Collin Smithson

[suspiciousbean]

If I wore pretty colors and danced at an ornithologist convention, how high are my chances of scoring a mate? I'm actually so serious, though. If I had a partner who was an ornithologist, I'd make a whole colorful outfit and dance to propose to them.

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Black Doofenshmirtz with his Melanin-inator, not to be confused with his Melon-inator, which he has too.

[suspiciousbean]

[suspiciousbean]

Pray for my brother, y'all. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just ugly.

[suspiciousbean]

He looks so miserable all the time 😂

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My candy corn has a dick vein.

[dots-in-my-head]

Scp traditional art

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😂 Fishman

[ollikah]

Here, have a tiny trooper

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#adorable