"Elf" Sentence Starters
• ❝ Does somebody need a hug? ❞
• ❝ I can sing, I choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people. ❞
• ❝ You sit on a throne of lies! ❞
• ❝ I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite. ❞
• ❝ I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you, and my tongue swells up. ❞
• ❝ So… do you wanna go eat food? ❞
• ❝ What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those too? ❞
• ❝ Wow, you’re fast. I’m glad I caught up to you. ❞
• ❝ I like to whisper too! ❞
• ❝ The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. ❞
• ❝ Reach out in front of you and take a sip. Don’t look. ❞
• ❝ You’re so weird. ❞
• ❝ I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! ❞
• ❝ I didn’t know you were naked. ❞
• ❝ I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. ❞
• ❝ So, good news– I saw a dog today. ❞
• ❝ I know you may be a little, um… uh, chemically imbalanced– but you’ve been right about a lot of things. ❞
• ❝ I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR. ❞
• ❝ Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol. ❞













