Your Average Max Verstappen Fan

20 - A Big Enjoyer of Fast Bikes and Cars F1 - ⭐MV1⭐ (33/3), MotoGP - PA37 Lando Fans DNI (for both our sakes, just go away)

[sincarazs]

guys im in amsterdam atm and look what i found in the duck store is this not the cutest thing ever

“our max” like max verstappen you are so loved 😭❤️

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[chungledown-bimothy]

[Image IDs: four people using the tag '#max at the nurburgring 🥹']

what the FUCK is a nurburgring and why does max have such a good time excelling at it? whoever he is and whatever that means.

[maksverstappen]

he’s an icon

[xoxogossipzoe]

how it feels to watch max verstappen stunt on them hoes with his bright blue tractor

[forzafy]

the one thing ab being in f1 fanspaces is people dont know how to engage normally with the sport outside of their own yaoi pilled mind

no charles was not trying to make sure max won in abu dhabi 25, he was trying to finish with extra points.

no max does not actually find george pretty, he's trying to insult him.

no gabi and nico aren't in a controversial relationship, nico just said- wait why is he saying that actually

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[laura1633]

Need a comfort fic where Max is comforted by his one true love and the one that truly understands him … Rocky

[sv-05-mv-33]

I know this is about his car, but I just rewatched Project Hail Mary again yesterday and I was really confused for a second

[sv-05-mv-33]

I have decided I am no longer tagging my Max posts with MV3 because he will always be MV1 in my heart

[alsantsblog]

love when max does something that forces everyone even non max fans to admit he is him

[sv-05-mv-33]

I made a silly joke on an Instagram reel, blaming McLaren for how Oscar's race went in Hungary and got absolutely dogpiled by Lando and Carlos fans. I didn't even mention them, it was just directed at McLaren! 😭😭😭

(Anyway, I deleted the comment after people started insulting me and telling me to 'kms'. It's very rare for me to comment or post anywhere outside of Tumblr, but I guess going straight from Tumblr to Insta, I severely misjudged my audience. Like people could say anything about Max and I would never tell them to harm themselves in any way. Not saying all Max fans are like me or that all Lando/Carlos fans are like the ones who sent those comments, but like, wow. It is a sport, it is not that deep.)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What if instead of relaxing and just getting off the vehicle when it beeps at the right stop you got stuck in traffic and had to concentrate constantly on what you’re doing or else you kill somebody and started screaming at other people for not using their giant death machines correctly wouldn’t that be so much better

[sv-05-mv-33]

My town doesn't have public transit, so I have to take my car. But the few times I've been in bigger cities, there is a third, way more fun option: ✨motorcycle✨ Skip the traffic and be on your way.

[screamdrivefaster]

a shit car with 0 prospect of improvement is what sainz deserves actually

[sv-05-mv-33]

Lando fans are forgetting to tag their stupid posts and now I'm getting Lando content on my feed. Insufferable

[sv-05-mv-33]

Also why were the commentators kissing Lando's ass the whole time? Acting like he's the second coming of Schumacher or something

[slutforpringles]

😭😭😭

[dannielricciardo]

my controversial conspiracy theory is that fia went hard with the current regulations as a way to mitigate the fact that max was becoming bigger than the sport. meaning, i was at lidl today and i heard a kid take a corner sharply, his parents scolding him and him replying "don't worry, im verstappen". the only other f1 driver ive heard used like that in my country is schumacher. max is approaching critical mass with the general public - historic run in 23, overcoming an impossible points deficit, streaming on twitch and lest we forget, international hit du du du du du, max verstappen. that's a level of cultural relevance that very few sportspeople achieve while at the prime of their sporting powers.

and current fia wants to sell you street tracks and paddock passes and friendship is magic teammates and the idea that the drivers are f1 employees, rather than the driving force behind the sport and that without their input, the sport is dead. and some did lick the boot as much as possible, only to have to walk back that bootlicking. and for f1 itself it backfired spectacularly, because all anyone is talking about is that the regs suck, the racing is not fun or exciting to watch, and that the man they directly or indirectly tried to nerf turned out to be a home grown cassandra who saw it all coming and warned them about it. no one listened, except he had his fingers right on the pulse of the public opinion and the rest only woke up after the views plummeted and the narrative shifted to largely negative.

[sv-05-mv-33]

It is a joyous day because we got another Max podium, but it is over shadowed by the filler champion being handed a win by his team, as per usual.