UGH ! HE REALLY DID THAT ?! *shrieks* TELL ME MORE ~ !!
# HOT GOSSIP it’s piping hot off the press !! one of our anonymous callers requested for this, the juiciest gossip about the juiciest idol couple ~ alright, alright. enough foreplay, let’s talk about the series of (un)fortunate events.
and before anyone comes for me, no, this isn’t a dating scandal. luna is very publicly engaged. and very publicly in love. emphasis on very. she wears the ginormous ring, she talks about him nonstop. . . everyone and their grandmother know who “him” is. hell! i don’t even need to say his name for you nosy nellys to understand. whenever there is a luna, there is a jeonghan. this is not a mystery.
which is why the entire internet collectively cringed this week.
during a recent interview, luna appeared with a few of the seventeen members while her fiancé, jeonghan, is away serving in the military. the interview is a simple magazine interview where they spoke about everything the group has been doing lately, future projects, their 11th year anniversary as a group, etc. ( puh-lease ~ i know you’re not here for that ) anywho ~ everything started normal. jokes, stories, the usual “how’s it like being an active band for eleven years?” questions.
harmless, right?!
until the interviewer decided he was going to be that guy.
you know the one.
everyone has an experience with that guy. you know? that guy. the guy who says something weird, everyone laughs because surely he’s joking, and then he keeps going long enough for everyone to realize oh. he’s serious. that guy who was brought up to believe that he is king of the world, so he grew up never hearing the word “no” so now he thinks he’s the shit because his mommy said so. that guy. at this point i think it’s karma for us women for bringing assholes like those to this world instead of swallowing, but i digress.
anyway, that guy happened to be the interviewer. who also decided when he woke up that morning that he’s gonna be auditioning for the role of “most annoying man alive” for the one man show “how to die alone: the musical.”
according to interview uploaded in youtube with about a million views now and half as much comments saying “what a weirdo.” or “dude, take a hint.” the interviewer repeatedly joked about how he could “treat luna better” than jeonghan.
at first, luna laughed. the members laughed. seungkwan buried his face in his hands. dk almost fell off his chair after fidgeting so much. joshua looked like he was mentally clocking out. s.coups looked like he was possessed by jeonghan, ready to jump across the table and punch a bitch.
everyone assumed it was a bit.
except it apparently wasn’t.
INTERVIEWER: “you know, if i met you earlier, things would’ve been different.”
LUNA: laughing “well, you didn’t.”
INTERVIEWER: “i still think i’d make a much better fiancé.”
SEUNGKWAN: “hyung, you’re fighting a losing battle.”
INTERVIEWER: “i’m serious. i’d treat you better.”
LUNA: rolls her eyes, chuckling but clearly uncomfortable “and i’m serious, you don’t even know me.”
INTERVIEWER: “exactly. imagine how much better i’d be.”
JOSHUA: “this conversation is making me itchy.”
the audience laughed. luna made a noise that was supposed to be a laugh, but it got mixed in with the snort and scoff she was trying to hold in. sure. . . she was “laughing” i guess. but not because it was funny. because women are professionals and female idols have turned uncomfortable moments into an olympic sport.
and before you accuse me of being dramatic, the clip speaks for itself.
because luna keeps smiling, she keeps redirecting, she reminds him she’s engaged and happy. she remind him in a subtle and not-so subtle way that yoon jeonghan very much exist and he’s capable of getting away with murder. . . don’t lie. . . it’s plausible.
but this asshole of an interviewer still says:
INTERVIEWER: “A ring’s just a ring.”
YAWN ! THAT’S THE BEST YOU’VE GOT ? C’MON BABE, RUIN SOMEONE’S DAY, TELL ME SOMETHING JUICIER !
and just when everyone thought the interviewer would take the hint, log off, and quietly accept the collective side-eye of the internet, he did the exact opposite.
sigh men.
mere minutes after clips from the interview began circulating, he hopped onto twitter or x ( be honest anyone who calls it that are children ) and started tweeting ( x-ting ??) like a man desperate to be both relevant and alleviate the embarrassment of being rejected by the bae jiyeon and being called a “loser” by the entire fandom.
at first it was vague. then it became obvious. then it became embarrassing.
TELL ME EVERYTHING ! I WANT THE RECEIPTS, THE SCREENSHOTS, THE MESS !
sir? excuse you?!
what exactly are you implying?
because now he’s not just insulting jeonghan. suddenly luna’s being talked about like a prize to be won, a girl who doesn’t know what’s good for her, as if the woman who’s survived being the only girl in seventeen, the industry’s favorite punching bag and darling at the same time, somehow needs saving by a middle-aged man with wifi and an ego.
the tweets stayed up and so did the comments from the fans defending both luna and jeonghan while tearing the interviewer a new one. if you really thought the fans were going to let this slide, absolutely not. carats and netizens alike have been in full meltdown mode ever since the interview and the interviewer’s tweets started circulating, and the backlash isn’t even split anymore. . . it’s unified.
TELL ME YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS… WAIT ! ACTUALLY DON’T ! THIS IS GETTING GOOD ~
nobody is entertained by it.
nobody is impressed.
it’s gone from “this is messy” to “this is uncomfortable,” and the general consensus is that he crossed a line that didn’t need to be touched in the first place. especially when it involves someone like luna, who has been very consistently clear about her engagement and boundaries, and jeonghan, who up until now has been quietly serving military duty while somehow still becoming the center of unsolicited discourse.
OH, BABE . . . SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
and that’s exactly why jeonghan finally said something.
well. . .
“said something” is generous.
his first Weverse post simply read:
no context. no explanation. just that. which somehow made it worse because everyone immediately knew what it was about.
then, as if he decided subtlety was overrated, he followed it up something that genuinely made everyone pause because nobody expected it ( but trust me, nobody was complaining. )
a few minutes later, jeonghan suddenly posted a dance cover on instagram, and the shock wasn’t just what he posted, but the fact that he posted at all. he is not the type of man who randomly uploads thirst-trap energy content like he’s trying to win an online argument, which is exactly why everyone immediately clocked it as a response.
there was no caption explaining anything, no clarification, just him dancing like the most direct clapback to the interviewer’s entire rant about how singing, dancing, and “being pretty and mysterious” apparently don’t count as romance.
because if you really think about it, that was the whole point of the interview’s little spiral, wasn’t it? the sarcastic comments about him collecting “views” instead of memories, the weird superiority complex about what real romance should look like, the implication that being an idol somehow makes him less.
and jeonghan’s response, whether intentional or not, was basically to lean all the way into it and say nothing except: yeah, and?
and just when people thought that was the end of it, he followed it up with another weverse post:
paired with a photo of luna in their home, holding a stuffed sheep, sitting comfortably like she had absolutely no idea she was currently at the center of an internet war she did not sign up for. she looks completely unbothered, soft smile on her face, casually holding it like it was just another normal part of her day, while the caption somehow made the entire situation even worse for everyone else involved because it just goes to show that jeonghan knows exactly what he’s doing and he wouldn’t back down without a fight.
we should have learned by now, just like how luna has a way of bringing the absolute lunacy out of people, jealousy has a way of bringing the absolute insanity out of jeonghan.
and honestly? it’s extremely hot of him. . . the internet certainly thought so as well. #jeonghan was trending along with #jeongna and #jeongnaforever.
meanwhile, our girly-pop luna made no comments and posts on the matter.
of course she says nothing.
because after years of being the most talked about woman in a room full of men, she’s learned something everybody else hasn’t.
you don’t have to win every conversation.
sometimes you just let pathetic people like that embarrass themselves.
and, darling, this week?
he absolutely did.
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hiii , how did you make the photo on your pinned post ? Sorry if u have explained this before , i am new!!!
it’s a simple edit i made myself on canva ;3 if you’re asking for a step by step, it’s really hard to explain. but i went for an old “as seen in tv” theme, gathered all the elements & pictures i wanted to use, i positioned & edited them like those informercials would, then when i was satisfied, i downloaded it as a gif.
HOT GOSSIP hey, you. . . yes, you pretending you’re “just curious.” gosh, spare me and bore someone else with your explanations. relax, if this wasn’t interesting, you wouldn’t be here scrolling already.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? ██ you’re here because you heard something. or because you pretend you don’t care but clicked anyway. . . you’re here 'cause your nosy tsk tsk tsk. you’re here 'cause praise shows up when it’s profitable. you’re here 'cause criticism shows up when it’s fun.
take it all with a grain of salt. . . or don’t. that’s the price of fame. they talk. you read. everybody plays along. after all — “if you didn’t want them talking, you wouldn’t have been worth talking about.” ( luna bae )
█ █ WHO IS SHE?
█ █ THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD [ coming soon ! ]
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gosh i’m sooo unmotivated rn . . . should i bring this back ?? lowkey thinking of redoing my next post to this format because a one-shot doesn’t make sense . . .
This is just a suggestion but what if svt is on a show (around the time ppl know abt luna and hannie) and one of the guys is crushing over her and being like making moves and everyone’s like dude she’s taken and the hos/cohost is like ok so what i could be better for her and then afterwards hannie basically posts a lowk response showing like lunas mine and mine only but nice try( showcasing his jealous side ) idk if any of this made sense or now but again its just a suggestion and ur a great writer so ik you could take my mess of an idea and make a masterpiece
i caved. yes i did. now, let’s play our favorite game. . . how long can sel procrastinate on this one ?? any guesses ??
ugh, i hate myself for making you guys wait so much 😖 it’s just that life has been sooo much busier. i have a big girl job now doing big girl things ( which i love btw ) but it leaves me busy. . . HOWEVER, jeonghan dancing on ig did something to me, so idk. . . maybe i’ll do a little something 🤷♀️
Considering that all of the members (that hasn’t enlist) will enlist at the end of the year as per Hoshi XD. will JeongNa wedding happen this year or in 2028 where the members are rumoured to comeback? I also remember in a drabble that Jeonghan said he’ll marry her as soon as he finishes his enlistment?
that’s still the plan, nons !! it will happen this year. i don’t plan on adjusting it. realistically speaking, it’s still possible for all of them to be complete and present on the wedding day, since they do get breaks and scheduled leaves. also this is an au, so the rules in my world don’t apply in the real one :)
Hiii just wondering if Luna came from a wealthy family did her parents offer help to the boys considering their living situations back to their pre debut days in the dorm, like giving gifts or things for them, idk if you already answered something like this hehe but just wanna askkkk thanks
you can say that. more so luna is the bridge considering she was living in korea alone while her parents were back in london. so they would send her enough money for herself and the members. just like luna, her parents have grown attached to the boys and treat them like their own. so the short answer is yes.
synopsis: SEVENTEEN’s Luna and Jeonghan put their relationship to the test as they answer how well they really know each other in the Couple Quiz by GQ.
wc: 7.3k
backstreet’s back alright~ what could this possibly be about ?? it’s jeongna’s first public couple interview, but why now ? why are they both in white ? why now that jeonghan is almost finished with his service ? why not after he finishes ? why are jeongna everywhere ? what are they preparing us for ? . . . the wedding of the century perhaps ?!
╰ ౨ৎ LUNA-VERSE MASTERLIST ╰ ౨ৎ more interviews
The set was simple, it made everything else stand out more, a clean space with soft lighting that rested gently over them without being harsh, and in the middle of it Luna and Jeonghan sat across from each other dressed in white, the color making them look even softer against the background, like they had been placed there on purpose to contrast yet match at the same time.
They were both holding small cards in their hands, their fingers lightly gripping the edges as if they already knew what was coming but were still curious about how it would unfold. They both smiled at the camera at the same time, not rehearsed, just natural.
Luna leaned forward just slightly as she spoke first, her voice calm but bright. “Hi, GQ. I'm Luna.”
Jeonghan followed right after, his tone just as steady, his eyes still lingering on her for a second longer before shifting forward. “I'm Jeonghan.”
“And today we'll be taking the Couples Quiz.” Luna finished, her voice carried a small hint of amusement, like she already knew how this would go, and when she finished she turned her head toward him, catching him already looking at her, his gaze steady and unreadable but familiar in a way that made her lips curl just a little more.
“Who's going first?” Luna asked.
Jeonghan did not answer with words, he simply lifted his arm and stretched it out toward her, his hand forming a loose fist.
Luna let out a small breath of laughter before mirroring him, her arm extending forward until their hands hovered close, the space between them filled with something light and playful.
They both lifted their hands up and down in rhythm, the movement small but in sync.
“Rock, Papers, Scissors... shoot,” Luna muttered softly.
Their hands snapped into place at the same time, and when the shapes settled it was her scissors against his paper, a clean win, and Luna’s smile widened just a little as she pulled her hand back.
“Okay. I'll go first.”
She said it like she expected to, like she had already prepared herself for this moment, and she began flipping through the cards in her hand, her eyes scanning the questions briefly before she paused and looked back up at him, her expression shifting into something teasing.
“Ready? You'll have to get all of these right or I'll be very upset.”
Jeonghan leaned back into his seat, his posture relaxing as if the warning did nothing to shake him, and he gave a small nod, a quiet hum leaving him that carried confidence more than anything else, like he had already accepted the challenge without thinking twice.
Luna watched him for a second before she let out a soft giggle, her fingers adjusting the card before she read the first question aloud. “What was I wearing when you first saw me?” She lifted her gaze again immediately, her finger pointing at him to make sure he understood exactly what she meant. “When you first saw me. Not when you first spoke to me.”
Jeonghan nodded once, his expression barely changing as he answered without hesitation. “You were wearing a black shirt and black jeans, and you had red Converses on. You were wearing a black zip up sweater over it.” He paused just slightly, like he was looking at the memory again instead of just recalling it.
“You wore black a lot when we were trainees. That was one of the reasons you stood out to everyone.” His eyes shifted to her then, softer. “But you stood out to me because you were really pretty.”
For a moment Luna did not say anything, her smile already there but her cheeks slowly turning red as she nodded, her gaze dropping briefly before she looked back up.
“That's right, I had an emo phase.” She said it lightly, brushing it off even if the reaction lingered on her face, and she quickly moved on, flipping to the next card as if to hide it.
“What is something about me that people get completely wrong?”
Jeonghan answered just as easily, his tone calm. “It used to bother you how people thought you were rude because of how you look.”
Luna nodded immediately, not even letting him finish fully. “I have a resting bitch face.”
There was no hesitation in the way she said it, and Jeonghan let out a small breath of amusement before continuing, his voice steady. “People tend to have that as their first impression of you, that you're rude or a snob, but you're not.”
Luna watched him for a second before nodding again. “Correct.” She said before glancing down at her cards, her energy picking up again as she flipped to the next one. “Next question! What is my go-to order when I'm hungry and don't want to think of what to order?”
Jeonghan tilted his head slightly, thinking for a second, not because he did not know but because he was choosing how to answer.
“Go to order? It depends on your mood…” He started slowly. “You normally go for something spicy. If you're feeling something Korean it's Jjamppong. If you're feeling Western it's pizza.”
Luna’s smile returned immediately, a little more playful this time. “What kind of pizza?” She asked it like a test, like she already knew he would get it right but wanted to see him say it anyway.
“Pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust.”
“That's correct.” Luna chuckled, clearly pleased.
Jeonghan turned his head toward the camera slightly, shifting just enough to include the viewers. “She dislikes pizza crusts and won’t eat them unless it’s stuffed.”
Luna nodded right away, her expression serious for a second as if defending herself. “I don’t like plain crust, it’s too dry, so if it’s stuffed I’ll eat it.”
She then glanced back at her card, her fingers tapping lightly against it before she read the next question “What is something I do when I'm shy or flustered? She lifted her gaze again, watching him closely. “You have to be very specific.”
Jeonghan’s lips curved slightly, like he already knew exactly what she was referring to, and he leaned forward just a bit this time as he answered. “You tuck your hair behind your ear even if it’s already tucked, your voice gets quieter without you noticing, and you blink a lot as if you’re trying to hide in your eyelids.”
Luna blinked at him, her lips parting just slightly before she let out a small laugh, her hand instinctively moving up to her hair before she caught herself halfway.
“I didn’t even know about the blinking thing…” Luna raised her eyebrow at him.
Jeonghan nodded. “You blink a lot when you’re flustered.”
Luna shook her head lightly, still smiling, and moved on. “You got all those right, I guess.” She flipped the card. “What is my most used phrase or reaction when I'm annoyed?”
Before she could even look up properly, Jeonghan was already reacting, his face shifting as he mimicked her, his eyes rolling slightly before he spoke in a tone that was clearly hers. “Yoon Jeonghan!”
Luna immediately turned toward the camera, laughing under her breath, her shoulders shaking just a little. “That's my most used reaction when I'm annoyed because he annoys me the most.”
Jeonghan muttered quietly under his breath, just loud enough to be heard. “It's because I like hearing you say my name like that.”
Luna let out another laugh at that, her eyes briefly closing as she shook her head. Her gaze back went to the cards in her hand, her fingers sliding one forward as her smile settled into something more focused, though the softness from before still lingered in the way her lips curved, and without looking up right away she read the next question.
“What did I want to be when I was younger?”
She finally lifted her eyes to him, watching him carefully, and Jeonghan did not take long to answer, his voice steady like he had gone over this before in his head without realizing it.
“You first wanted to be a prima ballerina. Then you wanted to be a psychologist at some point before you wanted to be an idol.”
Luna’s expression shifted almost immediately, her smile widening just a little as she nodded. “Correct!”
Jeonghan leaned back just slightly, his gaze still on her as he added without hesitation. “You achieved the first two dreams in some shape or form.”
For a brief second Luna did not speak, her smile softening as her eyes dropped for a moment before she nodded again, slower this time. “I did.”
There was a small pause, not uncomfortable, just enough for the weight of that to sit, before Jeonghan spoke again, his voice just as calm but softer.
“You're amazing.”
Luna looked back up at him, the compliment landing without surprise.
“Thank you.” She said, shifting in her seat slightly, as if brushing off the moment before it could linger too long, her fingers already moving to the next card.
“Next question… What is my biggest pet peeve?”
Jeonghan leaned forward this time, his elbows coming closer to his knees as he looked at her, his lips already curving with a hint of mischief. “How much time to we have?” He teased, and Luna immediately let out a laugh, shaking her head as if she already knew what was coming.
He did not stop there, his tone turning into something more animated as he went on. “You have a few, but your biggest pet peeve is when someone doesn't close the door after opening it.”
The moment he said it Luna physically reacted, her shoulders lifting slightly as she cringed, her expression tightening before she straightened up in her seat almost instinctively, like she had been waiting for an excuse to say this out loud.
“It doesn’t make sense to me when people open a door, enter, and leave it wide open as if they have a long tail trailing behind them.” She paused only to breathe before continuing, her brows pulling together. “It’s not hard to shut the door afterwards. It’s so annoying. I don’t know why, but it genuinely gets me heated.”
As she spoke Jeonghan slowly turned his head toward the camera, nodding once, his expression calm but knowing, like he had seen this exact reaction too many times before.
“You also hate people who are rude, people who lack common sense, people who walk slow, people who chew loudly… you hate being woken up by turning the lights on. You also hate when someone goes 'Tch'." He shifted slightly before continuing, adding more with the same ease.
Luna was already nodding before he even finished, her lips pressing together in agreement, and from behind the camera a voice from the producer cut in. “Why do you hate when people go 'Tch'?”
Luna turned toward the direction of the voice, her expression thoughtful for a second before she answered. “I don’t know why, but usually people make that sound when they are worrying about something or frustrated about something.” She tilted her head slightly as she continued, trying to explain it clearly. “And I feel like it’s annoying because it’s like they’re making it known they’re annoyed but won’t say anything… they just want you to know they’re annoyed. Does that make sense?”
Jeonghan let out a small chuckle under his breath, shaking his head slightly as he looked at her. “You're so passionate.”
Luna let out a quiet breath of laughter, nodding like she was aware of it herself. “I know.” She answered before quickly moving on, flipping the card again.
“Anyway, next question. What is my ideal day off?”
Jeonghan did not even need a second for that one. “Staying at home doing nothing.”
“Yup. I don't get to do that often, so whenever I can I just rot in bed.” Luna elaborated with a nod, and without lingering she moved to the next question, her eyes lighting up just a little as she read it.
“Next question... ooh this one is good—What is my favorite nickname from you?”
Jeonghan paused this time, actually thinking, his eyes drifting for a second as if sorting through options.
“You call me a lot of nicknames.” Luna said, watching him closely.
Jeonghan hummed before answering, “My moon.”
Luna’s smile returned immediately, softer this time, and she nodded. “That is my favorite, but it has to be a complete answer.”
Jeonghan let out a small chuckle, shaking his head. “Alright, my pretty moon.”
Luna giggled, she turned her head toward the camera for a second, giving a quick wink before looking back down at her cards.
“Ooh, this one is... okay,” She said before reading the next question out loud, her tone shifting just slightly. “When did I realize that I liked you more than a friend?”
Jeonghan snickered almost immediately, not even pretending to think. “That's a trick question because you always liked me more than a friend.”
Luna tried to keep her composure but it showed, the way her lips pressed together as she held back a laugh, her cheeks warming as she avoided looking at him, her eyes dropping down to the next card instead.
“You're one to talk.” She muttered under her breath, and Jeonghan only shrugged in response, a small smirk settling on his lips as he watched her.
“Moving on...” Luna said quickly, clearing her throat slightly as she continued. “What is something I always steal from you?”
“My clothes.” Jeonghan answered right away.
“You have to be specific.”
“Hoodies,” He said. “Specifically the oversized yellow hoodie.”
“That's right. It's technically mine at this point.” Luna said, lifting her chin slightly as if claiming it fully.
“What's mine is yours. It doesn't matter.” Jeonghan did not look away from her as he responded.
Luna held his gaze for just a second before she looked back down at her cards again. “How many tattoos do I have?” She asked. “Bonus points if you can name what they all are.”
Jeonghan straightened up in his seat this time, his eyes scanning over her instinctively as if the answer was written there, and he let out a quiet breath.
“Give me second...”
Luna nodded, watching him as he went quiet, his gaze moving carefully all over her body as he counted on his fingers one by one, his focus clear.
“You have seven.” He started, then continued without rushing. “The number ‘17’ on the side of your right wrist, a crescent moon on the left side of your wrist, a small letter ‘J’ inside your left ring finger, a bow at the back of your right hand, the word 'eventually' in between your right middle finger, one on your right side by your ribcage that says 'lady of the moon' and one on the back of your neck that says 'lovebug'."
Luna broke into a smile before she even spoke, her hands coming together in a small clap. “Correct.” She said, her tone bright as she nodded at him. “That was really good.” She added, clearly impressed.
Jeonghan leaned back again, satisfied but not surprised.
Luna flipped to the next card without wasting time. “What is something I do when I'm jealous?”
Jeonghan let out a small chuckle at that, his head tilting slightly. “You rarely get jealous.”
“That's true. But what do I do when I am?” Luna pressed, watching him carefully.
“You either ignore me completely or don't leave my side. There's no in between.” He answered confidently.
Before Luna could respond the producer’s voice came in again from behind the camera. “What situation do you ignore him versus not leaving his side?”
“It depends.” Luna and Jeonghan said in unison, their voices overlapping perfectly.
Luna let out a soft laugh right after, shaking her head slightly as the moment settled between them. She then lifted the next card, her fingers lightly tapping against the edge as she glanced down for a brief second before looking back up at him, her expression already hinting that she expected him to get this right without effort.
“What irrational fear do I have?” She asked, “This is really easy.”
There was a small lift of her brow, almost challenging, but the softness in her eyes gave her away, he knows this, he always does.
Jeonghan nodded immediately, not even needing a second to think as he leaned forward slightly, resting his elbow against his knee while counting off in a calm and steady tone.
“You’re scared of spiders,” he began, his voice even as if he were reciting something he had gone over many times before, “you’re claustrophobic, you hate throwing up, you’re scared of the dark because in extension you are scared of going blind,” he continued, his lips pressing together briefly as he recalled the rest, “and you’re scared of the deep sea.” He finished without hesitation, his gaze fixed on her as if confirming each one as he said it.
Luna nodded along as he spoke, her lips curling into a small smile that grew wider with each correct answer before she let out a quiet hum of agreement. “Other than those things, I’m scared of nothing else irrational,” she said.
She shifted slightly in her seat, the card in her hand flipping to the next one as her eyes skimmed over it before she read it aloud. “What movies or shows do I enjoy watching?” Luna asked Jeonghan as she watched him expectantly.
Jeonghan let out a soft breath, tilting his head as if organizing his thoughts before answering. “You watch a lot of animated shows and movies,” he started, his tone thoughtful but confident, “you prefer comedy over dramas, and you have a weird obsession with documentaries, especially crime documentaries.” He finished, glancing at her with a faint smile as if already knowing he had it right.
Luna smiled at that, her shoulders relaxing as she nodded. “I love a good documentary,” she said, her voice soft with a hint of fondness.
“She was sobbing over an animal documentary a few weeks ago,” Jeonghan said to the camera, his tone calm but carrying a quiet amusement as he turned his head slightly.
“I was,” Luna admitted without hesitation, her lips pressing together briefly before she let out a small breath of a laugh, “they’re unnecessarily sad.”
Without lingering too long, she moved on, flipping to the next card with practiced ease. “What kind of pets did I have growing up?”
Jeonghan answered just as quickly. “You used to have a lot of childhood pets, but you didn’t have anything with fur because your mom is allergic,” he said before continuing without pause, “you had two goldfishes, two angelfishes, two janitor fishes, two turtles, and two hermit crabs.”
Luna’s face lit up at that, her smile widening as she leaned back slightly. “I’m so happy you remember,” she said.
“Of course,” Jeonghan hummed softly, his lips curving into a small smile as he looked at her.
Luna tilted her head slightly, a playful glint in her eyes as she added, “I’ll give you bonus points if you can tell me why I had two of each.”
“It’s because you didn’t want them to get lonely,” Jeonghan said with a small smirk, his answer coming easily before he turned his head toward the camera, his expression softening into something more amused, “Isn’t she so cute?”
Luna let out a quiet laugh at that, shaking her head slightly as she looked down for a moment before meeting his gaze again. “You’re such a smooth talker,” she said, her tone teasing but not denying it.
She moved on quickly after that, her fingers tightening slightly around the last card as she glanced down at it. “This is the last question,” Luna said, her voice carrying a small hint of anticipation, “Out of all the gifts you have given me, what’s my favorite one?”
Jeonghan paused this time, his brows drawing together slightly as he thought, his gaze dropping for a second before lifting back up to her. “It’s either Bugs or that ring on your finger,” he said after a few seconds, his tone measured but sure.
Luna nodded almost immediately, her smile softening as she looked at him. “Those are my two favorites,” she confirmed, her voice quieter this time.
There was a brief moment where she simply looked at him, her expression filled with something warm before she let out a small laugh, shaking her head lightly. “You got all of the questions correct,” Luna said, her voice carrying a mix of surprise and admiration.
Jeonghan nodded once, leaning back slightly as a small, confident smile settled on his face. “Of course I got a perfect score,” he said, his tone playful but assured, “I’m just that good.” His eyes flickered toward her, the corner of his lips lifting a little more. “You have to get a perfect score as well now.”
He reached for his cards then, picking them up with ease as Luna straightened in her seat, her posture shifting into something more focused as she prepared herself. There was a small spark of determination in her eyes as she looked at him, ready.
“Bet,” Luna said, her voice certain, as she waited for the first question.
“Okay, first question...” Jeonghan said, scanning through his cards before continuing, “What is something I do when I want your attention?”
Luna did not even take a second to think, her answer coming out immediately as if it had been waiting. “Be extra annoying.” She said it so plainly that it made the crew behind the camera let out a quiet laugh, her tone carrying a certainty that came from experience.
Jeonghan’s lips curved into a slow smirk, his head tilting slightly as he leaned forward just a little, clearly enjoying this. “In what way?” Jeonghan smirked, asking her to elaborate, his eyes fixed on her as if he already knew what she was about to say and wanted to hear it anyway.
Luna exhaled softly through her nose, already amused as she glanced at the camera before looking back at him.
“Remember the door closing thing I mentioned earlier?” Luna looked at the camera, her brows lifting slightly as if pulling them into the moment, “That. He leaves the door open knowing it will get my attention.” Her voice held a mix of disbelief and familiarity, like it was something she had accepted long ago.
Jeonghan let out a quiet chuckle at that, his shoulders lifting slightly as he nodded, not even trying to deny it. There was something satisfied in the way he reacted, like he took pride in how well he annoyed her.
He moved on smoothly, his eyes dropping back to the card as he read the next one. “When and where was our first kiss?” he asked, his tone casual but his gaze flickering up to her with quiet interest.
Luna’s reaction was immediate, her expression shifting as a faint blush crept up her cheeks, her lips parting slightly before she let out a small breath of a laugh. “I wasn't expecting that question.” She said it softly, almost to herself, her fingers tightening slightly around her own cards as she tried to gather her thoughts.
Jeonghan raised a brow at her, watching her closely. “You don't remember?” he asked, his tone light but carrying a hint of teasing that only made her more aware of his attention.
“I do...” Luna said, her voice quieter now as she shook her head slightly as if clearing it, “It was in your car on the drive home from Wonwoo's birthday six years ago.” Her voice steadied as she spoke, her eyes lifting to meet his again.
Jeonghan’s expression softened at that, a small smile forming on his lips as he watched her. “You remember everything, don't you?” he teased gently, his tone low and amused.
“Yes! Next question!” Luna waved him off quickly, her hand making a small dismissive motion as she avoided holding his gaze for too long, already knowing the look he was giving her.
There was a quiet glint in Jeonghan’s eyes as he watched her for a moment longer before moving on, flipping to the next card. “What was the first thing I ever said to you when we first met?” He asked.
Luna’s expression softened instantly, her smile turning fond as the memory settled in her mind.
“You introduced yourself to me, asked me my name, welcomed me, and then told me if I needed anything that I could tell you.” She answered with a smile, her voice carrying a warmth that lingered in the air. “You kept me company the entire time, making me laugh because you said I looked like I needed a laugh.”
Jeonghan watched her as she spoke, something softer settling in his expression before he nodded. “Correct. Good job.”
“Next question… Oh—Who is my celebrity crush?” There was already a smirk on his face as he asked it, his eyes narrowing slightly in amusement.
Luna let out a small breath of a laugh, her lips curving as she tilted her head. “If it's not me then I don't want to hear the correct answer.” Luna joked, her tone light but her eyes watching him carefully.
“That's too bad because it's actually—” Jeonghan started teasing, his voice stretching the words just enough to make her react.
Before he could finish, Luna leaned forward and playfully poked him with the pointy end of her shoe, her expression warning but amused as he broke into laughter.
“I'm joking.” He said quickly, his laughter soft but genuine.
“I know... you're obsessed with me.” Luna said nonchalantly, her tone steady as if it were a simple fact.
Jeonghan’s smile deepened at that, his eyes lingering on her. “You get a point for that.” He said, winking at her before shifting his attention back to the cards.
“Next question...” he continued, his voice smooth as he read, “Where did we go on our first date?”
“The zoo.” Luna answered immediately, her lips curving as she leaned back slightly. “Because you said if I got bored, at least the animals would be entertaining enough to save the date.” She added, her tone carrying a hint of teasing as she looked at him.
Jeonghan let out a quiet laugh, shaking his head slightly. “That was a good reason.” He said, his voice light.
“It was a very you reason.” Luna replied, her eyes narrowing slightly in amusement.
“It worked, didn’t it?” he shot back, his brows lifting.
“It did.” Luna admitted, her smile softening as she looked at him.
Jeonghan nodded once, satisfied. “Another point for you.” he said before moving on without missing a beat. “What was I wearing when we first met? These are easy questions.”
Luna smiled back, her answer immediate. “A neon green shirt with your name written on it, the shirt they made the trainees wear.”
“Correct!” Jeonghan said, his tone bright with approval as he flipped to the next card, “What's my routine before I go to sleep?”
“Nowadays? Or before you started your service?” Luna asked, her brows pulling together slightly as she needed the clarification.
“Nowadays.” Jeonghan answered simply.
Luna straightened in her seat slightly, her expression focused as she answered, “Once you get home from work you immediately shower, then you eat dinner if you feel like it which is most of the time, then you lay in bed scrolling on your phone or we watch a movie we’ll never finish, then you brush your teeth, and go to bed and sleep.” Her voice was steady, each step coming naturally as she listed them out.
Jeonghan tilted his head slightly, his lips curving into a knowing smile. “You're missing one step.” He said it casually, but there was something in his tone that made it clear he had been waiting to say it.
Luna frowned slightly, her brows furrowing as she replayed her answer in her head. “No I didn't.” She said, her voice firm as she looked at him.
“You did.” Jeonghan smirked at her, clearly enjoying this.
“I didn't. What did I miss?” she asked, leaning forward slightly now, her curiosity getting the better of her.
Jeonghan’s smile turned more smug as he answered, “Before I go to sleep, I kiss you first. You missed the most important step.”
Luna let out a small laugh in disbelief, her head tilting back slightly before she rolled her eyes playfully, her lips still curved as she turned her head toward the camera. “He is doing too much because he knows this interview is relationship centered.” She said it with a mix of amusement and mild exasperation, her tone giving him away completely.
Jeonghan chuckled softly at her reaction, clearly pleased with himself. “You'll get a point for that anyway because I'm generous.” he said as he leaned back slightly.
“I get a point because I was right!” Luna retorted immediately, her voice quick as she looked at him, not letting him have the last word.
Jeonghan did not waste any time as he lifted the next card, his fingers sliding it forward with ease as his eyes scanned the question before he read it aloud. “What's my zodiac sign?”
“Libra.” Luna answered without hesitation. She did not even pause before adding, a small smile forming on her lips as she tilted her head slightly, “That's easy... what's my zodiac sign?”
Jeonghan’s lips curved immediately, his eyes glinting with mischief as he answered without missing a beat. “Intj.”
Luna’s reaction was instant as she reached over and smacked his arm, her brows pulling together in disbelief while her lips parted in protest. “Ya! That's correct and wrong at the same time.” she said, her tone caught between amused and mildly offended.
Jeonghan let out a quiet laugh, clearly pleased with himself before answering properly this time, his voice softer as he looked at her. “You're an Aquarius, baby.”
“Mm hmm.” she said, nodding as she settled back slightly, accepting the answer with a small satisfied hum.
He flipped to the next card, his fingers tapping lightly against it before reading, “What's something that you weren't expecting to love about me?”
Luna let out a soft chuckle at that, her eyes briefly dropping before lifting again as she answered, her voice carrying a quiet honesty. “That you’re annoying.” She said it plainly, but there was warmth in the way she spoke. “Normally that would obviously annoy me with other people,” she continued, her lips curving into a small smile as she looked at him, “but it’s one of the traits I love the most about you.”
Jeonghan watched her as she spoke, his expression softening just slightly before shifting into something more playful again. “So you’re saying I’m special?” he asked.
“You’re saying that, not me.” Luna replied immediately, though the smile on her face betrayed her words.
Jeonghan tilted his head slightly, studying her for a brief moment before nodding as if accepting her answer anyway. “Sure, sure. I’ll take that.”
He moved on, flipping the card with practiced ease as he read the next question. “What are your nicknames for me? You also have a lot.”
“Jeonghannie, Hannie, Han, Jeongie, and Angel Boy.” Luna answered confidently, her voice steady as she listed them off without missing one.
Jeonghan’s lips curled into another smirk, his eyes narrowing slightly as he looked at her. “Don't forget...” he said, lifting the cards up to cover his mouth from the camera as he mouthed something to her.
Luna frowned slightly, her brows knitting together as she leaned forward, trying to catch what he was saying. “Huh?” she said, her voice filled with confusion.
Jeonghan mouthed something again.
She squinted slightly, trying to read his lips again, still not getting it. “What?”
Without warning, Jeonghan hooked his foot around the leg of her chair and pulled her closer, the movement smooth as it caught her off guard.
Luna’s eyes widened in surprise as she was pulled toward him, her body shifting forward before he leaned in and whispered something quietly into her ear.
Her eyes went even wider before she pulled back and smacked him, her hand landing against his arm as he threw his head back and laughed, the sound full and unrestrained.
“You're so annoying. Read the next question.” she told him, her voice trying to sound firm but the slight shake of her head and the lingering smile on her lips gave her away.
Jeonghan gathered himself, clearing his throat lightly as he looked back down at the cards, though the grin had not fully left his face. “What's my favorite Lego set I built?” he read.
Luna’s expression brightened instantly, her eyes lighting up as she let out a small gasp. “You really enjoyed the Ferrari set,” she said, her voice animated as she leaned forward slightly, “and the Bowser one we built together.”
Jeonghan nodded at that, his expression softening again. “The cars are my favorite ones,” he said, his tone calm as he confirmed it, “but yeah, the recent one we built... Bowser is my new favorite.”
Luna nodded, her smile lingering as she turned her head toward the camera. “We both have a Lego addiction,” she said.
“What’s your favorite set you’ve built?” the producer asked from behind the camera.
Luna turned back slightly, her expression thoughtful for a moment before answering. “Hannie bought me the Hogwarts Castle that had like six-thousand something pieces. We spent three whole days building it together.” Her voice softened slightly at the memory, her eyes flickering toward him.
Jeonghan watched her as she spoke, his gaze steady and fond, the corner of his lips lifting just slightly.
Luna continued, her hands moving slightly as she spoke, more animated now. “It’s the biggest Lego set we have,” she said, her tone filled with a quiet pride, “and it was one of the reasons we bought a bigger house.” She let out a small laugh at that, shaking her head slightly. “Now we have an entire separate room filled with just our Legos.”
Jeonghan let out a soft laugh, nodding in agreement. “It got out of control.”
“You encourage it.” Luna shot back immediately, her brows lifting as she looked at him.
“That goes both ways. I encourage you, you encourage me.” he replied just as quickly.
“We’re bad for each other.” she said, teasing.
“Absolutely terrible.” Jeonghan winked at her, playing along.
He moved on to read the next question, “What is something I cannot leave the house without?”
“Phone, wallet, earphones... and your emotional support item.” She answered with confidence, her eyes flickering toward him as if waiting for his reaction.
Jeonghan’s face immediately broke into a grin, his head dipping in a small nod as he looked at her. “Correct!” he said as he flipped to the next card between his fingers. “This is another easy one. What is my favorite season of the year?”
Luna let out a soft breath of a laugh, her shoulders relaxing as she answered, “That's easy! We like the opposite sides of the season. I like spring and you like autumn.”
Jeonghan smiled at that as he nodded. “That's right. Good job.” His voice softened slightly as he said it, his gaze lingering on her for a second longer than needed.
Luna turned her head toward the camera then, her lips curving into a small smile as she added, “Basically we like it when it's not too hot and not too cold.”
Jeonghan let out a quiet chuckle at that, shaking his head slightly before looking back down at the cards, already moving on. “What were we doing when I proposed to you? Bonus points if you remember where it was.”
The moment the question left his lips, Luna’s expression shifted, her eyes dropping for a brief second as a faint blush crept up her cheeks, her fingers tightening slightly around her own cards. She took a small breath before answering, her voice softer now. “We were skipping rocks on the lake at a park in Berlin.”
Jeonghan looked at her with a small smile, his eyes soft as he nodded. “That’s correct.” His voice carried a quiet satisfaction, but there was something gentler underneath it. “You even got the bonus.” He added, his tone teasing lightly.
Luna let out a small laugh, shaking her head slightly as she looked at him. “Of course I did.”
There was a quiet confidence in her voice, but her cheeks were still faintly flushed.
Jeonghan glanced back down at the cards, though there was a hint of mischief returning to his expression as he asked her another question. “Is it true that you passed out when I proposed to you?”
Luna’s head snapped up at that, her eyes immediately narrowing as she caught the look on his face, disbelief written all over hers before it turned into a laugh. “That's not a question! Don't lie!” she said, her voice quick as she reached out instinctively to grab his cards, her hand brushing against his as he pulled them slightly out of reach, laughing.
“I didn't pass out...” Luna pointed at the camera as she clarified, her brows lifting as if addressing the viewers directly while Jeonghan continued chuckling beside her. “Almost, but I didn't.” she added, her tone firm but still laced with amusement.
There was a brief pause before the producer’s voice came from behind the camera, clear and amused. “You both got perfect scores.”
Luna’s eyes widened slightly before she turned toward Jeonghan, a bright smile breaking across her face as she lifted both her hands toward him. He mirrored her instantly, and they met in the middle with a double high five, both hands connecting at once with a soft clap.
“Good job.” Jeonghan said, his voice warm as he looked at her, his smile lingering.
“You too.” Luna replied.
“Can we end it with a kiss?” the producer asked, his tone teasing.
Luna and Jeonghan both turned to look at each other at the same time, a brief moment of shared understanding passing between them before Jeonghan reached out, his hand coming up to cup the side of her neck gently. He leaned in without hesitation and pressed a soft kiss to the tip of her nose.
Luna smiled at that instantly, her eyes crinkling slightly as she let out a small breath of a laugh.
“On the lips.” the producer teased, chuckling from behind the camera.
Luna shook her head lightly, still smiling as she glanced toward the camera. “He knows better not to kiss me when I have lipstick on.” she said, her tone amused.
Jeonghan let out a quiet laugh beside her, nodding in agreement. “She'll tear my head off if I ruin her lipstick.” he said, his voice light as Luna lifted her hand and gave a small wave toward the camera.
The moment lingered for just a second longer before it naturally faded, the two of them still smiling as the scene came to an end.
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@/caratwonwoo • 17 hours ago ╰ SURPRISE DROP??? HELLO??? I OPENED YOUTUBE HALF ASLEEP AND GOT HIT WITH JEONGNA COUPLES QUIZ I AM NOT OKAY 😭😭 this is their FIRST OFFICIAL INTERVIEW AS A COUPLE and they just sat there in white looking like a wedding photoshoot like what do you MEAN?!
@/hanieloveclub • 17 hours ago ╰ when she said “When do I realized I liked you more than a friend?” and he just looked at her like that… and said ““That's a trick question because you always liked me more than a friend.” i’m actually unwell.
@/seokminsmiles • 16 hours ago ╰ the way he listed EVERYTHING she was wearing the first time he saw her down to the red converses??? sir that is not memory that is DEVOTION 😫 we’re not even a minute in!
@/cheolsversion • 15 hours ago ╰ “Yoon Jeonghan!” PLEASEEE the way he mimicked her and then admitted he likes hearing her say his name like that… i need to lie down
@/junhuicat • 14 hours ago ╰ 05:37 JIYEON’S RANT ABOUT THE DOOR NOT BEING CLOSED AND HIM NODDING AT THE CAMERA LIKE “see” IM CRYING they are literally married behavior already 😭
@/minghaosart • 13 hours ago ╰ not him casually saying she achieved all her dreams and calling her amazing and she just softly goes “I did.” like ??? THE INTIMACY ???
@/vernonfilmz • 10 hours ago ╰ 09:30 WHEN HE SAID HE KISSES HER BEFORE SLEEP AND SHE MISSED THAT STEP… the way she rolled her eyes but smiled?? yeah they’re SICK for this 🫠
@/hoshihoranghae • 10 hours ago ╰ “What's mine is yours. It doesn't matter.” JESUS FUCK YOON JEONGHAN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!
@/dkenergy • 8 hours ago ╰ “My moon… my pretty moon.” i’m done. pack it up. nobody talk to me ever again. he really looked at her like she hung the damn sky.
@/baebylunalover • 7 hours ago ╰ i don’t know who needs to hear this but LUNA IS SO PRETTY IT’S ILLEGAL. the way Jeonghan kept staring at her like she’s the only person in the room… chemistry is felt THROUGH THE SCREEN! i swear i felt like i was intruding on a date! This interview is TOO intimate 😭
@/jeonghanshalo • 6 hours ago ╰ i blinked and suddenly they’re talking about their FIRST KISS IN HIS CAR??? on the drive home??? six years ago??? after Wonwoo’s birthday??? oh they’ve been insane for each other for a long time.
@/mingyusbiceps • 6 hours ago ╰ 00:30 the way she said “Ready? You’ll have to get all of these right or I’ll be very upset.” and he just leaned back like he already KNOWS everything… yeah that man studied her like a textbook
@/nanayaluna • 5 hours ago ╰ YOON JEONGHAN PULLING LUNA’S CHAIR WITH HIS FOOT TO WHISPER IN HER EAR!!! LORD HAVE MERCY 🥵🥵🥵
@/wooahae • 5 hours ago ╰ Jeonghan: “You wore black a lot when we were trainees. That was one of the reasons you stood out to everyone. But you stood out to me because you were really pretty.” HELLOOOO?!!!
@/hoshishamster • 4 hours ago ╰ HER FACE WHEN HE GOT THE TATTOOS RIGHT??? ALL OF THEM??? even the tiny ones??? i’m actually screaming Jeonghan is a human Bae Jiyeon Encyclopedia 😝
@/dinosfuture • 3 hours ago ╰ 10:35 “What did I miss?” “I kiss you before I sleep.” HELLO??? SIR??? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLATFORM
@/scoupsleadernim • 2 hours ago ╰ i love how she kept trying to move on when he got smug like she KNOWS he’s about to say something that’ll embarrass her 😭 their dynamic is everything to me! I miss them soo much 🩷
@/caratdeul • 1 hour ago ╰ the way they both said “It depends.” at the same time about Jiyeon’s jealousy… yeah they’ve had that conversation before LMAO
@/hanieangelcore • 1 hour ago ╰ 11:50 when he mouthed something and pulled her chair closer??? and she smacked him after??? WHAT DID HE SAY I NEED ANSWERS!!!
@/moonlightbaeby • 30 minutes ago ╰ the lego room reveal??? SIX THOUSAND PIECE HOGWARTS SET??? they really built a whole life together brick by brick i’m crying
@/ot14forever • 52 minutes ago ╰ the way they both got perfect scores like of course they did… they’ve been orbiting each other for YEARS this was light work for them 😭
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