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[karrakazz]

late night talk show host: great to see you! so how's it going!

me: well greg, i float through the world like a soap bubble, i cause no pain and i experience no strife, i only shimmer in the light

late night talk show host: that's incredible, i used to do some of that back in the 90s. so tell me about this new project

me: i refract this light within myself and shine it on all who meet me and they sing to me in praise

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

so there's this exhibitionist who's only aroused by being looked at naked & who's extremely turned off by seeing other people naked. he can't solve this with a blindfold because he needs to visually witness his nudity being witnessed by others in order to get off but if anyone else whom he can see is naked, it just ruins things for him. his quest to bust and his aversion to the flesh of the Other leads him down an erotic road paved with selfish intentions until, by some stroke of misfortune, he stumbles into the home of a petty bureaucrat holding an orgy. nude but fleeing from the nudity of others, the exhibitionist streaks through narrow halls, down winding corridors, and finally escapes into the Mirror Room. and he sees himself, naked, for the very first time. two hours later when the orgy arrives at the Mirror Room they find a warm corpse on the floor with no reflection in the mirror. panic! screaming. fainting. chaos. the party's over, the police are called, somebody puts a sheet over the mirror because the lack of a reflection is upsetting people. week later the coroner is able to identify the body of the exhibitionist with reference to dental records and the cause of death is ruled to be sudden cardiac arrest. which is a relief because no one at the scene could even identify the body, everybody forgot what he looked like. no one could remember anything. a whole orgy detained for questioning. you can imagine the inconvenience. anyway, that's why we keep the dustcloth over it

[anancientheart]

Sister Corita Kent: Immaculate Heart College Art Department Rules, 1965

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[lakevida]

i dont enjoy writing as a hobby because it feels like when people try to take pictures of mirrors to sell online and clearly put effort into minimizing their reflection but theres still an arm and phone in the frame or you can see their fucked up carpeted kitchen in the background with like a wall to wall collection of dusty antlers. im saying someone will notice i have a weird house because i was so focused on nobody noticing that i was naked while taking a pic of this mirror for craigslist and i cant have that but im not getting dressed because its my house. you understand of course

[bookshavepores]

[cicadaland]

[honeyymoony]

🐚 seashells pngs!!

[hymnsofheresy]

hi lydia! i found a thing on twitter,,,,....here u go

OBSESSED

[balaclava-trismegistus]

so. donald trump is broke as fuck. he cant afford his legal defense or whatever. dude is strapped to fuck, needs money. he sold them shoes. he's sellin them bibles. we all wake up tomorrow and he's on good morning america selling poppers. Freedom RUSH. big t on the cap. says the homosexuals have this wonderful little thing you know what they call them they call them yes POPPERS theyve kept them secret from us but thats okay i dont blame them they can keep them because i got my own. yes. my own poppers. these are the purest american poppers. 99% purity the best purity. theyre medicine! not everyone knows this, about poppers, that theyre medicine, but theyre the best medicine. i use them every day, for the blood. my doctor says so." Are we buying that shit? Remember, you can't kill yourself.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[lakevida]

tbh i kind of loved being a dishwasher like hardly anyone ever interrupted my flow and i could openly weep into the dish pit without it getting acknowledged and i was still in the tip pool

[lakevida]

my manager came over once to be like The rest of the kitchen wants to know what youre listening to all the time and i said Audiobooks and she spun around and yelled Audiobooks! and everyone acted like i was the tycho brahe of cleaning fish scales off a cutting board. which i am

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

and words are futile devices

[kosmogrl]

me when I say 'it is what it is'

[roboco-san]

you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor

[roboco-san]

I think it's worth noting that she's about 3 months shy of 29 years old in these images

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[globeshaped]

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)