Damn that’s nasty.

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@subkiminal
Damn that’s nasty.
hey what the fuck??
In all my years of the internet..
This fucking show man I’m crying
Bruh…I’m cryin’!
bro the ass jiggling from the aftermath had me soo weak
Bitch ohmyGod lmfaaoo
Why
Her fucking ass was getting SHOT
I’m crying 😂
Lmfao I'm so dead 😵😵😵😵
Tumblr after December 17th:
Lol
@senseisean
LMAO!!!!!!!!..OMFG!
Well, shit lol
This had me dying laughing!!!!
Always hilarious!
Super hot. Anyone know what this is from?
😍😍😍💕💕💕👱♀️👱♀️👱♀️👢👢👢
Oh? OH? Oh!
Milkshake.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.
Reblogged for truth.
❤️❤️❤️
Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”
- -Sanjay Kulkarni
D/s and real life
Posting some links in response to the comments and feedback I got about my post about my not relating to D/s blogs that don’t talk about having that type of relationship along with real-life responsibilities. The goal of my blog to make D/s approachable, remove the mysticism and help people see if they are really lifestyle D/s people or just want bedroom play. This isn’t for everyone.
People want some down-to earth posts…ask and you shall receive. Here are my various opinions/thoughts on that:
I live in the real world:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/78376577750/i-live-in-the-real-world
Being a submissive in the real world:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/67955785607/so-are-you-his-sub-all-the-time
On training:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/58755289940/training
On rules:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/53152240946/rules
The “right” way to D/s:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/52741160405/whats-the-right-way-to-do-this-d-s-thing
Not like the romance novels:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/52024783584/its-not-like-the-romance-novels
Are you sure this is for you:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/51116895513/so-you-want-to-be-a-dom-or-sub-you-sure-about-that
Being a sub is a lot like being an employee:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/48966188574/why-being-a-submissive-is-like-being-an-employee
Being a good Dom is a lot like being a manager:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/49136386643/why-being-a-dom-is-like-being-a-good-manager
How to find other kinky people:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/47500981606/so-im-kinky-now-what
Have realistic expectations:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/46298458812/its-bdsm-not-magic-have-realistic-expectations
Doms should care:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/34924834698/not-role-play-just-me-because-he-owns-you-doesnt
You need more than just a safe word:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/34924559913/not-role-play-just-me-how-do-you-use-a-safeword-when
Being a mom and a submissive:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/29587673963/a-mom-and-a-submissive
Play punishments vs Real ones:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/51045857101/play-punishments-vs-real-ones-repost
D/s and everyday life:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/27092882864/everyday-d-s
Is this play or a lifestyle for you:
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/post/20181143957/vanilla-people-who-enjoy-bdsm-vs-lifestylers
Learn Yo Shit
1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON
RIP to everyones Black panties because of your acidic vaginas
Come on Niners!
Me: I just wanna be closer to you My guy: You’re literally laying on top of me Me: I just *squeezes my body into his* want to *squeezes even harder* be closer to you
@senseisean true life!
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My butt looks gigantic what even
Wow this is beautiful