Suspicious Popsicle

Text posts and wangxian. But mostly text posts. Rambling and shouting about various media now gathered under the tag #soozy CONSUMES

[suspiciouspopsicle]

Because I do not tag for shit I've made this little post To sort by content, genre, and A few fan-favorite tropes

From eldritch beings to family feels To smut to fairy tales They're all based off Mo Dao Zu Shi And not off c*q*l

AO3 links to some of my fics beneath the cut.

CREATURE FEATURE:

Vampires:

Breakfast in Bed

WEI WUXIAN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (series)

Monsterfuckers:

The Adventures of Wei Ying, Ancient and Powerful Mimic, and Some People He Promised not to Eat (series)

The Cultivator's Dream (series)

Like a Moth to Bioluminescence

Remnant

an extant form of life

TROPES & SPECIFIC AUs:

Rule 63:

chick fics (series)

Like a Moth to Bioluminescence

Lucky Charms

Omegaverse:

Knot Funny

The Old Factory, + follow-up

Worth

Kidfic:

Condolences

A Little Happiness

Sci-fi:

Human

Pride & Prejudice AU:

The Extremely Self-Indulgent and not at all Serious Pride and Prejudice AU (series)

Tattoo Artist AU:

wishes inked beneath your skin

Band AU:

B-Side

Sci-fi and Omegaverse:

snippet

Sci-fi and Rule 63 and Regency-Inspired:

snippet 1, snippet 2

MAGIC:

Urban Fantasy/Modern Cultivators:

Catching Your Reflection Passing By

Lucky Charms

Night Bus

WEI WUXIAN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (series)

wishes inked beneath your skin

Magical Canon Alteration:

Clarity

Gratitude

Lying on the Edge of a Star

Nine Lives

Fairy Tales:

A-Yuan and the Crow

The Dragon of Candyland

gentian curse

The Lightbearer and the Toad

Uncle Death

Inspired by Mythology/Folktales:

Feather and Claw

Songbird

SEXY TIMES!

Breaking Through (series)

The Cultivator's Dream (series)

Heat

Like a Moth to Bioluminescence

Remnant

Sofa

ASSORTED FICS:

Fics Dealing With LWJ's Childhood/Mother:

Clarity

A Little Happiness

Remembrance

Character Study:

Brand

Cheap Wine and Shooting Stars

Keep Your Secret

Remembrance

you've been away for so long

Humor:

Knot Funny

The Ribbon Incident

WEI WUXIAN: VAMPIRE HUNTER (series)

[seabeck]

Bonnets

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

[nerdyogre]

FISH HAMMER

[a-wa-c]

For beating the carp outta someone

[willgrahamscock]

the most essential part of a fandom are those people who immediately tell you to write it, draw it, make it when you share your ideas, you have no idea how many fanworks are born just because someone encouraged it

[frontmansdefender]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[suspiciouspopsicle]

okay, I think the scene is...workable. needs some alterations, still, but I think it'll be okay.

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #827

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[winding-maze]

"Blackbird" - personal work, inspired by my hometown. Blackbirds are my favourite - they sing so beautifully.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Angel doodles

[sweetd3lights]

[petitworld]

Ashenbank woods near Cobham, England by Simon Bolton

[berensreverie]

Ferocity

[smallpwbbles]

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Barrage of Expendables

Goblin generals don’t distinguish between troops and ammunition.

Artist: Trevor Claxton TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[suspiciouspopsicle]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.

just rambling about the soukoku fic I'm working on beneath the cut.

so. I wanted chuuya to be the one to actually speak up and initiate the sexual relationship in this fic, kind of largely bc dazai's been feeling like he's very much the one in charge of it? for what little there is. and I wanted to balance that out, and also make sure chuuya isn't reading like a long-suffering housewife or whatever. for all dazai's weird possessiveness, chuuya is STILL actively saying 'yeah, dibs, I want that one. he's awful and I hate him but he's still mine.'

but, like...and part of the problem may well be that I'm jumping around and haven't established the scene just before this, but I'm kinda stuck on dazai actually agreeing to it when chuuya suggests it. like. it doesn't help that chuuya has picked up on the fact that dazai is physically attracted to him and is being a smug little shit about it. but I'm a bit brain-foggy atm, and I'm having trouble focusing well enough to move the pieces around so it reads as being in character.

I don't want this to be some harem drama 'whoops I slipped and fell and choked on your dick' nonsense. they need to actually acknowledge what they're doing, even if they try to downplay the significance of it. I just gotta figure out how to get them there at chuuya's suggestion. which is trickier than it sounds, bc even tho he seems to get the better of dazai maybe more often than he should when I write them, dazai usually just feels like he ought to be contrary as fuck whenever chuuya wants something. which is the issue I'm running into here.

ngl, I'm half tempted to go back and pick a one shot to post to ao3 while I'm mulling this over, in the hopes that a bit of positive feedback on other things will spark some brain fog clearing motivation. but I know that's a fukkin trap lol commints?

gehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

trial-and-error dialog brainstorming, I guess.