I'm a confident gay

but asain boys make me confused

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[fvvck--it]

let's play a game called reblog if you're a lesbian

[megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2]

kinda sucks waiting for a text that’ll never come

[crumpledpaperplanes]

I say as i don’t talk to anyone ever

[hustlerose]

what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent 

[hustlerose]

yeah

[bongism]

i… fucking… love…. wamen

[bongism]

i love how i just made this post in a fleeting moment of lesbianism and all the wlws started reblogging it. THATS gay culture baby

[bongism]

me: love wamen

every wlw on this website:

oh FUCK

[hxhdyke-remaking-deactivated201]

short lesbians: grrr i hate tall people 😡😡

short lesbians 5 seconds later: i just want a tall lady to wrap me in her arms…..i want a tall girlfriend…….that’s all i want……….please…

[hxhdyke-remaking-deactivated201]

[sa2ha]

dhshnfbdbfbdncndnfbbf

[svt-angels]

My gf: *doesnt respond to my texts*

Me, a rational human: *knows that she’s probably just busy and it’s nothing against me*

My crusty last braincell:

[teathattast]

Minecraft Masterpost

[killjoyfag]

the script: what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you and what am i supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay

me, age nine:

[kvothbloodless]

Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.

[himejoshikomaeda]

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

[yootsart]

[albatross-the-fanartist]

Best quality: his wiggles

[muja-bunny]

Published erotica: terribly written, costs money

Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS

[muja-bunny]

“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”

Me, in tears: Just say cock

[jumpingjacktrash]

published erotica: the parts that aren’t purple prose about vanilla sex are occupied by dithering and made up problems

fanfiction on ao3: the parts that aren’t sharp, clear prose about scorching kinky sex are occupied by tightly plotted suspense and slam-bang action

published erotica: not interested in the 99% of the market that’s heterosexual? that’s fine, we also have tender white middle class lesbians and slutty white middle class gay men!

fanfiction on ao3: one trans partner? both partners trans? genderswaps? how about a loving long-term threesome that does heist capers? we’ve got non-gendered angels, hermaphroditic aliens – some of whom lay eggs, if you’re into that – oh, and have i mentioned the robots –

published erotica: there, i put in a vampire, i’m such a genre rebel

fanfiction on ao3: i sent the avengers to hogwarts with the winchester brothers, i fear nothing on earth or heaven and only one thing in hell which is that my laptop will overheat in the fires of abaddon so i’ll have to write the sequel longhand

[muja-bunny]

It’s finally happened, this post has popped up on my dash

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[mountainvagabond]

Warning!!!!

Tumblr will not be in service February 29th, 30th or 31st. You have been given notice, so don’t complain. Service will resume March 1st.

[peashooter85]

Signal Boost

[doctorbutler]

This is super-important. Tell everyone!

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

very important!!!!

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Source?

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

Here

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Thanks! I’ll be sure to spread this version of the post

[doodlin-moons]

I rarely post things to my art blog, but this is very important!!!

[occu1tism]

@svt-angels

[occu1tism]

“Who needs socks when you have depression.”

- Danielle @svt-angels