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i want fukuroi to ‘nerd it up’

What is a "nerd"?

You all disappear for so long only to restart this crap

#Guess Who is Back :^)

Dear Diary, today I forgot to bring lunch so I was visited by God, who got me my favorite food. Thank you for the single bowl of white rice! :-)

And make it wobble! *Puts on sunglasses and begins rhythmically moving body, like a slinky tumbling down stairs. Slinktoshi.*

fukuroimasato

blood drive

Did you donate blood today?

*Walks into the party a day late* Oh, Gosh Darnles! Did I miss the Blood Drive? I was looking forward to donating some blood!

kizamiluvr69-blog

Oh, Kizamit! Or should I say, Trash Boat! If that's what you want to be called now! Anyways, I'm glad you finally found a fitting title which you could properly dub yourself in your mortal shell. Make the most of it, for life is short! :-)

pros of heavenly host:

always cold

lunch included

cons of heavenly host:

deathly cold

lunch is human flesh

fukuroimasato

pros: still better then most public school lunches

tru

I think the darkness originated from school meatloaf

I’ll need to ask Sachiko about that but chances are youre correct

Also, it is always a party! But studies are important, too. Always stay in school!

what the hell i just wanna have screencaps of myself why does grisgris hurt me like this

They specifically go to your tumblrs and laugh

it’s a metaphor, you see - it’s called corpse party, but there is no partying. only corpses. it’s time to cry

Why not make it a party? Quick! Someone retrieve the party hats and place them gingerly upon the heads of the corpses of the dead people who have fallen victim to Heavenly Host and its ghosts and died as a result!

actualnaomi

swagtoshi replied to your post: Nakashima-san, THIS SATOSHIT IS WORSE THAN THE REAL ONE!!!

Why is everyone adding an extra ‘t’ at the end of my name? Are your keyboards broken? I see! To accomodate to your broken keyboards, I will add a ‘t’ to the end of everyone’s names too! I am a great friend, huh Naomit?

I’M GOING TO CRY

Don't cry, Naomi.

Did somebody call for me? O_o

#corpsefuckermorishige

you a stupid ho

Don’t talk about yourself like that

I WILL END U

owned fucking owend you got owned son holy Shit you are so owned u ded son you’re so dead your corpse picture is already in my phonwe

I WOULD END U TOO BUT UR ALREADY DEAD

what the Heck im not already Dead you memer don’t spread your lies

then stop telling your lies ya meme

Ah, it seems Shimadat is getting on his knees to pray to the Lord! What a guy! :-)

ayame-breathing

Can someone please tell me what Heavenly Host is? Is a party being held there? Am I missing out on something?

its hell please help us

ayame-breathing

oh dear… should i call the police??

tell the police to print out a magical paper doll charm and have everyone say “sachiko we beg of you” in their heads as many times as there are people holding onto the charm and then they pull

ayame-breathing

that is rather odd but i will ask them!!!

*dials phone*

*no reception*

i’m actually in a zombie infested hospital so i cannot help!

what the Fuck!