what’s (shi)mada with you?

『 screw you, i ain't stayin' cause you fuckers decided to stay behind! I am NOT gonna get memed on because of you assholes! 』 hi i'm kai and i'm obsessed with ms yui's cat

[kaishimada]

just remember that sachiko died for your sins

[kaishimada]

can you jack off with toothpaste??? i need to know for science 

[haveyouseenmybyakuya-sama-deact]

[kaishimada]

i've been in heavenly host so long that i started taking selfies with the corpses

#noregrets #justagodawfulsmell #byakudanseniorhighrepresent 

[kaishimada]

damn it's deader than fukuroi's sex life up in heavenly host

[kaishimada]

*cr1tikal voice* whats up everybody its ya boy kai shimada and i'm gonna fuck up heavenly host, lets do this shit

[corpsepartyjokes]

i made this

[blackoaks]

[kaishimada]

i want fukuroi to ‘nerd it up’

[swagtoshi-blog]

What is a “nerd”?

[kaishimada]

you're a nerd

[kaishimada]

sorry i haven’t been on here. i was too busy blocking out the haters 

(puts on shades so i don’t have to see fukuroi or kizami’s faces)

[kaishimada]

#take those off and face the truth

WHAT TRUTH

[kaishimada]

sorry i haven't been on here. i was too busy blocking out the haters 

(puts on shades so i don't have to see fukuroi or kizami's faces)

[kaishimada]

sorry i’ve been dead for so long, but you know kizami. always killing me right after i just came back

[murderousbigbro]

#fuck that guy just. fuck him

  So wait now you wanna fuck me? I thought you wanted to fuck the hellbitch

[kaishimada]

NO IT'S AN EXPRESSION I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU EVER

[kaishimada]

sorry i've been dead for so long, but you know kizami. always killing me right after i just came back

[jakemaccracken]

╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( Taco Bell? ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( Taco Bell. ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

[kaishimada]

fukuroi's not a nerd because he wears glasses

he's a nerd because he's student council president, he's almost always serious, he's failed to start dating mitsuki, and most importantly: he makes jokes only smart people like einstein would laugh at

[kaishimada]

boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see a ghost? come with us and you will see, our haunted school of Heavenly Host

[fukuroimasato]

i can post just about anything and it seems like the only person who is gonna see it is kai

[kaishimada]

cause i'm the only one who walks these empty halls