Sweeping Statements

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You can't win with pawns.

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You don't get Beyoncé without a catalog.

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Never trust a hairdresser who wears a hat.

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No one can list Microsoft Word as a skill.

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You will always eat double the amount of pizza you intend to.

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All good things in the world are photoshopped.

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Nobody knows anything about anyone.

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Mini is always better.

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No man enjoys nightclubs.

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It’s all about format.

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Enthusiasm is dead.

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There's nothing 'hood' about posting lyrics from your ipad.

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Bands are shit.

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Shame the booms over

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Hookers aren’t nice.

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Bali is a shitheap.

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The quality of all bars, cafes and restaurants is negated if its walking distance from home.