I got your nerd crap right here, buddy!

Born in the 80s He/Him Poly Dad 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[123iloveyoutoo]

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

[thatjoelguy81]

"Jimothy" has become a viral sensation in Seattle.

Jimothy appears to be a Racoon with Short Spine Syndrome.

We love a weird little guy on this blog.

[jeffysguy]

LOVE TAN LINES…and that CREAMY WHITE ASS

[thatjoelguy81]

Hooray for hairy dads!

[segamascott]

[thatjoelguy81]

When I was a boy The Orange Woman was called Cyndi Lauper.

[segamascott]

[thatjoelguy81]

When I was a boy The Orange Woman was called Cyndi Lauper.

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[thatjoelguy81]

Okay but 9-11 has Buffalo Wings sooo...I've made choice.

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[gryffon]

[thatjoelguy81]

Let's outgrow mama

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I didn't even know that was possible

[thatjoelguy81]

The first Jeans were a gift from Dionysus apparently

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[thatjoelguy81]

*Me when Pepsi asks if I like it going down my throat*

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[thatjoelguy81]

*Me when Pepsi asks if I like it going down my throat*

[flipchild]

[thatjoelguy81]

*Spitting out bits of broken glass from the "popcorn"*

"...This ticket cost me 80 dollars."

[thatjoelguy81]

Criminal Minds Season 11 Episode 16 "Derek"

Or more accurately "The Derek Morgan Torture Porn Hour"

Jesus Christ it was like a bad angst fic.

All it was missing was a tender sex scene with Reid.

[mi-ciudad]

let’s go get our asses eaten by the jacuzzi jets

[thatjoelguy81]

Woo!

[thatjoelguy81]

Criminal Minds Series 11 Episode 11 - Entropy

While the cat and mouse game between Reid and the hitwoman was tense and fun the hug- you guys- THE HUG!?

Was this on par with the Destiel confession for Criminal Minds shippers?

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[lonelymuffin]

@gutterball @frogus

[frogus]

YAYYY FREAK PARTYYY

[thatjoelguy81]