𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the TV show “Gravity Falls”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“It's funny how dumb you are!”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”
“Today, I learned that morality is relative!”
“Oh, [Name], you can tell me anything.”
“But, what if I embarrass myself again?”
“I'm sorry about what I said earlier.”
“You think you have problems?!”
“When there's no cops around, anything's legal!”
“Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.”
“Don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone?”
“Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line?”
“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
“Okay, I'm not actually laid back. I'm stressed, like, 24/7.”
“Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing...”
“Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.”
“Well, I'm probably scarred for life!”
“Breaking stuff is so much fun!”
“...And now you know where babies come from!”
“Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards!”
“...Well, I can always count on you for a warm welcome.”