never learned to count 'cause i’m number one || harry hook

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never learned to count 'cause i’m number one || harry hook
“ Have you heard anything about ways of gettin’ out of here? Anything at all? “
“are ya shittin’ me? c’mon, mate. why would anyone want to get outta here?”
“Of course they wouldn’t – hell their ego’s certainly wouldn’t. Oh what I’d give to finally see that happen.” she sighed, giving a grin at her brothers next statement. “Oh how amazing it would be to see him show up here – or that annoying little son of his. Just imagine all the fun things we could do to make them miserable.” she smiled. “Ice cream? They have it here?” she asked, completely intrigued. “I think almost any of the food here will be the best – or at least better than what we had.” she sighed. “I’d suggest swinging in but I’ve already done that in Auradon and I wouldn’t want to pull the same trick twice.”
“mal and evie are here. we could start with them, yeah? this is not the isle. they have no power here. and the king is not here to protect them.” harry scowled at the mention of ben. “i do have a bone to pick with that beast. he better not dare show his little face around here.” harry’s mind was quick to change from one subject to the next. his anger forgotten at the mention of his favorite dessert. “there’s so many kinds. you’re gonna love it --- yeah. anything is better than leftovers.” harry pursed his lips as he went into thinking mode. eyes lighting up as an idea came to him. “i say we use fireworks.”
malgoodisthenewbad:
“Glad i’m everybody’s favorite vk.Ruin the day or ruin your day cause there is a difference?
“sarcasm, mal. have you forgotten what that is? auradon really has changed you. seeing how i don’t care about enyone else’s day, there’s no difference.”
“I-I don’t know.” he said, frowning a little. “I hate these clothes.” Gil admitted with a sigh. “But thank you.”
“yeah, me too. though this thing is quite liberating.” he pointed to his kilt before doing a small dance. he shrugged. “you having fun, mate?”
Favorite Harry Hook Scenes ↳ [2/∞] “Harry.” “What did you do with Ben?”
“Oh yes! Leave them with what they always gave us and run with the goodies, how could I forget.” she smirked. “Nobody on that island is the best cook.” she shrugged. “Ah total freedom at last – so any great evil things you have done yet? Or any plans for what we could do? I mean we have to make my entrance fabulous and leave everyone dazzled.”
“see how they like eating garbage. none of them would last a day living like us --- of course not. if anyone was a good cook, beast would’ve snatched them and forced them to work at auradon, no doubt. can’t let the villains have anything nice.” harry shrugged, scratching his head with his hook. “the usual stuff. threatening people, stealing. holding hostages... oh! uma and i had ice cream the other day. you have to try it, it’s the best thing i’ve ever eaten.” he laughed. being dramatic was in the hooks’ blood. and harry loved that. “well, there’s a ball going on at the moment. i’m sure we can find a way for you to make a grand entrance.”
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"Oh you’re here! Harry! Hi!“ he said with a smile, looking the other up and down. “Cool outfit!”
“why wouldn’t i be here? i always wanted to go to a ball.” people wearing their fanciest clothes and best jewels? the perfect time to have a little fun. “thanks, mate. not too sure how i feel about the auradon prince vibes we’re giving off right now, but you look good.”
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“If that’s your standard. I see a lot of opportunities for good things for me so it’s interesting.”
“i wouldn’t mind creating my own fun. but i’m supposed to behave” harry rolled his eyes. “define interesting.”
This isn’t Auradon. I didn’t transport myself here. what is going on?
“well, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite vk. hello, mal. here to ruin the day?”
A smirk appeared on the young CJs face as she heard the oh so familiar voice. She turned towards her big brother with a smile. “Like either of us want to go to bore-adon… except of course to reap havoc.” she smiled. “Better than Auradon? How so? Less preppy princes and princesses?” she asked, hands firmly on her hips.
“and plunder their kitchens. the most important part of any heist is the food, and we all know ursula is not the best cook.” of course it was not all her fault, maybe with decent food she wouldn’t be so bad. he raised an eyebrow. “that. and no one will be sending us home for not fitting the stupid hero mold. we can do whatever we want, little sister.”
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“How exciting, Snowball.” She chimed to the drone floating behind her, who would often hide behind her and squeak nervously. “Oh no, don’t worry so much. I’m sure everyone is in the same situation as us. The sooner we find out where we are, the sooner I can work out how we got here.” Mei didn’t noticed as she fussed over Snowball that she bumped into someone, gathering the lengthy skirt of her dress and shuffling back. “Sorry, sorry sorry, sorry…”
harry turned around with a growl. he advanced toward the girl, poiting his hook at her. “better watch where you’re going, little girl. lotsa weird people ‘round here, and we don’t want you to get hurt, now do we?” he ran the curve of his hook along the edge of her jaw. and though he smiled, it wasn’t friendly at all. but his attention was soon dragged to the flying object behind the girl. he unsheathed his sword slowly to poke the object. “what the hell is that?”
“A Ball? Where are we? Auradon?” CJ said with disgust, eyes rolling. The young girl was dressed in her usual pirate outfit. She had only just arrived, no clue where she was or who most of these people were. And it made her mad but fascinated.
“like either of us would be wanted in bore-adon.” harry smiled, taking the last sip of his drink. “welcome to london, dear sister. it’s better than auradon, if you ask me.” london was everything harry had wanted from auradon, except he didn’t have to give up piracy to stay here.
“Well – this party just looks interesting.”
“nothing’s on fire and no one is bleeding. i’d say boring is a better way to describe it.”