i love the moon but her gf the ocean is fucking terrifying and needs to chill
they can weigh up to 45kgā¦ā¦. and be up to 2m longā¦ā¦.
THEY FUCKING WHAT?!
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i love the moon but her gf the ocean is fucking terrifying and needs to chill
they can weigh up to 45kgā¦ā¦. and be up to 2m longā¦ā¦.
THEY FUCKING WHAT?!
Mature relationships are where itās at. That trust filled lifelong āIām mad but I want you to know I love youā kind of security. That not having to worry about them posting your business and issues on social media, and instead bringing your issues directly to the table kind of relationship. That never going to sleep mad promise. Good shit
#TheMissingPiece https://www.instagram.com/p/BuEP3I9AbOQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yzvb3b39g16i
i always get nervous when my cat is staring off in the distanceĀ
and his tail is like *!!!!!*
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, ābut I am le tired⦠well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILESā even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internetĀ
tbh i still start sentences withĀ āhokay, soā at least 3 times a dayĀ
same, aggressively so. I also still useĀ āwtf, mate.ā
#i have no idea what this is referring to#but iām relieved to know iām not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to meĀ (x)
OH MAN
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING
who doesnāt think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
Iāve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAINĀ
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYSĀ āBUT I AM LE TIREDā BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly sayĀ āhokay soā,Ā ābut I am le tiredā andĀ āand some big meteorās likeĀ āwell fuck thatā.ā Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND IāM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE IāVE SEEN IT NOW AND I CANāT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
All of the above
AAAAAAAAAA
MOTHERLAND
āŖYou know you have done some major healing when the things that use to upset you no longer create an emotional response. Celebrate those moments. Growth is powerful.ā¬
Donāt call me out like this
The other day I went to McDonaldās with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like āHAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOUā and I was like wow I canāt let this guy outmatch me so I yelled āIāLL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAYā you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like āCERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIESā and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said āHECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIRā and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store āWOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MANā and since purple is the more superior color thatās how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that Iām now the poster child for being social and Iāve only been asked once why Iām not in a relationship yet but I know itās gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents itās because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where Iām supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and Iāve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
thereās more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line betweenĀ āmessy romantic wavesā andĀ āevil witch who lives in the woods.ā
itās not a line, itās a spectrum
That was just pure disrespect, she deserves the money, it was accumulated in her presence, with her support, can we please use respectful language when we speak about women please
Misogyny is so hilarious to me
PAY UP!!!!šš¾šš¾šš¾šš¾šš¾
Men are pathetic.
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, itās been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter iāve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i donāt even want to describeĀ
and i have to apologise
iāve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are notĀ āweak and patheticāĀ
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7
i want more roadtrips this year. more time spent at the ocean. more trips hiking up mountains. more time falling in love with the earth, and laughing with people that make me feel at home.
Literally just romanticize your own life. Whatās stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things.Ā