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mhm yeah

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im the first on Tumblr to post about the Globipes genus, yall are a bunch of posers

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Taylor Swift is our generation’s Joey Chestnut

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*johnny cash voice* You could have it all,

My empire of derp :P

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yeah i went to school with the girl in the Mona Lisa she was really nice

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I used to have a pet Food. Sadly, he passed away.

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yo bro lets do it Pig Digital

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hate finding out abt racist creators of shit i just finished consuming

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woke dung beetle:

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a group of toads is called a dopeness

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in elementery school we all had leper colonies & we would compare them at recess

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Will Smith if he was a vape legend

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Baptus Jomley for senate

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i just met a foppish dandy

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Chicken Wrap

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they call me the lebron of basketball

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Sponge Bob Cheese Cake

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sponge bob cheese cake

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sorry for throwing up after christmas dinner i think im allegic to every food ever cooked