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Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Glass Eye
Carrie: Oh my God, I just told my father I hated him. I'm the worst daughter in the world.
Doug: Come on, it wasn't that bad.
Carrie: Really?
Doug: I gotta level with you, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I once saw a guy chase his glass eye down a flight of subway stairs.
Leap of Faith
Doug: You have never taken a leap of faith for me.
Carrie: I married you what do you call that?
Doug: Uhhhh, HITTING THE JACKPOT!
Know what else is prepaid? Your ticket to hell because you are a devil woman!
Doug Heffernan
Jehovah's Witness, now they give you milk. Like that's going to turn me around.
Arthur Spooner
Ok you wear a bra that opens in the front but you are not a slut...right!
Doug Heffernan (to Carrie when they were dating)
Woodstock
Holly: You were at Woodstock?
Arthur: Yes I was. It was a beautiful three days of kicking hippy ass!
Kohler, Kohler, has an impacted molar.
Doug Heffernan
Names
Carrie: Oh my god do you remember their names?
Doug: I want to say Helen and Stanley...
Carrie: Those are the Roper's. Why didn't you pay attention!?!
Yeah, and I need this tattoo to be temporary. What is that? A turtle eating an apple?
Doug Heffernan
Well, don't invite them to the Olive Garden...that's my thing.
Doug Heffernan
That Dutch Boy knows his way around a can of paint, you know what I'm saying?
Doug Heffernan
....And that's how we learn.
Thunder Road
Doug: Did that sound like the beginning of Thunder Road?
Spence: Last time I heard Thunder Road I didn't want to kill myself, so I'm gonna say no!
No longer being Mastercard's bitch...PRICELESS!
Doug Heffernan
Believe me they would understand they almost got divorced over a question on Card Sharks.
Doug Heffernan
It's called the lean and squeeze. If you were in the industry you would know that.
Denise
Your first delivery is to Shut It Up Industries!
Doug Heffernan
