Wherever there's hope, there's always despair.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: I need your help, i've made a mistake

Yasuke: It's ok, i have a shovel

Junko: What do you think i did?

Yasuke: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.

[sweet-despair]

Yasuke: Alright, how are you two gonna explain yourselves?!

Izuru: Um…

Junko: Well I'm going to say verbally, because judging by your tone you might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: You just can't say no to me, can you?

Mukuro: Well, I can, but it hurts a lot.

[sweet-despair]

Izuru: Why aren't you helping?

Junko, casually filing her nails while the rest of the band destroy the school: I'm too pretty for manual labor.

Izuru: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

[sweet-despair]

Peko: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Sonia: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Nagito: I’m trying to get hit by lightning to see what all the fuss is about.

[sweet-despair]

[sweet-despair]

Mukuro: On a scale from 1 to reckless, how would you rate this plan?

Junko: Innovative.

Mukuro: That wasn’t one of the options.

Junko: It is now.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: just die like me, i turned out great

Izuru: and your base for comparison is..?

Junko: the joker

Mukuro: you turned out fucking awesome

[sweet-despair]

Junko: Oh yeah? I bet you still sleep with that stupid rat stuff toy.

Yasuke: Yumi is A MOUSE! And at least I don't use 10 bottles of hairspray every morning!

Junko: Oh fuck you. At least my hair looks fabulous

Yasuke: At least my curls are natural.

Junko: *gaaasssp*

Everyone: 😶😶😶

Izuru: Oh snap

[sweet-despair]

I do not know what is wrong with the video quality🤷

[sweet-despair]

Gundham: *mumbling in Latin*

Junko: For the last time, I'm not a demon! You can't exorcise me.

Nagito: *looking sadly at Gundham as he crosses No. 5 off the list* Well, it was worth a try.

[sweet-despair]

Izuru: Can you come collect your freak of a wife, please? She's doing things.

Yasuke: No, I set Junko loose on purpose, otherwise she'll be fucking with my head instead.

[sweet-despair]

[sweet-despair]

Izuru: It hurts to pull the glue off my skin, and I'm still finding glitter in my cape!

Yasuke:

Mukuro:

Junko: I just wanted to decorate you.

[sweet-despair]

Mukuro: Yasuke. Junko ran away.

Yasuke: What!?

Mukuro: She told me to wait ten mintues before I told you. But I'm a grown woman, and she's crazy. So I waited eight.

Yasuke: You waited eight minutes to tell me my girlfriend ran away?

Mukuro: Don't tell her I didn't wait the full ten.

[sweet-despair]

Yasuke: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet

Junko: Nat 20 Charisma

Yasuke: That is NOT how that works-

[sweet-despair]

Miu: Kaede, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

Kaede: uh- ye- yeah!?

Miu: great! um- after school?

Kaede: yeah, after is- wait. you do mean that in a gay way, right?

Miu: yes, in a gay way.

Kaede: full homo?

Miu: a full homosexual coffee date.