The people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I’m not used to normal. I’m used to disaster.
Augusten Burroughs, Dry (via lunesmuse)
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@sutteriisms
The people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I’m not used to normal. I’m used to disaster.
Augusten Burroughs, Dry (via lunesmuse)
wiiccaniisms:
“okay, don’t judge me but i somehow managed to lock myself out of my room. do you know how to pick a lock?”
“you're an idiot, but you’re in luck!” opening her bag, rebecca pulled out a bobby pin. “i’m gonna teach you how to pick a lock...” a smirk rises on her lips, “watch and learn.” eyebrows furrowed, she pushed the bobby pin in, gently moving ever so slightly. for a second the girl waited for a click. “done...” now pushed the door open with a smile, “take this, you’re clearly going to need it.” slowly she held up the bobby pin with a coy smile planted on her face.
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send ⁇⁇ and my muse will blurt out any and all questions they’ve always wanted to ask yours //@dementedcvnt
“are we friends? i mean, like for real friends, not like acquaintances? can we get something pierced together? or tattoo’d? i haven’t gotten a tattoo quite yet? but maybe since we both like to be bold--- we can do something epic like that? can we just do all these spontaneous things together with no regrets? forgetting that our pasts have been complete shit? i just hope we become good friends because--- i’m a hard person to deal with, i feel like we can.”
is there anyone in stonefield you trust?
for the next hour my muse cannot lie and is insanely blunt to any questions they get on anon
“i’m not sure i can even trust myself anymore. hmm, well--- maybe austin. even though his ass is so annoying. sunshine and rainbows, does he need a bit of reality chex-- if he hangs with me, i’ll tell him my story. or possibly mandy who i trust more than anyone else, i guess? i really like her and hope i don’t scare her away.” @lilgoldentoes / @dementedcvnt
❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞
how to get away with murder sentence memes // @scruffylookingrebel
“maybe this is who i am? i lie and get away with things. it’s just easier than trying to be myself.”
❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞ (jessica // hcmby)
how to get away with murder sentence memes // @hcmby
“so practice your resting bitch face, red? and when people try to fuck with you? go ham on their asses! easy!”
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ I don’t kiss and tell. ❞ ❝ Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?❞ ❝ We are so, so screwed. ❞ ❝ Smile or go to jail. ❞ ❝ And you call me immature? I’m the most grown up grown up ever compared to your dumbass.❞ ❝ See, sexting pays off. ❞ ❝ Someone woke up in a mood to fight this morning.❞ ❝ Whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said? ❞ ❝ Wow, someone has daddy issues? ❞ ❝ You should have worn a condom. ❞ ❝ Bitches be crazy. ❞ ❝ You call it crazy, I call it winning. ❞ ❝ I can’t sleep without having nightmares. I’m scared I might be going crazy. ❞ ❝ Thank god I don’t have a gun or I’d shoot her myself. ❞ ❝ Let the slut shaming begin. ❞ ❝ Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food! ❞ ❝ Shouldn’t I be getting some credit for trying to be a good person? ❞ ❝ You said you wanted to know me. Even the bad things. ❞ ❝ We’re bad people. That’s the only thing we have in common. ❞ ❝ You taste like my sauce. ❞ ❝ Men lie, that’s all they’re good at. ❞ ❝ Honestly? I’ve got like six guys on my jock right now. I need to focus. ❞ ❝ Seriously, just because my facial hair isn’t as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I still can’t kick your ass. ❞ ❝ I don’t do boyfriends. ❞ ❝ You’re a misogynistic ass. ❞ ❝ I think about you all the time. It’s freakin’ annoying. ❞ ❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞ ❝ Afraid we’ll kiss again if we’re too close? ❞ ❝ Like I’d ever want to screw you. ❞ ❝ What’s next? We change our relationship status on Facebook? ❞ ❝ No woman wants to be on the receiving side of that. ❞ ❝ I’m so freakin’ mad I wasn’t born gay! ❞ ❝ But here’s the thing: I love me. ❞ ❝ This could take a while, wanna sneak upstairs? ❞ ❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞ ❝ This works on women as well as men. ❞
@claryfrcyx | @biiitchisms | @fcllon
wants to make out with you but in like.. a total straight, platonic, way.
confess your characters feelings about mine on anon
“talk to me, i don’t bite--- hard. we can do all this totally straight, platonic things in secret.”
glcseriisms:
“this is an herbal shop not a dispensary for marijuana, go find someone else to sort out your little problem.
“if i wanted drugs i’d just get them myself. since, you know, i’m a goddamn drug dealer. i’m lookin’ for some herbal shit since that’s what this place is? for sleep or something? i can’t seem to get a wink of it. and the hardcore drugs aren’t helping!”
littlcstwclf:
『 her throat gurgled as that thick liquid rushed down her esophagus to drop into her stomach– that sensation was a deadly && beautiful one. the tribrid felt it rush down her chin in that moment. ( the surroundings of a party and it’s attendants around her ) . for a moment it seemed the girl would choke on her own m e a l. it was then she turned around at the sudden noise. black eyes and thick fangs. ❛ don’t be shy. who’s there? ❜
“someone clearly disgusted,” she spoke as she let her body lift from the doorway. “what exactly has you all EXCITED? i mean, your face was just--- PRICELESS? it’s the only way i could describe it? do you have one of vibrating rings in your pants?” though it was merely a joke; rebecca wasn’t quite sure what she had walked in on? “anyways, continue your love affair all alone. i can only take so much.”
Violent and Dark Starters
"Did you think this was going to be some happily ever after fairy tale?"
"Take one more step and I'm going to shoot!"
"Sometimes I wonder why I'm even here."
"You're not going to leave me. Ever."
"I prefer doing my killing up close and personal."
"I'm sorry, they didn't make it."
"I am going to watch you bleed."
"Just say the word and they're dead."
"I just don't care anymore."
"Why don't you just leave?"
"I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."
"We're going to be together forever."
"Pain is the only thing I'm familiar with."
"If you're going to do it, DO IT!"
"Get on your knees and beg."
"This whole world needs to be cleansed."
"I have spilled blood and tasted it upon my lips."
"Kill them. Kill them all. Make them suffer."
"You're never getting out of here. You are going to stay here until you no longer draw breath."
"I take trophies from all my kills."
"There's nothing like the sound of pained wails."
"What makes you think you're ever going to live to see another sunrise?"
"My, aren't you pretty? I think I'll add you to my collection."
"If you think I'm going to be easy, you have another thing coming."
"I am not some object to be bought and sold!"
"Sod off, you sick fucker!"
"Has anyone told you you have amazing eyes?"
"Mine. You're all mine."
"If you're good, maybe I'll let you out for a while."
marlsmckinncn:
“You’re welcome to stay here as long as you like but it’s not all that fun because this house sucks. If you tell me what the people look like who are shouting that at you then I can go beat the shit out of them.”
“well--- apparently these houses kick you out. i’ll stay as long as it lets me. thanks, i appreciate it. the black house seems to be my style: dark and moody? no, i mean, i can handle it? sometimes i think it may just be in my head? but then i remember people think i murdered my best friend.”
@marlsmckinncn // from this post { x }
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send me▲for something magical // @biiitchisms
❝This ever-clear is kicking my ass.❞
▲ (isaac/alwaysxisaac)
send me▲for something magical // @alwaysxisaac
❝There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.❞
@magicitsclf // from this post { x }
a smile crept onto her lips slowly before she burst into laughter. “your reaction was absolutely PERFECT.” was there a reason she had done it? probably. if there was, though, she was keeping tight lipped. nothing compared to that priceless reaction anyways. “since i’ve met your BUTT--- i’m rebecca, pleasure to meet you. and----” dark orbs danced to his rear end, “that!”
@biiitchisms // from this post { x }
“i’ve been told my whole life i’m a shitty person, therefore; it must be true? if you’re a shitty person as well--- the more the merrier. fuck everyone that belittle the so called ‘shitty people’ because we’re human, too. it’s not like we have feelings or anything, right? so it’s just easier to put us down for who we are. fuck that.”