[earthdad]

me: hey wanna hangout today goth gf: not today I’m too busy studying necromancers and learning spells me: okay have fun baby I love u

[ruanv]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

[swallowedcicada-blog]

Ian: *accidentally bumps against a door*

Mickey: Are you okay?!?!?

Ian: It's okay, I'm fine.

Mickey: *to the door* You stand in Ian's way one more time and I'll make sure to take you down.

[your-comeandgetit]

i’m fucking in love with this couple <3

[your-comeandgetit]

1x01 and 5x12

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

photsuji

[gangsters-wife]

[6aphomet-deactivated20171204]

[mammamiadyke]

straight people arent allowed to listen to Wouldn’t It Be Nice by The Beach Boys 

[ithelpstodream]

[radioactivelingerie]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

can a homie get a kiss on the lips

[kosukeajiro-deactivated20210709]

oil fields city

[meaningsofthestars]

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.