shit boy yknow how it is

sometimes its just like that you know sometimes thats just the way things go im just like a dude out here doing his best being a guy being a dude just man i just am you know sometimes thats what its like

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SN0W NOT DRY….. SN0W MAKE…. WET

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shit dude it sure does

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i cant do the titties out look because it wastes too much space for me to put something ugly on

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fat girls in lingerie is basically the best thing

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sweaternuts69420:

shit dude youre right i totally make myself look like a goon so other people know how quirky i am

but no seriously theres nothing wrong with expressing yourself karkat i mean i know saying that to you means jack diddly shit considering this is sort of an ingrained cultural conception but im going to do my best to make you comfortable with looking how you want to look

unless this is how you want to look

though i think it probably isnt given how much you complain about it

#shit dude lets get your ears pierced #i got swords

DAVID STRIDER DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING PIERCE MY EARS WITH A SWORD.

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not even a rapier?

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sweaternuts69420:

you know just get some styling done 

maybe get it colored

just so you can stop saying how you look like all other karkats mostly

THEN I’LL LOOK LIKE OTHER KARKATS EXCEPT I’LL BE THAT ONE DOUCHECOCK WITH PINK HAIR.

BESIDES. VISUAL SELF-EXPRESSION LOOKS SO FUCKING DUMB ON ME.

YOU PEOPLE GOT ME TO WEAR BRACELETS, NECKLACES, AND THE COLOR RED. THAT’S ALL YOUR GETTING. I FEEL DUMB ENOUGH IS IT IS, ALL LIKE, OOOOH LOOK AT ME! I WEAR MY IDENTITY ON MY SLEEVE SO THAT PEOPLE CAN HAVE AN IMPRESSION OF MY FUN PERSONALITY AT A GLANCE! WATCH OUT, I’M QUIRKY!

I DON’T KNOW IT MAKES ME FEEL DUMB ALRIGHT.

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shit dude youre right i totally make myself look like a goon so other people know how quirky i am

but no seriously theres nothing wrong with expressing yourself karkat i mean i know saying that to you means jack diddly shit considering this is sort of an ingrained cultural conception but im going to do my best to make you comfortable with looking how you want to look

unless this is how you want to look

though i think it probably isnt given how much you complain about it

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what if i made karkat change his hair while were out

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NO.

ALSO WHY.

AND IN WHAT WAY.

AND ALSO, AGAIN, NO.

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you know just get some styling done 

maybe get it colored

just so you can stop saying how you look like all other karkats mostly

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what if i made karkat change his hair while were out

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@sweaternuts69420  #not as sweaty as i thought hed be honestly

JESUS CHRIST, IF I’M NOT AS SWEATY AS YOU THOUGHT I’D BE, I’D REALLY HATE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING.

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i expected you to be moist but at most youre a lil damp

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DOING A, UH. THING TODAY.

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What to call it.

Pity date is kind of a rude fucking thing to call the thing that you’re doing though technically speaking it wouldn’t be entirely correct?

The set up was on its face basically that, pitying Karkat and showing him a good time because he always talks like he has no idea what the hell a good time is. 

But at the same time the idea of a pity date is inherently insulting, and you don’t want it to be an insult you just want it to be a good time.

Eh, whatever. Thinking too hard about things rarely makes them any better. You managed to shake however many of the locals wanted to bother you through a fun bit of time jumping and flying around so you arrive outside Karkat’s weird apartment thing without any following that you notice. 

Then you just. Sort of. Knock on his door. Ring the doorbell. And wait.  You’ve never really been on a date yourself before either, if you think about it. Versions of yourself have, sure, but never. You. Never like a real actual casual one either, for obvious reasons such as worlds what would have casual dating experiences not existing until lately. 

But you’ve watched a lot of film and shit and are a pro at faking, so hey, it should go fine. 

... You just wish this would feel less inexplicably awkward. 

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sweaternuts69420:

its like on a case by case basis thing im usually wholly unpleasant im afraid

THAT’S TOTAL HORSESHIT, BUT FINE.

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i cant believe were doing this right now in front of god and everybody

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sweaternuts69420 replied to your post: @sweaternuts69420 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.

im sure its gonna be great dude

I’M NOT SURE WHERE YOU INHERITED YOUR OPTIMISM AND GOOD-NATURED DEMEANOR BECAUSE IT SURE WASN’T FROM ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS OR DIRK.

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its like on a case by case basis thing im usually wholly unpleasant im afraid

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cummiie2 replied to your post: cummiie2 replied to your post: ...

ye2.

your url is cummies

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sweaternuts69420:

whats the matter are you not happy to see me

did you get me a present

are you gonna sing me a song 

i can smell the stink of a strider from 80 yards or 80 universe separ8tions

i mean i could sing for you 8ut i cant sing so if you like arrhythmic and off-key screeching im your gal Spin ::::) it’s a pleasure im sure

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spin? 

like a record baby?

right round round round?

you spin me right round when you go down down when you go down?

anyway jokes about songs aside like i dont mind a bit of arrhythmic off key screeching its kind of my audio bread and butter at this point highly compressed audio lulls me to sleep

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cummiie2 replied to your post: what i want to know is why i havent been laid on...

rea2on: you had two a2k.

because no one whos ever asked for sex has had sex before you right

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sweaternuts69420 started following you

oh no welcome happy 8irthday or whatever

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whats the matter are you not happy to see me

did you get me a present

are you gonna sing me a song 

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what i want to know is why i havent been laid on my birthday once in my entire life