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whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling

The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will

infinitebutthurt

There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn't eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance

raptorific

I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like "WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT... THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!") but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled "WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!" and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled "DJ!" and someone yelled back "WHY DON'T YOU EAT PUSSY" and it was so quiet otherwise that it would've been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever

raptorific

@miah-but-horny

Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one's real. Here's a photograph I took from the audience:

Here's a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:

Here's a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:

Here's my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:

So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that's a YOU problem.

citrineghost

Absolutely SLAMMED with those receipts

beardedmrbean

sosuperawesome

Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy

kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

bagrijana

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

gooddogbestfriend

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

lornagonigall

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

vetmedirl

*beautiful fairy dogmother

kingjaffejoffer

1dietcokeinacan

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

juststemthings

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

witchhzel

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person],

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks!

- [name]

duskeos

k

-professor

ischemgeek

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

helloitsbees

reblog to save a life holy shit

timetogetafirst

Just had to send one of these emails - why didn’t I see this before hand?!

4yearsofvetschool

We should give ourselves a little more credit as veterinarians

I don’t know about you, but I am starting to think that we as veterinarians do not give ourselves enough credit for what we do. Not to say be belittle ourselves, but a lot of things we do as “routine” are actually pretty amazing. Here’s what we should be saying instead!

What we say: “I spayed a cat today.”

What we SHOULD be saying: “I just prevented thousands of new shelter euthanasias and homeless pets.”

What we say: “The mast cell tumor was a grade I, and it was completely excised during surgery.”

What we SHOULD be saying: “I just cured this dog of cancer.”

What we say: “I was able to resuscitate the patient after 2 minutes of CPR.”

What we SHOULD be saying: “I brought a dog back from the dead today.”

Also acceptable: “I stared Death in the face today and said, ‘You can’t take this one, motherf***er.‘”

What we say: “I finally convinced that breeder to stop recommending raw diets!”

What we SHOULD be saying: “I just performed a f***ing MIRACLE!”

C’mon guys, give credit where credit is due… to yourselves! :)

Much love, 4yearsofvetschool

great-tweets

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

jackhawksmoor

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

shithowdy

I think this is the same jay as this video, which is one of my favorites:

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@cecereturns

lilboreddev-blog

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

poeticfog

9 million people fucking love dogs

tracknumber06

Here we come 10.

dark-eyed-harmothoe

BREAK THE POST

vet-in-progress

20 things I learnt in my second year of vet school

I’m weirdly good with cows, strangely good

I still know nothing, but I know more than I did 365 days ago. An impossibly large amount more than I did 365 days ago to be exact.

It may seem impossible to cram 10000 bacteria, virology, parasites and toxins into your brain. It is, focus on the important ones

You really don’t need to go to every class, sometimes its more efficient to teach yourself

Making summaries during lecture is an effective and efficient way to get through material and have summaries made for exams

Second year is so much harder than first year

Vet school prepares you for the NAVLE more than it prepares you to be a veterinarian

Holy *$%* I’m half way through vet school

Holy !(@*# I’m going to be a vet in less than 2 years

I still know nothing

Everyone outside of vet school still thinks I know everything

I still really know nothing

Not getting kicked by the horse is the most important part of the horse physical

Never eat chicken, you will get salmonella or campylobacter, you will get diarrhea and you may die

Don’t eat pork either

Don’t eat anything, bacteria are everywhere

Second year is the hardest for a lot of people because you’re not new anymore but your still so far from the finish line, and that can be overwhelming

You can’t do vet school alone, I would never have made it through this year without my support systems

Radiology is hard

You literally always have to study, making time for other things is important