Another day of Hozier being so relatable

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Another day of Hozier being so relatable
Listen. Hozier ain't got no fucking right being 6'6, having long hair and damn fine facial hair then. THEN. HAVING ATTRACTIVE FUCKING HANDS AND DRESSING LIKE A SEXY SLUTTY LITTLE COLLEGE PROFESSOR.
WhAT A FUCKING WHORE.
And don't get me started with the half up half down hair I wanna use his face as a grinder and hold that goddamn hair like handle bars
(Credit to my friend Clown Cow on discord for the Kuromi pic here)
Hozier in that matching red life vest and helmet and having surfing lessons is so fucking random and unexpected and I AM WEAK.
I’m dying trying to keep myself from laughing at work and I feel so mean for laughing but I swear to god, I'm not! It doesn't help that he's clearly struggling with his hair 😂😂😂
Please, God -- For all the goodness that Andrew Hozier-Byrne has brought into this world, may he always have enough calcium and spare hair ties or I will die a happy yet too early death.
May god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took his mom to the hospital to give birth to him.
he's so beautiful i can't
whenever i have a crush on a boy i listen to hozier to remind myself that my standards for men are way too fucking low and i deserve better than that noodle
HOZIER SANG ANGEL OF SMALL DEATH AND THE CODEINE SCENE IM CRYING WHAT
WHY COULDNT HE SING THAT AT THE CONCERT I WENT TO
Falling with no safety net... Save me, half ponytail Hosea.
I'm being so fr right now I'm gonna need everyone to log out really quick so I can process this
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A beautiful video from Gaza by showed children huddling around and watching Hind’s Hall. The people of Palestine see when we all support them and watch what we all do on social media and it makes them feel supported. If this was the only objective activism fulfilled, it would suffice.
Hozier for Comic Relief outakes (2020).
Aisling Bea gives Hozier a crash course in comedy.
Andrew’s face here represents the mortification that I feel everyday.
Men in music: I fuck a lot of girls. The girls all want me. I’m dominant.
Hozier: I AM VERY HORNY AND ALSO A BOTTOM NOW ALLOW ME TO SCREAM ABOUT THE WOMAN I WANT TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME