Lez Be Friends

"Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche"

[lucky-commander]

Shout out to my dad for knowing how had a dude in 1977 had his shoe tied up in a 90 degree angle for what I guess is football but has no idea where I currently live

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

when everyone stopped wearing lockets that was when it all went downhill. nobody even carries pictures of their beloveds cut into the shape of a heart anymore

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[lucky-commander]

I really need to get a therapist, writing my drunk thoughts on Tumblr just isn't doing it for me anymore

[teddy-roosevelt]

Sometimes I wish I had a brother

[lucky-commander]

I'll be your step-bro 😘😬😈

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[andysambergstan]

she could be my wife

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[knifefarty]

@ksuunja on twitter painted this omg

[dr-ladybird]

halo

[moon-mason]

[yms1]

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

[crtter]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LITTLE GUY

[crtter]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[crtter]

[parting-gone-deactivated2022121]

sometimes you have to remind yourself that the people on this website are not normal. many of them don't have real hobbies, they don't get bitches, and they sure as hell don't go outside.

[notkatniss]

help

[voxvalentine]

Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.

[xadnem]

Jack Black also gets a pass.

[selkiesparrow]

✨ the most romantic meet-cute ✨

[markvomit]

[lucky-commander]

I'll miss my thong bikini 😢

[mybasementstudentworld-deactiva]

[thyrell]

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

[thyrell]

american psycho i mean

[thyrell]

cat american psycho i mean

[thyrell]

sorry

[clownfall]

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

[thyrell]

you conjure such a beautiful world