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My beautiful amazing lovely boyfriend @dancefloor-tragedyy showed me the Lloyd 40.08 prototype and I'm still cackling at it

#ww1 #ugliest most diabolical plane ever award goes to #lloyd 40.08 #I have so many questions but the most important is why

I'm back and more autistic than before hi

#ww1 #Mick Mannock #no elaboration only socialist irish war criminal vibes

zingaplanet

Today I'm thinking of rivalries, of the unique bond treading the thin line between enemies and soulmates, of being on the opposite sides of each other's best triumphs and worst losses, of the only half of the whole that understands:

“There are people who manage to sell an image of themselves completely different to mine, but deep down (we) are the same.”

-Jose Mourinho on Pep Guardiola

"Tennis is a tough sport, there's no draws, but if there was gonna be one, I would have been very happy to accept the draw tonight and share it with you."

- Roger Federer on defeating Rafael Nadal in the Australian Open final.

"You have to fight hard again, just like we both used to do on the track. Do me a favour: just this once don't try to beat the clock. You don't have to post your best time in this race.

Take all the time you need."

- Mika Hakkinen's letter to Michael Schumacher after his 9 years comma inducing accident.

"It was very painful, when he died. It felt as if a part of me was taken away from me, was ripped off."

- Alain Prost on Ayrton Senna's death

He and I are closer than friends. We are enemies linked together. The same sin binds us. -Oscar Wilde

poetry-protest-pornography

Please enjoy this updated meme:

beakedwhalesyo

Aw yeah! The complete set!

quinnception

[ID - a set of three pictures. First, the Pillsbury Doughboy with text that reads, "He is risen! Happy Easter!" Second, the Pillsbury Doughboy again, but appearing unleavened as if he were made of matzoh bread, and with a Star of David on his baker's cap, with text that reads, "He is not! Happy Passover!" Third, another image of the standard Pillsbury Doughboy with text that reads, "He is off limits until sundown! Happy Ramadan!" End ID]

andromedasummer

"There's no racing in heaven because all drivers go to hell." is hands down the funniest thing Niki Lauda ever said.

eliotheeangelis

classic f1 + text posts, part 22/?

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eliotheeangelis

classic f1 + text posts, part 24/?

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eliotheeangelis

classic f1 + text posts, part 33/?

eliotheeangelis

classic f1 + text posts, part 34/?

formula-red

f1 is just a sport full of boys who need to kiss

aletheyass

no, you don't understand. prost was the one who suggested the team chose senna over piquet. he sealed his own fate that day and even after everything that went down, after all the ugliness and abuse from the crowds and psychological warfare and tragedy he said – no, i don't regret that decision. and mind you senna didn't just want to beat prost on track, he wanted to annihilate him as a man. and so they drove into each other and they didn't speak to each other and they hated detested abhorred each other. and they brought the absolute worst out of each other. and prost said he would've liked to hit senna, that he was repulsed by him as a man. and then prost retired and senna had no motivation left to beat the others. so he called prost and prost was bewildered. still he took the calls. why? he still doesn't know. but they talked. and senna begged prost to come back, said it wasn't the same to race without him. and prost said —ayrton, i'm not your punching bag. and senna was anxious. he was worried. he was changed. and senna confessed a secret not even his family knew about and prost never revealed it. and after years of hostility and resentment, they grew close over the phone. and they talked just before imola. and at this point senna was very worried. he wasn't himself. and then prost was in imola. and senna sent him a message over the radio – a special hello to my dear friend alain, he said. and prost was there to hear it. and prost was there when the car hit the wall. and then he was there in brazil carrying senna's casket. and then he cried for weeks. and he didn't keep any formula one memorabilia in his home, except for his and senna's helmet. and he didn't speak about it for years. and then he was asked after decades – do you regret it? and he said no. and then he said, after everything that happened, it was still a fantastic story, wasn't it?

#f1 #inventors of rivals to enemies to friends #i hate french people but Prost is invited to the wedding (its his own wedding. to senna. dont tell him)#bitchasses

autie-j

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

themodernmaccabee

Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs

tyrantisterror

To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.

unassimilatedsoul

The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom. Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands. Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below

is-the-snake-video-cute

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen