Definitely not a pinterest user

She/her, audhd, bi, 28 (you can't exactly scream into the void on pinterest)

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Me when someone (correctly) identifies me as queer during Pride Month:

(How did they know?? I’m obviously on incognito mode!)

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You know how horses are herd animals?

Does that mean crows are murder animals?

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Had a brief unscheduled stint into the Enya part of my hormone cycle but now I’m back in the Lil Jon part.

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Actually I hate all of this and I’m running away from society. Goodbye fascism, hello becoming one with the Earth. Time to sink into the moss.

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Day three of wearing a corset for pots: I’m in a cone of shame. Let me out. Its touching me.

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Oh you have that Victorian Fainting Sickness brought on by the fever? Does the air have a sickly quality to it that makes you dizzy and weak?

Have you tried getting snatched for health? Abdominal compression to bring the blood back into your brain?

Much like your heaving bosom, the blood will be brought to new heights and bring an end to your malaise.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

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Chewing on hope like a dog with a chew toy

I do not know if I wish to destroy it

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RIP Herman Melville, you would have loved whale furries (cetafurs and I now know)

(His many chapters on whales in Moby Dick is bordering on horny. I keep waiting for him to call them hot.)

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Just a little reminder of whom Ishmael had a crush on.

(It’s George Washington.)

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I hope the two hours of autism drawing time will heal me

And I won’t be penalized for the two hours less of sleep…

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Me on the phone trying to call up Herman Melville to ask if he knew that he wrote Ishmael so gay:

(It’s gonna be a while, he’s been dead almost 200 years)

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Having read enough censored BL, Moby Dick is ridiculously explicit.

So, yeah they got married, hung out in bed together, rolled around a bit naked before falling asleep.

You just gotta read between his long paragraphs of "No homo tho" to get to the actual action verbs of him being gay all day.

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Litterally everyone in TGCF "That terrifying ghost king is taking advantage of Xie Lian and is going to corrupt him!"

Xie Lian "he is so hot, do NOT fuck this up for me."

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Chapter 10 of Moby Dick: There is no heterosexual explanation.

I had to check it was written in 1851 several times.

Herman you dirty dog. XD

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"So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick-

"So, if any one man, in his own proper person, .... , let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick-

"So... let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and be spent in that way." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick-

All this after spending the night sharing a bed with a hot man with tattoos who spooned him all night long.

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Me reading Moby Dick:

So, his (hot) harpooner friend woke up spooning him and then before putting his pants on “went under the covers to put his boots on” and was “grunting and struggling until his hat was dented and covering his eyes”

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Do… do you think…. No… this was written when?? 1851?? … men didn’t wear underwear in 1851… just a long shirt…. You don’t think?…. Uhm