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it was love at first reblog

sweet-cynical

"daddy I'm close" 🤝 "that's it, little girl, be a good girl and cum for me"

#>:(

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what do you mean my childhood affected me

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i have terrible news

dude-who-likes-dudes

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

Does your boyfriend have a big dick?

Just as big as my love for him

#If I didn't know better I'd think this is him trying to get me to tell people he does in fact have a big dick #anyway #ask

I've loved you three summers now honey, but I want them all.

Anniversary cake vol. 3!

#if y'all let me be sappy for a second #my brain cannot comprehend how I've been alive for 32 years and I've only had you in my life for 4 and been your girlfriend for 3?????#time doesn't exist and numbers are made up #I feel like I've known you forever and also not long at all and the rest of my life looks pretty fucking amazing with you next to me #🤓💕

hauntingr0undss

Isn’t this cute on me? Don’t you want to take it off?

bf and I accidentally started our own book club in which we call and read a chapter to each other of a random book (pretty sure we're on like our 12th book now) and you might think "aw, that's so cute" WRONG. not only has he made me read books that are very scary and he already knows the endings to but ALSOOOO how am I supposed to trick him into showing me his dick and help me get off if as soon as the call starts all he wants to do is read?????

#it is a very hard life the one I'm living #:(#why must pretty girls suffer this much #I mean sure I had that coming when I went and fell in love with a nerd but COME ON #she rambles