rational brain: you have zero occasions to wear tiaras and buying twenty different ones ‘just in case’ would be a ridiculous waste of money
lizard brain: BUY THE SHINY, PUT THE SPARKLE ON HEAD, HOARD THE PRETTY, BE PRINCESS
Look y’all. Buy the fuckin’ tiara.
I bought one randomly several years ago (because I wanted it, and it was on sale) and you know what? I’ve worn it several times now. To a Marilyn Monroe-themed event. For the last three New Year’s parties I went to. On Halloween. To a fuckin’ work event. Randomly around my house while listening to music.
Life is long. Wear what makes you happy, even if it’s a ten pound goddamn tiara of stars.
On Tuesdays, we wear tiaras.
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