Panic Attacks in Paradise

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[espressosunset]

hello elderly fellow

Hey that's derogatory! I prefer geezer 💕👌

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[courtesycalling]

Happy mušḫuššu monday everybody

(Photo credit: Osama Shukir Muhammed Amin FRCP(Glasg), CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons)

[ellaandtheocean]

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

[fleshdyke]

levitating minke whale

[plaguedocboi]

Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

[necronatron]

I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.

The humble eyebrow

[thatmooncake]

@flinxypie

[brl7v]

📖

[rpf3il]

[melontoyos-fandom-corner]

Pale Heavens painted Red

[keiarubino]

🦈

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[eebie]

can someone put a pussy on spongebob here

[macabreltrench]

Did you slice me? Did you actually slice me?

Vash the loafpede: Love and Yeast

[t-800]

i'll buy the penis and popcorn

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[espressosunset]

I feel like I'm in some Tumblr alternate universe - in honor of Gerard Way's birthday, my local radio station is playing MCR back-to-back for the next hour... And then everyone clapped ig.

Included link to said station for proof:

Radio Hauraki - New Zealand's Original Pirate Radio Station Since ‘66. Home of Jeremy Wells & Manaia Stewart, The Big Show & Music That Rock