Suyko

“ᴱᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ᴵ ᶠᵃᵈᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵒˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᴵ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ”

[suykotzuly]

Summary of the second season:

Charlie: We did it! Together!

Alastor, with a sharp smile: Of course we did it, my dear. I did all the fun parts, and you... Well, you tried to do something.

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Niffty: MEN ARE VERMIN!

Niffty: [stabs a bug on the wall]

Niffty: AND SO ARE BUGS!

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Lúcifer, climbing onto the couch behind Lilith: I think this dress was custom-made… to make me jealous. Lilith without looking him, adjusting her neckline: Make jealous is the least of my ambitions. Lúcifer leaning him head on her shoulder: So what do you want me to feel now? Lilith, smirk, voice biting: That I'm still as irresistible as the day you decided to lock me into a lifelong contract. Lúcifer, confessionally: That was the best prison of my eternal life.

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Niffty: I cleaned the entire lobby, baked seven pies, and reorganized the cursed knives!

Vaggie: Did you sleep at all?

Niffty: Sleep is for people who don’t have demonic time management skills!

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Angel Dust: Do you ever not smile?

Alastor: I frown internally. That's enough emotion for today.

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Charlie: I believe everyone deserves a second chance.

Charlie: Some people are on their 47th...

Charlie: Then I believe in 48 chances.

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Angel Dust: I’m not saying I’m dramatic, but if I die, play "Toxic" at my funeral.

Cherri Bomb: You already made the playlist.

Angel Dust: It’s what I deserve.

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Niffty: I cleaned the whole bar!

Husk: Why?

Niffty: Because it was dirty.

Husk: That’s the point of a bar. Dirt builds character.

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Angel Dust: You’re creepy, but hot.

Alastor: And you’re loud. Shall we continue stating the obvious or move on to insults with flair?

Angel Dust: ...Touché.

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Alastor: Why fix a broken radio when you can just broadcast static forever?

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Charlie: So… you and Husk, huh?

Angel Dust: Pfft, nah, we just fuck, fight, and sometimes share a cig after. Basic friendship stuff.

Husk, from afar: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

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Niffty: I just love stabbing things! It’s like knitting, but louder!

Alastor: Adorable!

Vaggie: Terrifying.

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Vaggie: If one more person calls this hotel a “lost cause”—

Alastor: Oh, so it’s a found cause now? Fascinating!

Vaggie: I WILL END YOU.

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Niffty: I just deep-cleaned the kitchen with bleach and a flamethrower!

Alastor, proud of her: Efficiency at its finest!

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Husk: You want life advice? Here’s mine: stop coming to me for life advice.

Angel Dust: That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.

Husk: Then my job here is done.

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Vaggie: If anything happens to Charlie, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Angel Dust: Damn, girl. That’s kinda hot.

Alastor, clapping: Now that’s entertainment!

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Husk: I used to be a feared Overlord, you know.

Angel Dust: And now you’re a depressed bartender who cries during rom-coms.

Husk: …Shut up and pass the tissues.