Melbourne. Cuter Than You.

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

[latrishacollins]

[mackievanstan]

WHAT MAKES A HERO?

[thirst]

x

[fate]

[adrenaline]

[memescomedy]

[fuckyeahtonystark]

It’s nanotech, you like it?

[roaringstream]

While watching this gif, I noticed that his glasses disappear from his hand, which means they’re also made of nanotech. But like if it’s nanotech then it could’ve just been absorbed while the helmet was forming on his face, which means that Tony was just That Dramatic Motherfucker that just couldn’t resist taking off the glasses like a badass for his suit reveal

[luciende]

I never noticed this hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[potatolikesmarvel]

Production: so the glasses will be absorbed by the helmet and–

RDJ: i wanna take them off

Production: oh, but it’s nanotech you don’t need to–

RDJ: let me freaking nanotake them off

Production: *sighs*

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[ithelpstodream]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I like my men clingy and very affectionate

[superhusbands4ever]

#a mood

[inside-the-intj-mind]

INTJ Crush

Me, INTJ: hmmm. I like this person. What should I do about it?

My brain: Aggressively pretend not to.

Me: why?

Brain: you gotta

[weavemama]

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

[republicanidiots]

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.  

[princezilla]

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

[bixbiboom]

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

[lecterings]

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities