shameless.

New Orleans, LA.

[sweetandsavageaf]

Sometime after Harry and Draco got married

*Draco enters the room*

Harry: Potter.

[metaf]

He looks like he feels bad though

[sweetandsavageaf]

Draco Malfoy: [in the Gryffindor common room using Polyjuice Potion] A buddy of mine saw Draco Malfoy take his shirt off in the Quidditch showers, and he said that Draco Malfoy had an eight pack. That Draco Malfoy was shredded.

Harry Potter: What?! Your friend's a liar, mate, Draco Malfoy is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.

[emotionalfairy-deactivated20190]

the friend zone isn’t real

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

[teenagerposts]

[artoo-detoos]

Damn Daniel Harry, back at it again with the blue shirt (insp.)

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Cause of death

*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*

[ifrostyb]

Fuck me. Really, tho.

[animalrates]

baby animals here

[vnessers-deactivated20210210]

@sweetandsavageaf

[memewhore]

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will not call you a whore for:

•Being sexually active

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will call you a whore for:

•Eating my food

[doctor-wheeze]

Doctor Who Challenge 11th day - The scariest villain

The Weeping Angels

[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[whatsliferotfl]

[ifrostyb]

@vnessers @sweetandsavageaf always reblog

[tattooed-disappointment]

I’m so tired and hungry

[she-wants-the-eod]

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

[relaxar-e-beber]