Swagger McJagger

NSFW 18+ ONLY 50% Smut writer 30% Overworked 29.5% Ideas 0.5% Furry probably idk Wherein dump all my fontcest ideas. Others are free to leave there's as well. We're all going to hell might as well enjoy the ride.

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So how long until the Ozempic class action lawsuit

I give it 3 to 5 years

As someone who's always been overweight and struggled to lose it, I get it. This drug comes along thats toted as a miracle drug and people online saying how well it worked for them, I get how so many people hop on board the semaglutide train, I really do. If i wasn't as at peace with my weight as I am now, id probably be working up the courage to ask my doctor for it.

(It took me a while to accept that im always going to be heavier because 1. Im 6ft 1 inch tall 2. Im an adult woman, some amount of fat is supposed to be there and 3. Beauty standards were never built around me or meant for me to achieve as a BW and im wasting time trying to)

But like, thats not what its for, theres people who need that for their health, not for losing weight.

Plus, idk when this stopped being taught to people, but if anything seems too good to be true, it probably is. This thing hasn't been studied on non diabetic patients, I think. And theres already horrific side effects being reported. Yeah every drug has side effects, even something as benign as aspirin, but this shit hasn't been studied long term for this use, how are people not more wary of that??

Im really not trying to blame these people for the side effects but at some point discretion has to be used.

Idk, I dont trust ozempic and drugs like it being used for weight-loss. Maybe there is a way for it to be use like that with minimal side effects, but i dont trust it, especially with how its being pushed.

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Not the existential panic on a Tuesday evening

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I think one day Twila sees a puppy, looks at Brighton, and realizes hes just a giant puppy.

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Yeah, I was reading that late last night, and man that ending took a hit. It was kind of like "everyone sucks here" (ESH) situation (which is a Reddit thing which you probably don't use). Big shouldn't have gotten frisky and out of control, but Twila shouldn't have screamed and yelled either. Brighton should have put his foot down and made Big wait. Twila and Ballyhoo did their best in saving Partyland and how they felt was justified when lied to by their second-in-commands so they're not in the fault as much. They're only in fault because of poor emotion management in that specific time, but they were hurt. I don't really feel bad for Brighton nor especially for Big. None of this would have happened if they weren't so impulsive. I know that you wanted a happier ending, but the ending this turned out was more interesting and less predictable. It's solid overall.

I have a reddit account but im just a lurker, I dont comment or post or anything, i know what youre talking about with the AITA labels and such.

And yeah ESH, except for Ballyhoo I think, I cant say he really did anything wrong unless im missing something. The other three, geez, there were so many chances for this not to escalate to this point, ugh.

If only those boys waited a few hours. Or went to another room, oml you two cannot be that horny to fuck that close to the sponsors 😂 they were so close to being home free with it.

Im not saying his actions should be excused or given a pass or anything, but idk Brighton having no experience in balancing something like this makes me not judge him as harshly as I otherwise would. Just a smidge, he still majorly fucked up just like Big did.

Twila was so stressed this whole fic i feel so bad for her, lol. She and Ballyhoo tried so hard to save things. Can't say I blame her for being on edge the whole time when she has to work in these conditions 😂. Valid crash out at the end, imo.

I wont say the ending doesn't make sense or isnt good, bc i agree the ending makes sense all things considered. A sad ending isnt a bad ending after all. I have no clue if the author plans to make a sequel or if this a one a done, but i hope the four of them eventually fix their friendship.

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Tbh the idea that Brighton is a little chunky lives rent free in my head, thats fucking adorable

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Everyones sad and no one is happy at the end of that fic, anon 😭. Like I get it but I was still hoping things would work out. Oh well. Still a favorite fic of mine regardless.

Cautionary tale, I suppose.

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Twila randomly, sporadically, going up to Brighton and smooshing his cheeks with her hands, and walking away, all without saying a word, leaving him baffled and confused

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Sudden urge to specifically play SnowFlake Lake in Mario Party 6

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Sudden urge to specifically play SnowFlake Lake in Mario Party 6

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Have you ever played hacked games, or custom games?

If so, if there was a game where you can play as Brighton and Twila, would you play it?

I havent played any hacked or custom games. The closest I've come to thag is attempting a nuzlocke and immediately forgetting about it.

If there was a game where I could pay as those two, that feature would probably be sole reason i get it

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Never thought that Twila ignoring Brighton (whether or not its intended) would be a major pet peeve for him. That would bother him to no end, and it worsens the more/longer she ignores him.

That's... actually a great idea for that to be Brighton's pet peeve. Might even be #1 because her puncturing his ego would still give him attention.

Him combusting into flames would definitely get her attention. Between the bright light and the high heat - that's something she can't ignore when she's at a certain distance with him.

I can see him bursting to flames when furious doing some self-damage.

(Sorry for the long wait for the reply my mind has been all over thr place)

This man is a disaster lol, he wants her attention and love so bad but is completely oblivious to that and his own feelings.

Good lord someone help him, haha.

Thats an interesting idea, though. While other fires cant hurt him, his own under just the right circumstances can hurt him. You think his fire would be so hot it would turn blue during this? And that makes takes his outburst from being kinda attractive hot (heh) to her worrisome.

Brighton accidentally hurting himself definitely gets Twilas attention, though. He's gonna need some serious first aid. And a scolding for doing something so stupid, but at least he has her attention again. Probably shouldn't make a habit of that lol.

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how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

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Idk if anyone cares but im vaguely interested in the SCP foundation. It's one of those things that I get into once in a blue moon before dropping for like a year.

Anyways my favorite one is the teenage cthulu , scp 2662

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Sometimes I think about how as much as I love Brighton and Twila, if it were up to me to pick a past host to be the permanent Mario Party host from here on out, they would be towards the bottom of the list.

MC Ballyhoo and Tumble fits the Party vibes more than those two, and with Odyssey still on the brain, MC Ballyhoo just edges out as my #1 pick for that spot.

But in a perfect world the hosts would just rotate each game

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I like to imagine that during their fights Brighton and Twila go to Ballyhoo and Big Top to rant about how the other is in the wrong and how much they cant stand the other.

And they dont say anything back during this, they learned its better to just let them rant because anytime they open their mouth to say anything its interrupted.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Awww, thank you anon 🥰🥰 youre so sweet.

Today is a Friday, i took off of work this whole weekend, half for my birthday, half ti go to a convention with some friends. Its all pto/paid holiday so im still getting paid and all that. Its a pretty uneventful day all in all besides washing my hair and going to dinner later, but hey, its still a good day for me imo. This whole week as been me stuck in bed so im mostly cleaning up and doing laundry today. Hopefully get some writing done towards this fic later, that would be a great thing to get done today.

I'd usually give myself permission to buy something big, but im saving up for a car.

But I have to get my license first

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Please don’t ever forget that at one point in time there was an actual Pokemon musical touring the United States

There was even weird sexual tension between Giovanni and Ash’s mom

Just never forget

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So, I wasn’t expecting this to get so many notes. But because it did I figured you might all like to know that one of the stage managers of the show uploaded the entire thing to YouTube in seven parts a few years ago. Enjoy.

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Also Giovanni was Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Every time I remember there were some people that didn’t understand Pokemon was on every square inch of this planet: I give you this. This shit premiered on BROADWAY.

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I actually saw this as a kid, lol