanted me to stay, and I’m not sure what Jess is thinking because she never told me she wanted to vote me out…. Oh well, I’m still pretty sure that I can float on by to the merge. The big personalities in this game are going to target each other and I’m 100% sure that I will fall through the cracks.

I’m just crossing my fingers and hoping that our tribe will not suck at the next challenge. I seriously don’t want to go to tribal, because everyone on my tribe is pissed and wants revenge.

Jess:

FUCK THIS HOSHU GROUP

So basically this sucks. Not because of immunity but because of who is going to Hoshu.

If I’m guessing right and Sam/Trace/Molly are working together, they’ll have 6 attempts to get the idol + Sam’s two previous attempts. I’m assuming that unless they have absolutely god awful luck, they’ll get it. And if Sam is the player she was last time, she’s gonna give it to Molly (since let’s face it, out of all the old YoMama duos on the tribes, Jake and I are easily the tightest and she has to know there’s no way in hell we’re gonna vote each other).

Which makes things…. incredibly shitty. Jake and I basically have up until next tribal to learn what kind of player Molly is so we can predict what she’ll do. If she’s a spontaneous, risk taking kind of person, then I think she might play the idol on Hustin (especially if it means he’ll be a bit more loyal to her in the future). If she’s someone who typically plays it safe, then she’s playing it on herself. It’s up to Jake and I to predict her moves.

For her and Hustin, it’s a little bit trickier to figure out who to play the idol on. They basically have to predict us predicting them. Hopefully we can try to make her get greedy and keep the idol or trick her into playing it on the person we want. Yikes @ this

Also I really, really hope Cole doesn’t go home on the other tribe. He’s like one of my favourite people in this game and that would just absolutely suck. We should’ve voted him and Kaitlyn out together, then that way they’d be safe on the outcasts tribe and not separated and getting voted out!! ):

[14-09-30 9:30:52 PM] jessica: also tell sam “eggs are the key to happiness”

[14-09-30 9:30:55 PM] jessica: she will know what that means

[14-09-30 9:31:03 PM] jessica: she might pretend that she doesn’t but she definitely does

just trying to bond with my tribemates <3

(they don’t seem to like it)

Cole:

Is Laure really that smart or are people scared of her?

Literally Laure is such a aggressive interrogator, like does she think she can threaten me and get away with it?

I’m the king of threatening people to do what I want and if you think she can get away with this, she’s dead wrong.

Also I know she thinks I’m a complete imbecile but I’m not voting out Jessy that would be the dumbest thing for me to ever do.

The vote will be tied and I’m hoping it’s a fire starter?

I hope she enjoys getting 16th place because last time she got 17th so have fun with that laure.

Cole:

#THROW4MIYAKO

So Jessy and I made a plan to make a post so that jessica could see it and throw the challenge. I don’t think she realizes how much danger Jessy and I are in but oh well, at least I know Kaitlyn is safe. I really need to get past this tribal council, this is a pivotal moment in the game right now. I seem to not be Laure’s target which is a good thing because whatever Queen Laure says goes. Time to work my social skills once again I didn’t get to the end in Ireland for no reason.

Joe

Well… It looks like the Goat Tribe lost the immunity challenge this week. Cole, Jessy, Justin, and Laure are going to tribal… and can I say thank fucking gosh. I don’t really care if either of those castaways gets voted out. I don’t communicate with any of them and it would just put a huge ass grin on my face if Laure or Cole gets voted out.

Please, I am begging Jeff right now that Cole is voted out. He has to go, and I will be so happy even though I had nothing to do with his elimination. I JUST WANT TO OUTLAST ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE ME!!!!!

I don’t care if I’m not the one shoving the knife in their backs. If they leave the game and I’m still here I will have beaten them. I’m the suckiest of sucky players and I want to outlast all these big personalities.

Joe

Ughh, it’s Trace on the losing tribe not Justin… Sorry, I’m always mixing up players that are easily forgettable to me.

Jess

Okay let’s submit a confessional that actually makes sense. Since you know, I wrote a long ass one based on Sam going to Hoshu….. and she isn’t going….. I need sleep.

But anyways. So Hustin tells me that he’s on stage 9/10 for the idol which is surprising because there’s no way anyone makes it that far without help. He tells me that Sam, Ryan, and Matty all told him where to go, which is incredibly awful to hear because if Sam’s telling him, she’s likely told Molly/Trace as well, which means that the idol is most likely gone at this point. That’s so annoying because Jake and I were literally one turn away from getting it! Gahhh. Guess we’ll do a Sapphire throwback and split every vote until it’s gone?

At this point I’m assuming anyone could have the idol. It’s like a Shrodinger’s Idol I guess - unless proven otherwise, everyone simultaneously has and does not have the idol (except myself, Jake, Kaitlyn, and Cole, who I am 100% sure do not have it). Even if they haven’t gone to Hoshu, someone could’ve given them an idol. It sucks because it means basically every vote will have to be split until it’s played (Sapphire throwback, anyone?) but hey, it makes things more interesting. We’ll also have to do a LOT of manipulation at merge to try and get people to think we’re doing something different than we actually are. Plus from the sounds of it there are about 1000 fake idols floating around which makes this even worse!

I still really do not want us to go to tribal. I really do not want to vote out Hustin because he seems like he’ll work with us to get out Sam (plus he’s sort of trustworthy, like why tell me all this information if you don’t want to flip?) but I’m still nervous Molly may have an idol and the two of them are working together. If that’s the case and he 100% believes that we’re on his side, he may tell Molly so she plays it on herself and then Jake or I go home (no thanks!!!). But if we vote Hustin and he was telling the truth, then we lost a potential ally (or if he wins in a tiebreaker against me/Jake, then whoever of us remains is in a very bad spot). He did flip nearly every vote in Chiefs, even when he had no need to, so I do believe he might be working with us for real, but even then, what if Molly has the idol and plays it on herself without telling him? The risk-free plan is to vote Hustin, but I’d rather see Molly gone. A lot of it will depend on what Jake thinks too.

Ughhhh splitting every vote because of idol paranoia was hard enough for one game, I wish we did not have to do it again!!

I’m debating just telling Hustin how to get the idol. That way even if he is an enemy, at least we know who has it. Plus I’d rather the person who has it be someone known for flipping on their old tribe than someone I don’t know at all (Trace), someone who doesn’t fucking talk (Molly, like girl come on you could at least TRY to have a conversation), or someone who fucking SENDS LETTERS ABOUT ME MATTY U BITCH

Plus I guess we could just blindside him? Or manipulate him into using it well at merge? Idk man this shit is strange

Jessy

Trace:

He told me that Cole won’t go back to me, but then, after I asked him to show me the messages in quotes, he says he can’t because he’s on a Mac and doesn’t know how to switch them, so I explain, and then, he says that he cannot find Tools. I say it’s Preferences instead of Tools on Mac, and it is, and he says he still can’t find it. So I just say fuck it, give me a screenshot! And he gives me a screenshot which is different from what he said Cole said

[9/30/14, 9:10:29 PM] Cole Rafaeli: I won’t go back to jessy

[9/30/14, 9:10:48 PM] Cole Rafaeli: but in reality if we go to tribal again I won’t mind voting her out at all

He then gives me..

http://i.imgur.com/B2gG8ka.png

Well now I know that he’s lying and edited the message. When I confront him about it, he says idk what happened. You got caught in the act, own up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2_ACZvII0#t=14

Laure

http://katyisthewurst.tumblr.com/post/99107976915

#adversaryisland

Episode 4 Confessionals

Jess

Tbh I don’t care if I beat Sam at this challenge, I care if I beat Kevin.

If Sam goes to Hoshu, I feel like she’ll have a good chance at finding the idol, or at least getting close. From the sounds of it she’s either on stage 7 (the village) or 9 (the bridge/reward option). If Jakey and I go again, I feel like we’ll get it, but if Kevin goes it’s not exactly like we can be like “hey here’s the idol, go get it before she does!” since we kinda want to vote him out next.

If only we had a google doc where our whole tribe was posting their scores so I knew if I was winning or not…. oh wait…. :D

Justin

This Game Is Rough

Casanova is an okay game in concept. However, it’s only fun once or twice. Playing it dozens of times is an absolute bore. I’m sick of this man whore giraffe. So many sideways walking giraffes are fucking with my eyes. I’m getting Guitar Hero vision. It’s awful. May this disgusting lustful land mammal burn in hell for his sins.

Jake

so basically i’ve been to hoshu island 3 darn times and found a fake idol and that’s it!!!!!! i honestly don’t even know what i’m gonna go with the fake idol but hopefully i can use it to blindside jessica at merge shhh. i hoping to get a real idol. tell her about both. tell her im giving her the real one but i’ll actually give her the fake one so that’ll be funny if that happens. i love jess to death but i’m here to win not be jessica’s best friend again!

i feel like jessake is running this tribe and i rly don’t like being in charge!!! i like it but i don’t u know??? i hate the target and i’m trying to deflect it on jessica as much as possible. the number one person who is on to me is MJ!!! omg!!! i convinced everyone this week that he needs to go after kevin. thank god. anyone who i even suspect is a threat to me, i want them out of this game. and MJ has said multiple times how he thinks im a great player and competitor and that jess and i are “adversaries my ass!”

…

he messed with the wrong gay

Matt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESEjN8luxY

Owen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szfduOiwl6E

Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1PiDUYmNc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2W7Z-2G6Jc

Justin

I'm Thinking Way Too Far Ahead

This is a bad thing. Yaeyama goes to Tribal #4 tonight, and I’m thinking about the endgame. I’m running into the exact same wall I did in Chief’s Island. I’m aligned with Sam. Sam is my best chance to get to the end. I can’t beat Sam in the end. The main difference here is I’m in the inner alliance, so I actually have options.

By no means do I plan on getting Sam out any time soon. I need her to hold the alliance together. She’s the one everyone trusts. But that’s the Catch-22. If I ever intend to get her out, I’m going to need some of those people to turn on her with me.

The fact that I’m thinking this far ahead is dangerous. I still have to get through probably at least 4 more rounds before a merge. The only way this situation resolves itself is if there’s a swap, and I get dealt a miracle hand where Sam goes home pre-merge, but Miyako still makes merge with numbers.

#adversaryisland #no gifs in this one sorry

Episode 3 Confessionals

Sam

OKAY SO LIKE IM NOT A HAPPY CAMPER RIGHT NOW!

I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO BE LEVEL HEADED AND SANE (I know it’s hard for me to do that) BUT PEOPLE ARE STILL AFTER ME??????

LIKE LEGIT I DIDN’T EVEN TALK ON DAY 0 AND NOW APPARENTLY I CAUSED JACK’S ELIMINATION?????????????????????????/ We weren’t on the same tribe…

I don’t get it. Why am I always the bad guy? Literally I am a victim all the time. I’m like those people who get framed and get put on death row for no reason and then they get killed and like right after they’re like oh shit they were innocent #oops.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And Kevin still HATES me like it’s not even funny. If my alliance doesn’t stay intact, I am screwed. I have no one. LAURE DONT BETRAY ME! Tracilicious stay with me and avenge our Madagascar final 3, Molly don’t go all sketchy on me, Hustin be my Justin and Matt stop being sketch!

RIP ME.

Jess

Okay so???? Apparently I can’t trust people??? Why you guys gotta lie to me, it just makes it easier to vote you out…

Matt apparently sent some letter to Jack telling him about the “day 0” alliance and then Jack told everyone Joe and I had a final 2. THANKS JACK. And to think, I sort of not really made an effort to save you this week……. yikes. And also THANKS MATT not like I was going to try to take you far in this game or anything…… it’s okay….. I’ll just cry alone in my apartment because of how u hurt me </3

Now it’s time to do damage control because even though I like Joe and I’m sort of working with him, we definitely do NOT have a final 2 (the only person I’ve remotely discussed that with is Owen). This feels kind of like when there’s a rumour going around your junior high school that you’re dating one of your friends that you definitely do not see that way and you’re like “please NO” but everyone already heard it and can’t unhear it. Has that ever happened to you??? It never happened to me. But I can imagine it is like this.

Hopefully people don’t take that alliance seriously because tbh it kind of died the second Ryan got voted out for me. I mean I’m still trying to protect Joe and save him as best as I can, but I’m more concerned with tribal unity than protecting someone from an old alliance with only three members left (and lets face it, Jules is not in a good position from what I’ve heard so she probably won’t be around much longer). So like if voting Joe out next is what needs to happen in order for all of us to stay strong at merge, then so be it, that’s what has to happen.

I think despite all of this I’m still safe moving forward. I don’t anticipate a lot of people targeting me when they could target Joe or Kevin, plus hopefully they think I’m nice enough to keep me around.

This season is weird. Usually I have one person I can just tell everything to and I protect them no matter what (tbh this person is always Jakey or Katie). Why wasn’t Katie cast?? That was half of the reason I signed up. We were gonna be awesome together and then you betrayed me like this. You’re no better than Miss Matt Summers!!!

Cole

What the frick frack patty whack, how did I not get voted out? I thought for sure I was getting voted out. Oh well seems like our alliance is very close to each other. But is it really?

On 9/18/14, at 6:25 PM, Jack - Host wrote: > Well I know some people (mainly mj) wants joe out, and apparently Jessy, Jake, and Owen want Kaitlyn out

I’m not telling anyone any of this because kaitlyn will call them out, ultimately causing her elimination. I still need her for a while and her rash decisions are going to crumble the alliance that is so beautiful.

I’ve been talking to Mj a lot because I really like him as a friend:) He’s my showmance! yayay.

Yesterday I took too much pain meds I guess, but it ended up in being in my favor considering that Owen and Joe has approached me just to talk and that’s an amazing thing.

If my tribe loses again I’m going to get kevin out he hasn’t added me yet so he needs to go, I literally don’t trust him at all.

Anyways I’ve been having a great time playing this game, I still feel super unstable about everything so I’m taking things day by day. Jack getting voted out was something I didn’t want at all because at least he would actually talk to me but oh well I’m still in the game so I couldn’t be any happier.

The fearsome 5 should be a really strong merge until like a tribe swap which I’m really scared about, guys please don’t tribe swap I can’t handle that stress.

I really want to get to know justin on the other tribe I feel he would protect me once he got to know me, and I need a comp beast to protect other than jessica.

But fuck this jump game like omg

Sam/Laure/Dane

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13xDBRcsxD7

Jessica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4

Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYipVpRApwE

ok hey bitches it’s confessional time, so ill just do a bit of a recap since im such shit and didnt do a confessional last round

so basically the targets last round were jack and joe fuckin obviously. and tbqh and i didnt want to vote jack out bc i trusted him and i liked him and im p sure that he trusted me as well and we had a final 2 (#mjack) and it honestly just felt so wrong voting him out tbh. but like, he was throwing sam and laure under the bus and i had a final 3 with them and he also said he wasnt going to work with sam so like ?????????? bye jack youre no use to me

so he got voted out and tumblr user joseph-survivor surved a round!!11!!!1 unfortunately btw. everyone was saying we would vote out Jack, then Joe, then cole/kaitlyn but like owen wants kevin gone now and liKE FUCK?!!?!?1! I DONT WANT KEVIN GONE BC HE WILL WORK WITH SAM……………… UGH. theyre taking out all the people that would flip with me and this is honestly so frustrating but like ufgwufgasdfa i have to go along with it bc i dont wanna seem shady

also i have a final 2 deal with owen, and we plan on working with natalie tenerelli molly if given the opportunity. which is gr8. cause honestly the only ppl i wanna play with are owen, molly, sam, laure, and trace but like nobODY ON MY TRIBE WANTS TO WORK WITH THEM SO LIKE FUCK ME RIGHT I DONT WANNA BE THE FLIPPER OF THE SEASON. ill figure something out when the time comes tho because lets be real im a fuckin mastermind :~)

ANYWAYS. We just won immunity and im hoping sam, laure, molly, and trace make it through this vote. obviously this is really fucking stupid of me to be so concerned with the other tribe because that was like my biggest downfall in maluku bc i was depending on people when i had no control of their fate and that’s probably the dumbest thing you can do in this game. i have to play the game, for now, as if sam, laure, trace, and molly arent here. that’s the only way i’ll get far and put myself in a winning position.

so yeah. kevin or joe should be going next, and we should probably vote out kevin because keeping joe safe and comfortable is the best and safest route. a satisfied joe is easiest to control. (i learned that in maluku btw wasnt that season frickin gr8???? taught me so much)

I made a lot of mistakes last time that I plan on correcting this time around in order to win. I’m not here for anything less than first place.

also im trying to develop my mist, but ill get into that another time, let’s hope i dont forget :~)))

Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVt0ydRJnRI

Sam

BREAKING NEWS!

JESSICA IS STILL DUMB!

That is all you may go back to your regular scheduled programming. Sorry to interrupt.

Joe

I’m being lazy and just making a text confessional. Okay, so basically I have learned that I’m on the bottom of the tribe with Kevin…. However, I had a really nice talk with Owen and now I’m like second from the bottom.

I was super nervous to talk to Owen at first, because past encounters with him were not the best ones I’ve ever had. But we both sat down and talked about shit. It was actually really pleasant and we bonded over things.

So I basically told Owen about this “DAY ZERO ALLIANCE” which really was never a thing…. Like, I would have loved for it to be a thing, but after week one and seeing Ryan go I realized it wasn’t going to happen… But I pretty much told Owen the truth and how I’m nervous that people think I’m a lose cannon because of how I played in Maluku… I did just play that season for fun.

Owen was cool with everything and we got along greatly. He even told Jess that he wanted to keep me over Kevin, which fucking rocks. I wish Kevin could be aligned with me, but I don’t think it’s going to be happening if we lose another challenge.

Jess told me that people want to keep Cole and Kaitlyn together because we’ll need them for numbers and if we break them up they could flip. Well… I am the bitch of this game so I have to go along with it.

Not controlling anything is soooo frustrating. I don’t understand how players love floating… It’s super boring and not that fun. Sure it could get me to the end, but I hate it because I can’t blow up at people and shit.

I think Jess might be controlling everything because she’s getting everyone to do what she wants. She wanted Jack gone and it happened. She wants Kevin to go and that could very well happen next. I wont be surprised if she’s in a 3 person alliance with Jake and Owen. She talks to them a lot and it seems possible…. but I’m not going to worry about it. She told me about her fake idol and I think she trusts me enough to know that I will have her back.

I will be devastated if she gets voted out before merge. She’s the sole player keeping me alive in this game and if she goes I might go next. I think if I don’t get screwed over at a tribe swap I can easily make merge and possibly float to the F3.

Also RIP Jules. D:

Owen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCoHxXE0Z6I

Laure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_jEvXHKvY&feature=youtu.be%C2%A0

#adversaryisland #i even went back anf fixed the gifs

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