Welcome to my internet cave

Hi, I'm Max (he/him), queer and from germany! This is my own little internet cave where I reblog what I want when I want. Feel free to send me asks or text me. Please be respectful though :)

[ghirahims-left-shoe]

due to personal reasons I will now be crying in alaska for a week

[edwardbottoms]

[twilightheritageposts]

Twilight Heritage Post

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[kosmogrl]

[tofupixel]

drawing some apples

might mess around and draw a request soon if i like the idea enough so pls reply (i have no ideas but want to draw smth)

im kinda gearing up to be back to arting and streeaming soon cos my schedule is unreliable so :''--3 !

[tofupixel]

a lot can change

[tofupixel]

final and print with discount link:

blomegranates, an art print by Tofu Pixel

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

[pnglove]

[ozempicofficial]

[tatwaffel]

haus kummerveldt textposts because my bestie said so

[martiszcz]

-- Haus Kummerveldt: episode 5

[sushifresse]

Meine lieben deutschsprachigen tumblr mutuals, ich muss mal eine ausdrückliche empfehlung an euch aussprechen. Ich habe jetzt zum vierten (!) Mal eine kleine süße Serie rewatched die es in der arte Mediathek einfach so gibt, die ganz wunderbar ist. Tolle Musik, edgy, bisschen düster zwischendurch und dann wieder absurd, über eine adlige Frau zu Zeiten des Kaisers die eigentlich Autorin werden will, anstatt verheiratet zu werden. Ich hänge mal den Soundtrack an, sowas überzeugt mich immer. Geht unbedingt HAUS KUMMERVELDT gucken!!!!

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[toadfemme]

This guy has been rotating around the posts on the porch daily for the past 2 weeks

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.