A. F. Zhu

Whistleblower, SVR agent, husband.

[svr-aleksei]

You are submissive and breedable

what in the name of all fuck-

[mellie-mp3]

top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat

[dawn-of-patience]

Cat ears

[homiedepot]

[lesbijkas]

a cat will see a tiddy, go "is anyone gonna step on that?" (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple... who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they're playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don't know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.

[cryingbpd]

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

@svr-aleksei

[svr-aleksei]

excuse me

[svr-aleksei]

You have no ass

haters gonna hate ✌ cya

[tanthesuperman]

Preferred place for guys to cum?

To his senses

[svr-aleksei]

It's okay that you are into older men ❤️

anon i don't know where you get your information, but next time, get a reliable source

[aqueerfairytale]

Hi I’m very gay and if you kiss my neck I’ll hffhdggsgwhehrhegegegdgdgdfhrggfgggfffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[galina-ulanova]

“Lights go out and I die. Tomorrow I will be born again. Tomorrow I will dance again.”

— Rudolf Nureyev

[anachronistic-cat]

I put the fun in executive dysfunction

[sovietpostcards]

“Route taxi—convenient, fast, inexpensive” (1981)

[sovtime]

Маршрутное такси: удобно, быстро, недорого. 1981 год.

[slava-rossiya]

@svr-aleksei You see Soviet models of transportation prioritize what’s really important: ease, efficiency, and noninvasiveness. You won’t find that in western vehicles)

[svr-aleksei]

i see, yes

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

misha we're divorcing - aleksei

D= Nooooo!!!!!!!

[svr-aleksei]

im not having the nightmare owl in my life

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

You don’t have to interact with him at all it’s just a daily alert for my Korean lesson

[svr-aleksei]

yet somehow i don’t believe you

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

Darling I’m kidding

[svr-aleksei]

are you tho

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

misha we're divorcing - aleksei

D= Nooooo!!!!!!!

[svr-aleksei]

im not having the nightmare owl in my life

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

You don’t have to interact with him at all it’s just a daily alert for my Korean lesson

[svr-aleksei]

yet somehow i don't believe you

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

misha we're divorcing - aleksei

D= Nooooo!!!!!!!

[svr-aleksei]

im not having the nightmare owl in my life

[zakbagansdontinteract]

[valtsv]

DILF (Director I’d Like to Fight)

[svr-aleksei]

@svr-rf-boss-kuznetsov

[svr-rf-boss-kuznetsov]

I distinctly recall this already happening.

[svr-aleksei]

Well I uh,,,,,,,,,,,,, yeah, that’s why I tagged you in this, sir

[svr-rf-boss-kuznetsov]

You want a rematch.

[svr-aleksei]

I didn’t say that anywhere

[svr-rf-boss-kuznetsov]

[svr-aleksei]

I didn't... explicitly say rematch?