* STAR / SPACE *

mars nova. 20. she/they/he. astrophysics major. audax. master prankster. alien enthousiast. trouble maker. chameleon.

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imssg to MARS

arabella: hey!! how are you doing???

arabella: the person i'm sharing this room with is watching national geographic and that made me think of space and that made me think of u :))

mars: currently figuring out the physics of propping 60 pairs of socks into a tiny hiking bag compartment

mars: that is quite possibly the sweetest thing anyone has said to me im so glad youre still alive!!

mars: srsly tho how are you?? i need to know so i know if i can literally jump into your arms the next time i see you i don't want to rip your muscles?? or smth

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📲 500 miles

miles: netherlandish kinda sounds like a canned pasta

miles: ya im going

miles: terrified bc ive not travelled in a long time but im! going!

mars: mhmmmm i'd eat that

mars: nothing to worry about we'll just be hurtling through the air in a metal death machine! over an ocean! wooh!

mars: jk it's actually a very safe form of transportation

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📲 drop the bas

bas: They speak Dutch.

bas: It's not that deep

mars: wow that full stops carries a lot of frustration

mars: is that what you say to all the girls? and me, apparently

mars: geez you'd think the promise of european ground would loosen up the baguette in your butt a bit

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@rhiaaaaaaaaaaanon: @marsattack bold of you to assume i don't speak fluent cowboy

@marsattack: @rhiaaaaaaaaaanon yee haw! don't know how much that will help in amsterdam tho apparently they speak dutch

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@rhiaaaaaaaaaanon: what do you even need to pack for amsterdam? should i bring my cowboy hat? i feel like they'd appreciate it

@marsattack: @rhiaaaaaaaaaanon yee haw. that means yes in cowboy

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📲 500 miles

miles: dutch is the language you're looking for!

miles: not sure of the answer to the other questions but what better way to find out than to go there?

mars: dutch? that's not even close

mars: google, probably

mars: but yeah, im also going

mars: need to brush up on my netherlandish

mars: u going?

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📲 kyle lime pie

kyle: [...]

kyle: haha, netherlands

kyle: that means genitalia

kyle: the land of the penis

kyle: and vagina

kyle: love it

kyle: [...]

kyle: or shit maybe they're like differ

kyle: you know? idk

mars: does it kyle? does it really?

mars: because listen i love genitalia as much as the next desperate college student, but i dont be assaulted by dicks every time i want to buy flaming hot cheetos to binge eat at 3 am

mars: they're weird and floppy and look kinda gross

mars: dude im the one who started with the questions i turned to you for answers not MORE questions

mars: instead you gave me dicks and vaginas

mars: ugh now im horny look what you have done

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cyryptic‌:

              ❝ You know , I’m UPSET. ❞ Cyrus states out of nowhere , setting his pencil down on the table and looking towards the other. ❝ That was the most boring party I’ve ever been to. Deadass. ❞ He doesn’t actually think so , but let him finish his BIZARRE statement. The look in his eyes signals only hell is sitting on the tip of his tongue. ❝ Like , YEAH I had a great time with who I went with n’ all - but like , every party I’ve been to has had a SEANCE or a DEMON SUMMONING or some shit. And not this one ?? Come on !! That shit sucks. I’m so disappointed. ❞ It’s a joke , of course , but the worst part is that he sounds entirely serious.

mars chewed thoughtfully, their chocolate donut hanging loosely from their finger. “mhm,” they agreed in between bites, half listening, half enjoying their snack. “totally- hey, i was with you, are you implying i was not riveting entertainment, cyrus?” they put their donut down and frowned, faux-irritation written over their face, before bursting out into a sly grin. “you know, that’s entirely your own fault,” mars replied as seriously as cryus, “be the change you wanna see in parties. raise your own dead people.”

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blakekuox‌:

Tugging gently at the leash to pull Pinky closer to him as he seemed to grow increasingly more frantic at the person stood in front of them, barking so shrill it was making his head ache. “Sorry. Tiny dog, big mouth,” Blake murmured, crouching down to scoop the black chihuahua up and he immediately calmed down in his arms. “He doesn’t bite or anything, he just likes to assert his dominance.”

mars smiled quietly to themself before turning around to check out the source of the barks coming from behind them. ugh, a chiuhuahua. they loved dogs, but chihuahuas were just too small. mars liked their dogs big enough so they could ride them like a small pony. still, you don’t look a gift dog in the mouth, so mars just chuckled and reached out before pausing, their hand hovering in front of the dog. “wow, i can relate. can i pet him?” they laughed at blake’s last comment and gestured at themself with their other hand. “again, same. huh, guess we have a lot in common huh? fuck, does that mean my patronus could be a chihuahua?” god, they hoped not.

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📲open

mars: what do they even speak in the netherlands?

mars: netherlandish? or netherish?

mars: also why are there multiple nether lands?

mars: and btw if there it's the NETHERlands why is australia down under? i mean it's in their name

mars: so many questions

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📲 mars

levi: *broke minds

levi: thats hard to answer boats are confusing

levi: im indoors and theres a bar with a missing bottle of tequila if thats of any help

mars: we can be great and broke at the same time

mars: you know what yes that does help

mars: im an excellent detective dont move ill find u

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mars turned to the person standing next to them, pouting sadly. “i wanna go for a swim so bad but i don’t have a swimsuit with me and if i go in my underwear, i’ll have to wait until it’s dry, otherwise i’ll just be wet all evening.” mars sighed, “and not in the fun way.”

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a starter for @naevabarabesi !!

“do you know french? because i don’t.” they actually did know french, but it was more fun to pretend they didn’t. “i only know voulez-vous chouchez avec moi,” mars sang off-key in a terribly butchered french accent, “and that only gets you so far in life.”

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📲 mars

levi: frankly i stole a bottle of tequila so

levi: we could get together nd soak the gummies

levi: heard that gets u drunk super fast!

mars: damn great minds think alike

mars: yes sounds like an amazing plan let's do it

mars: where are u?

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📲 levi

mars: i cant pay the app because im literally broke BUT i stole a bottle of jack daniels

mars: so you can drink your problems away

mars: i also have gummy worms!

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a starter for @cyryptic​ !!

mars grinned as they tapped on cyrus’ mask. “cyrus, is that you?” they looked down and raised their eyebrows, an amused smile on their face. “wow, that’s a lot of chest on display. not that i’m complaining of course,” they said with a grin. tugging at his shirtsleeve, they took a step back towards the dancefloor in the ballroom. “come dance with me, i’m bored.”

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a starter for @itswillowwarren !!

“wow,” mars said with wide eyes, “i’m pretty sure we’ve never talked, but you look amazing and something in me is telling me we’d either be best friends or i’d annoy the hell out of you, but i’m willing to take that chance. we’d make a great pair, we can do the whole devil-angel thing.”