May I Come In?

[suspicious-vampiric-entity]

When dealing with the local townsfolk, it is generally best to do so in the evening after the sun has gone down. Or around happy hour, that way they do not have the mental capacity to determine that you are not one of them.

[suspicious-vampiric-entity]

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

In the current human language, this entire sentence means “Romeo, Romeo, why are you Romeo?” And I find this indubitably fortuitous!

[suspicious-vampiric-entity]

With the change of the English language, it has become quite challenging to find easy supper.