Canadian As Fuck.

He/Him/His FTM

[cheese24k]

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

[birdghost]

I’M CRYING

[redkhezu]

the spanish inqui-baby bird

[sionanay-deactivated20150126]

“I like it!” “YES I DO YES I DO!” omfg

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[stability]

[renxiaoyao]

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

[weavemama]

[scorpia6]

lmao bitch you thought

[ithelpstodream]

Amanda Jones has dedicated the past 20 years to an incredible photography project which aims to show just how fleeting the lives of our beloved pets are.

[sonic06apologist]

What do you think the doge dog is doing right now

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

this picture was posted of her yesterday 

[sonic06apologist]

thank you for this

[wolfpurplemoon]

As that was over a year old, here’s a picture from today! (22nd March 2017)

(x)

[bethnygrace-deactivated20191211]

[clara-oswald]

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

[arsondotpng]

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

[feliciakainzofspades]

more you know

[breelandwalker]

[thebootydiaries]

i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this

[a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b]

This is so fcking rude he’s being nice

[thebootydiaries]

[tetasdegarfield]

You are a scumbag

[thebootydiaries]

[2sposy4mo-deactivated20180609]

yeah dude you were kinda a dick

[thebootydiaries]

[prince-of-the-marshmallows-deac]

What is your problem? He was genuinely being nice and you had to shut him down like that?

[thebootydiaries]

[blog2g]

Go ahead and keep increasing the gamma saturation. It’s not going to change anything

[thebootydiaries]

don’t bring my gamma into this she old -_-

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This answer is 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽   So accurate. 

I mean, writing those articles they never think of the other side. They never think that LGBT people can feel uncomfortable in such an intolerant society, they never think black people feel awful with so many racists around. This is just what nobody thinks about, nobody thinks about minorities, although they experience so much hatred and oppression…

[hubiewhitman]

Matching icons for you and your boi

[jncoes]

[pissyelliott]

[challenger2753]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time I’ve been single I’ve been lonely and thought I’d be happier in a relationship. Every time I’ve been in a relationship I’ve felt stuck and thought I’d be happier single.

[wrongsara-deactivated20220716]

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Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.

[ottermatopoeia]

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[itsagifnotagif]

[jetrocketskates-blog]

Your fav is problematic: Ross Geller

haha just kidding, Ross isn’t anyone’s fav