Incorrect Swan Queen Quotes

Swan Queen is ENDGAME

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I am abandoning this account.

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Is it just me or are other Swanqueen-centered quotes people taking some of mine?

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Regina: Your smile? It makes my day.

Emma: Your happiness? It’s my whole world.

Regina: Your love? It’s my favorite thing.

Zelena, popping in: Hotel? Trivago.

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Regina: Did you just snap my laptop in half?!

Emma: What goes around, comes around.

Regina: ...Are you seriously still upset about the tater tots from last week?!

Emma: THOSE WERE THE LAST OF THE TATER TOTS!

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Regina: Handcuffs? Wow, you’re kinky ;)

Emma: ...First off, I’m a cop. And secondly, you’re being placed under arrest.

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We need Elon Musk to buy Tumblr so he can get rid of the nazis and bring back the porn

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Regina: First of all, I’m not a bitch.

Regina: I’m THE bitch

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Emma, walking into the house wearing a large coat: Hey Regina

Regina: What’s with the coat?

Emma’s coat: *Barks*

Emma: ...Drugs?

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How much money would we have to crowdfund to stop tumblr from banning nsfw and pretty much everything else that matters

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Regina, as she drops something on the floor: Oh, fuck me.

Emma, shouting from three rooms away: GLADLY!

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Above: Last users remaining after Tumblr bans porn, 2018, colorized.

[flozmin00-deactivated20200721]

:(

And there’s no way to review it and have it removed from ‘sensitive’ like there was before.

[guardianrock]

And there it is! It’s a lesbian ship, therefore it’s porn. Fucking hell, Tumblr!

[iredreamer]

ahahahah AMAZING all my content is gonna be marked as sensitive and my blog is gonna die soon I guess!!!!

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BEWARE, lesbians are hugging!!! a real HUG between two (2) WOMEN! gotta flag this so the children wont see this Porn Content!

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They’re just hugging.  Honestly Tumblr, Fuck you.

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Once I had a dream where this black swan with a crown kept following me and wouldn’t stop until I found a white swan with a matching crown and reunited them.  Then the two had a little baby duckling I named Henry.  The black swan was named Regina and the white one was Emma.

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Emma: Babe, we’re out of candy.

Regina: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids so far!

Emma: I know, but this one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

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Okay, just because you're making me very sexually confused doesn't mean you're intimidating.

Emma, to Regina

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Snow: So, how are you and Regina getting along?

Emma: I think she’s finally starting to warm up to me!

Emma: *sees Regina in the distance and waves* Hey Regina!

Regina: [flips Emma off in return]

Emma: Yup, we’re besties now.

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Emma: Regina and I are gonna get married.

Snow: Does Regina know about this?

Emma: Details don’t matter!