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I ran away from home and landed at @deadlymomokitten
I ran away from home and landed at @deadlymomokitten
Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
Where, oh where, is Daddy’s little boot-licker?😈🔪
Yikes. Sorry Daddy… does this mean you’ll punish me now? 😉
@fuckingtoyoftheweek ......excuse me, but that’s MY Daddy, not yours, and if you don’t step off I will have to fight you... and I fight dirty. K? Thnx.
So tell me, what’s the use of feeling? What’s the use of feeling, Blue?💎💙
Cherub’s Back
Realistically, Instagram was okay and twitter wasn’t the worst I suppose but I have never felt as comfortable on either of those places as I have here on this hellsite. So I’m back folks!
YAY! MY BABY IS BACK!!
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
this is incredibly grecian
How can anyone not reblog this?
Trying to fall asleep with a wet lil pussy is hard as fuck. Especially when I have to be up for work in the morning 😭😭
this year, don’t be afraid to be yourself. grow fangs!!! unfurl your wings!!!! vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence!!!!! stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until god himself comes down to tell you to stop!!!!!!!!!!!
Been saying this
Oh
Dudes let their balls smell like garbage and sweaty dead body straight from a fire, but ur a cunt if u don’t suck him off into ur open mouth and swallow.
Women nut from SKILLED, and I typed S-K-I-L-L-E-D penetration that actually makes u squirt, and its as nasty as piss.
Like if u don’t want ur lady to squirt ur as weak as shit, and I hope natural selection is doing it’s job and not allowing u to breed.
No one is looking down on squirting. I think there needed to be a clarification on whether or not, it’s urine.
Most men cannot make a woman orgasm, cream or squirt and the ones who CAN have no problem with any bodily fluids involved during an orgasm.
That’s what I figured it was, too. Even though it usually doesn’t smell like urine. Is it only considered squirting if it actually projectile shoots like it does in porn (I know I should know better) or is it normal for it just stream down instead?
I feel like it varies? Not sure because for me, it feels like I’m peeing a lot.
It varies. I’ve been with some women who just unleash a small river and then others who have shot me full in the face(these are when I’m strapping. Head it don’t matter, I’mma need a poncho regardless there). But I also believe it depends on the intensity of the orgasm in the process, and that’s based on observation.
Yo, same sex couples are out here living their best lives and having orgasms.
Why the fuck am I attracted to men??? I want a refund!!!
We are statistically proven better in bed. I can run it by babe, she might just let you borrow me😂😂😂
All imma say is run 😂😂😂
Welp I’m off...
Check me out on Pilllowfort of Twitter or message me for my Snap if we’re buds!
The renaissance of curves.
Add me on snapchat: chilledsalsa
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
IT GOT EVEN BETTER XD
THE HAT MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the first time I’ve seen this and it’s hilarious. I must share!
If this is my first post, so be it
Big Mood
Current mood.
It was fun y'all… Find me on FetLife: TheSwallowtail
you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea
you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
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