an i-Dog that they turned into a human woman

melanie jane aka melanie fangz from ANGEL_TECH ♍1998-♾️ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩bisexual👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🐶puppy doll⚧️ 😈music fucker🎧

[mellie-mp3]

little dance pop song I made on my laptop out of a beat based around a sampled from a thrift store dollar CD and a sample from my bestie/bandmate's song, and added guitar, kalimba, xylophone and vocals

hope you like!! <3

[el-tlatoani-de-barrio]

RZA making a terrible beat for Guitar Center is one of the funniest videos to ever exist. Every new sound just makes the beat worse and you can see him visibly panicking the entire time.

[el-tlatoani-de-barrio]

also the comments are great

[straightboyfriend]

it feels gurd when itouch my ouiner

[horsegirl]

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

[horsegirl]

[bogology]

[mellie-mp3]

mmmm delicious music... 🫦😋🤤

[princessattheplaza]

Lesbian Crucifix by Em Higgins

[ilovemywife103947]

[kittyjhsjf]

r u kittening me .. ≽^- ˕ -^≼

[world-of-lang]

[puyo-n]

spider fursona yeaa yeaa yeaaa

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[temporalreverie]

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[good-gamers]

[temporalreverie]

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[arnieinthesky]

Visit Original Link

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[milkygastrobones]

This post appeared on twitter and someone replied with a great photo they took and i think everyone should see it.

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life